The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

[Beakerfan]

That's where you, Lefty, and Newsie all live, Goofy. Right below ME, remember?

 

[The Count]

*Announcer: And here to accept on the dorms' behalf is Ed "The Count".

Me, standing up: Thanks... And I whole-heartedly thank everybody who helped make the dorms the longest-running, biggest and most fun game/realm here at MC.

But I'd like to yield the floor to Crazy Harry for the next turn.
Crazy Harry: Hee hee hee... Crazy Harry giveout award for craziest member.
Me: Yes... Um, the Straightjackets Anonymous winner is...
Crazy Harry: Beaker Squeeker girl!
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d172/nickguy505/Awards/straightjackets.png
Me: Or Claudia Ospitia as some may refer to her. Hope you enjoy being crowned as the one here with the greatest volitile nature.
Crazy Harry: Did someone say "volitile nature"?
All: Nooooo!
*The plunger is pressed and an earth-shattering Q238 space explosive module detonates.

 

[dwayne1115]

now thats my kind of BOOM

 

[Beakerfan]

YAY SQUEEGEE! *throws confetti and muffins*

 

[Pork]

SQUEEEEEEEKUMS! YAAAAAH *GOes insane for several seconds then snaps back to reality* SPEECH! Speech please!

*squit squit Squail*

 

[anytimepally]

yay Claudia! .. that one's a no-brainer!

 

[dwayne1115]

SQUEEEEEEEKUMS! YAAAAAH *GOes insane for several seconds then snaps back to reality* SPEECH! Speech please!

*squit squit Squail*

Wild

 

[Pork]

Wild

Strawberries?

 

[MrsPepper]

CONGRATS SQUEEGEE! But where is your trophy?

p.s. I think I voted for you in this category! Even if I didn't, I'm glad you won it because it so fits.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

I don't walk among the mad!
How dare you.

(Takes the award graciously, flashes a smile)
(Adjusts her top hat)

Thank you, thank you.

(Looks at her chess-patterned overcoat)

Hmm, this suit makes my butt look huge. ;_;

Thank you again!

(Falls off the stage)
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(Censors are present)