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The corny joke thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kiki, Dec 3, 2006.

  1. Kiki

    Kiki Active Member

    Aww, thankies. :)

    This is really lame, but here it goes...

    What's a ninja's favourite drink?


    *Cricket chirps* It's hard to do online. I guess ya had to be there. XD
  2. The Shoe Fairy

    The Shoe Fairy Active Member

    LOL! I get it, I've been playing this ninja platformer for like, 3 days now (http://www.nitrome.com/games/finalninjazero/)
    Great game, and it's reasonably hard, and in 8 bit pixel graphic style. Retro and fun. The developer is one of my favourite game makers ever. Even if they are all on their own website and the games are web only.
  3. Kiki

    Kiki Active Member

    *Is addicted* I have not been so addicted to a game since I was playing 'Conkers Bad Fur Day' in I.T class. XD

    Whoa, finally someone who gets it! Thank you! :3

    I've been telling everyone this one... it's a shocker, but hey- I love it!

    Which hand do you stir your tea with?

    Neither, most people use a spoon!

    Boomboom! XD
  4. The Shoe Fairy

    The Shoe Fairy Active Member

    LOL! That game is so funny. Generally I don't like gaming, even though I kick serious frog at it, but I only really play Platformers and the odd FPS. And the only RPG sort of thing I play is Runescape, and I have been playing for... 6 and a bit years now. I've been a member for 4 years and I'm still only level 86. Though it is one of the few games I enjoy. I tend only to play for quests and to chat with friends and stuff though, like my virtual R and R. I don't find most games of any merit, and other than Runescape (which I often don't have time to play) I think they are a waste of money and time. The only reason still, I play platform games is because I want to waste time, and they are a fun way to do so.
  5. Kiki

    Kiki Active Member

    I'm not a big gamer myself, either. My brother is though, so I do make an effort to play 'em. I play the odd game but I also love the "old-school" stuff. I mean, heck, I still play SNES! (I'm the worst a shooter games though)
  6. The Shoe Fairy

    The Shoe Fairy Active Member

    Ok, anyone from New Zealand please don't take offense, it's just a sheep joke. I'm not being racist or anything.

    Steve: *holds inflatable sheep under armpits* What am I?
    Warren: I have no idea mate...
    Steve: Duh! I'm a Kiwi pimp!

    Oh and I have another.

    There once was a farmer and his sheep dog. One day, the farmer decided to count the sheep, so he told the dog to count the sheep. At then end of the day the dog came back and said that there was 400 sheep. The farmer said "I don't believe you". So the farmer recounted the sheep, and there was only 394. The farmer asked his dog "Why did you say 400 if there is only 394?" and the dog replied...

    "I'm a sheep dog. I rounded them up!"
  7. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    Did you hear about the Coke Vendor who tried out for American Idol?
    They said he was best suited to sing Pop

  8. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Q. "How do you make Lady Gaga annoyed?"
    A. "...Poker Face."
  9. Mary Louise

    Mary Louise Active Member

    Q: How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?

    A: Take the spoon out of the glass.
  10. Kiki

    Kiki Active Member

    LOL! These are great, guys!
  11. Kiki

    Kiki Active Member

    Be prepared for the lamest joke evarr...

    What hand do you stir your tea with?

    Wait for it now...

    ....be patient...

    Here it is...

    ...Well- most people use a spoon.

    Horrible. I know.
  12. Mary Louise

    Mary Louise Active Member

    I love lame jokes so much, Kiki! Thanks! Okay, can anyone guess this one?

    A dog was tied to a ten-foot rope, but he walked twenty feet. Why?
  13. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    5 feet with each paw?

  14. Mary Louise

    Mary Louise Active Member

  15. Pork

    Pork Active Member

    because the rope wasn't tied to anything?
  16. Pork

    Pork Active Member

    There are two groups of people in the world;
    those who believe that the world can be
    divided into two groups of people,
    and those who don't.
  17. Pork

    Pork Active Member

    An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician (it is said) were holidaying in Scotland. Glancing from a train window, they observed a black sheep in the middle of a field. "How interesting," observed the astronomer, "all scottish sheep are black!"
    To which the physicist responded, "No, no! Some Scottish sheep are black!"
    The mathematician gazed heavenward in supplication, and then intoned, "In Scotland there exists at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which is black.[​IMG]
  18. Mary Louise

    Mary Louise Active Member

    That's right!
  19. Mary Louise

    Mary Louise Active Member

    Bob: The laundry made a mistake and sent me the wrong shirt. The collar is so tight, I can hardly breathe.

    Rob: That's your shirt, all right. But you've got your head through the buttonhole!
  20. The Shoe Fairy

    The Shoe Fairy Active Member

    Did you guys hear about the bulimic birthday party?

    The cake lept out of the woman!

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