"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

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Nicky: You know I've always felt sorry for the scarecrow in these stories.

Mother: Because he has no brain?

Nicky: No because at the end all he gets are rocks inside his head.

Mother: True...
 

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Nicky: Shoot he heard me.

Mother: *checks window...sees that it's open and shuts it* That's because the window was open.

Nicky: Think that'll effect the outcome of the story?

Mother: And like the dragon, vine forest, evil munchkins, and a serenading Jack won't?

Nicky: good point.
 

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Chicken: *clears her throut* Does anyone know where that good for something pumpkinhead is?

Biggy/Lion: Mama i really don't know who your talking about?

Flying/monkey/yak: I might know what she talking about but i'll have to see it to know.

Chicken: *flaps her wings and lands on Yakky* Come on buster.

Flying/monkey/yak: But it might take a while.

Chicken: But you have wings.

Flying/monkey/yak: Oh ya. *starts the wings up* Alrighty. Up up and away.

Biggy/Lion: We might need to help him Kyle. *looks around* Where is Kyle?
 

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Mother: *mental message to Jack* Just play along. You're stuck inside the tower with Vanozma. Woo her man! This is your chance!

Nicky: *laughs* You're terrible.

Mother: You better believe it!
 

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Jack/TinMan: Van...Ozma? Interesting. *shrug* Ah, well it's a chick. *to Vanozma* Oh fair maiden, wouldst though like a gander past these metal plates?
 

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Vanessa: It's me you giant tin can. Vanessa. Strapped to a wall dressed like Princess Ozma. Besides, I've seen past the metal plates, and trust me...you look much better with them on.
 

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Jack/TinMan: OH! Vanessa! The Wizard hath granted me my wish! *to self* SCORE! *to Van* Now... what to do, what to do... Vanessa is strapped to a wall... I could save her, or I could- ...I think I'll save her.
 

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Vanessa: Actually, these are magic vines and can only be undone by my one true love.

Mother: Dang, she's good.

Nicky: Not a bad idea.

Mother: Not at all in fact it's true. Now this could get intresting.
 
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