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Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by kathy26, Apr 17, 2008.
The Smothers Brothers:setting:Season 3
SCOOTER:"Tom and Dick Smothers,ten seconds till curtain fellas."
DICK:"Thank you Scooter."
Tom manages to engage in a swedish conversation with Swedish Chef.
DICK:"Don't tell me you can actually understand a word this chef is saying."
TOM:"Well Dick,I didn't study latin for nothin' ya'know."
WALDORF"Have you got an aspirin?"
STATLER"Why,have you got a headache?"
WALDORF:"No the show's about to start."
GONZO'S HORN GAG
The minute Gonzo blows his horn,an anvil falls onto his head.
Scooter performs rendition of Creedence Clearwater Revival's hit song"Down On The Corner"on electric guitar,accompanied by The
Electric Mayhem Band.
KERMIT:"You fellas ready for your first number?"
DICK:"Ready when ever you are Kermit."
TOM:"Who's the talking frog?"
DICK:"Why Tommy,I'm surprised at you.Why he's not just any ol' frog.He's Kermit The Frog.He used to be on Sesame Street,but now he's the host of this very show."
TOM:"We're being hosted by a talking frog?And what's with all these other talking animals and wierd looking creatures?Aren't there any humans in this theatre?"
KERMIT:"Why no.You see on The Muppet Show,the only humans are the guest stars,the rest of us are all muppets."
DICK:"That's right Tommy.Haven't you ever even heard of the muppets?"
TOM:"Muppets?I've heard of a puppet or a marionette,but what in the world is a muppet?"
DICK:"You'll have to pardon my brother Kermit.Anything you try to say to him just goes in one ear and out the other."
TOM:"Hey I resent that."
GUEST STAR SPOT
With midevil background,The Smothers Brothers do a number from their"Aesop's Fables"record album.
The Bird And The Jar
As Dick narrates the story,a small bird muppet acts it out,by trying to problem solve his dilemma of drinking water from inside a narrow glass jar.
The brothers then perform a song"Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention"and encourage the audience to sing along.
STATLER:"I never thought of that.Does that mean everything's a necessity?"
WALDORF"If everything were a necessity,we'd have good enough reason to come to watch this show."
Swedish Chef demonstrates how to make wine,by squashing a large batch of green grapes with a large mallet.But he misses one.The one grape that he missed shouts"wa-oo"and runs away laughing,making Swedish Chef chase him around the kitchen.
Swedish Chef loses sight of the grape.
GRAPE(from above Chef):"Wa-oo"
Swedish Chef looks up and a giant wine bottle falls onto him.The grape has a good laugh.
PIGS IN SPACE
Rowlf plays rendition of classical intsramental"The Entertainer".He is later joined by two chickens who play piano with their beaks.
FOZZIE'S JOKE SPOT
Fozzie is joined onstage by Tom Smothers.They both do well together and make a pretty good team.Until the end...
TOM:"Did you know how pigs get dandruff?"
FOZZIE:"Uh Tommy,I wouldn't if I were you."
TOM:"Quiet I'm just coming to the punch line."
FOZZIE:"Oh no."(quickly runs off stage)
TOM:"They get flakes of ham.(laughs)"
MISS PIGGY(storms onto stage)"Oh yeah,I'll give you dandruff you flake.HYYAAH"(knocks Tom to the floor)
WALDORF:"Well if it don't go wham,it ain't ham."
Miss Piggy walks off in a huff.
KERMIT:"Take it easy Piggy.He didn't know any better."
Tom walks by limping in pain.
FOZZIE:"Well I tried to warn you."
The missing grape appears from under one of Kermit's desk notes.
Swedish Chef attempts to get him once again,but accidently clobbers Kermit with his mallet instead.
At the end of sketch,the grape suddenly appears shouting"wa-oo",as Swedish Chef accidently clobbers the patient with his mallet.
The Smothers Brothers perform"Dailey News",a skit they had performed on their own variety show"The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour".
Muppets who participate in this skit:
Tom & Dick Smothers
In his last attempt to hit the cheeky grape,Swedish Chef ends up accidently chopping Statler and Waldorf's theatre box in half with his mallet.
Nice Job. Love the ending with the Swedish Chef.
that was good puggy can you do another one for tomorrow night please with Ray Price as the guest star and it takes place in the fifth season please?
I have some ideas for Muppet Show Outlines, too. I think these guest stars should have been on the Muppet Show, but didn't.
Episode 91: Emmylou Harris
Opening Number: Emmet Otter and his Jug-band sing "Barbeque"
Backstage: Emmet speaks to Kermit about the band being excited to sing with Emmylou and that she's one of their favorite singers.
Song: Emmylou sings "Hard Times" with Lubbock Lou and his Jug Huggers
Backstage: Kermit speaks with Emmylou about the number and Fozzie asks her if Emmet and his Jug-band can see her before the closing number and she gives the okay.
At The Dance: Baskerville and Afghan, Prairie Dawn and Roosevelt Franklin, Rizzo and Yolanda and Two Anything Muppets
UK Spot: Kermit and Anything Muppet kids sing "I wonder 'bout the world above"
Talk Spot: Emmet and his jug-band see Emmylou in her dressing room and talk and they sing "Prayer In Open D"
Vets Hospital: Grover as the patient
Backstage: Kermit cues Emmylou and Emmet's jug-band to go on stage and perform and Kermit wishes the band luck.
Closing Number: Emmylou and jug-band sing "When the River Meets the Sea"
Goodnights: Emmylou, Kermit, Emmet, Wendell, Harvey, Charlie, Slim Wilson, Grover
Nice job, vettech28. I can tell you like Emmet Otters Jugband Christmas.
Here's another idea for The Muppet Show:
Episode 92: Original Broadway Cast of "A Chorus Line"
Opening Number: Muppets perform "I Hope I Get It" with original choreography in honor of the guest stars
Kermit, Miss Piggy, Robin, Fozzie, Gonzo, Scooter, Rowlf, Ernie, Bert, Grover, The Count,
Annie Sue, Cookie Monster, Herry Monster, Gobo, Wembley, Mokey, Red, Boober, Philo, Gunge, Emmet, Wendell, Harvey, Charlie, Traveling Matt, Bean Bunny, his brother, Lugsy, his sister, Twitch and their friends Babble, Snort, Be-bop and Bulbous, Leon, Vicki and Scooter's twin sister Skeeter (grown up and in muppet form)
Backstage: Kermit congratulates the group on a job well done and Donna McKechnie, the original Cassie, tells hime that she didn't think it could be done with Muppets. Kermit answers that she'd be surprised at what Muppets can accomplish.
Swedish Chef: Chef attempts to make tossed salad, but ingredients fly all over the place
Backstage: Donna watches the sketch and says she's surprised at what's happened and Kermit says, "Told you you'd be surprised" and tells her it's time for the casts' number
Song: Kelly Bishop (Sheila), Nancy Lane (Bebe) and Kay Cole (Maggie) sing "At The Ballet" while others dance in the background
Backstage: Kermit and the group from the opening number rehearse the closing number, "One" from the show and several mistakes are made, bumping into each other, forgetting the words and doing the wrong dance steps.
At the Dance: Rizzo and Yolanda, Two Whatnots, George and Mildred and two pigs
UK Spot: The Gills Brothers sing "Mr. Sandman"
Backstage: Kermit and the group continue to rehearse the closing number and in the process, Grover stumbles and falls causing the whole group the fall to the floor. Kermit gets frustrated and leaves thinking they'd never be ready and everything is going wrong. The guests reappear and Priscilla Lopez (Diana) explains that even when things go wrong, they still have to try again. In doing so, she sings "What I did for love" and during the song, the original cast fills in as well as Kermit and all who participated in the opening and sings along.
Muppet News Flash: Upcoming Kentucky Derby and race horses stampede over the newsman
Backstage: Cast and Muppet group gets their costumes fitted and go onstage.
Closing number: Muppets from opening and guests sing "We're not gonna stop" from The Muppets at Walt Disney World and end with "One" with original choreography, even the kicks
Goonights: Original Cast, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Ernie, Bert, Grover
I love Emmet Otter's Jug-band Christmas, it's my favorite.
Very nice. I like the song BBQ. Nice new outline too. I've never heard of "A Chours Line" before. Is that a Brodway production?
"A Chorus Line" is a Broadway show. It's my favorite musical of all time!
that was good vettech28 can you do another one with Justin Timberlake as the guest star please?
Here comes another one:
Episode 93: The Beach Boys
Opening number: Kermit sings "Caribbean Amphibian"
Backstage: Kermit speaks to The Baech Boys and reminds them tonight's show is summer themed.
Song: The Beach Boys sing: "Fun, Fun Fun" with a group of Anything Muppets
Backstage: Gonzo talks to Kermit about his surfing act, but Kermit tells him that it's impossible to get water to surf on stage. Gonzo tells him it's not that kind of surfing.
Gonzo's Act: Gonzo surfs on half pipe and falls on his face causing his nose to be scrunched up.
Canteen: Rizzo and Pepe talk to the Beach Boys
Vets Hospital: Penguin is the patient
UK Spot: Muppets sing "Sweet Vacation" from the Jim Henson Hour
Backstage: Kermit talks to The Beach Boys and tells them there's a Muppet band that really follows in their footsteps, The Beach Bums, parodized after them.
Song: "Surfin' Safari" by The Beach Bums
Backstage: The Beach Boys and Beach Bums prepare for the closing number
Closing Number: Beach Boys and Beach Bums sing "Kokomo" with Kermit, Gonzo, Rizzo, Pepe and Miss Piggy
Goodnights: Beach Boys, Beach Bums, Kermit, Gonzo, Rizzo and Pepe
Beach Boys! Awsome. I like the UK spot as well. Reading this makes me want to go the beach.
Episode 94: Gloria Estefan
Opening number: Gloria sings "Conga" as Anything Muppets dance with her
Backstage: Everyone is getting into a Latin mood from the backstage being decorated and everyone wearing Latin American outfits.
Swedish Chef: Attempts to make burritos and grabs Pepe on accident and chases him offstage.
Backstage: Gloria talks to Kermit and Miss Piggy butts in and prepares for her song.
Song: Link Hogthrob and Miss Piggy sing "Sweetheart from Venezuela"
Vets Hospital: Pepe as the patient
UK Spot: Count sings "Counting Backwards in Spanish"
Backstage: Bean Bunny talks with Gloria about the show and tells her he has a song he always wanted to do on the show inkeeping with the Latin theme. She asks him what it is and he says with extreme joy, "La Bamba"! Music starts and Gloria joins in as well as Kermit, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Scooter, Gobo, Wembley, The Count, his brother, Lugsy and his sister, Twitch.
Muppet News Flash: Pinatas at parties and a pinata falls on his head
Closing number: Gloria sings "Mambo I,I,I" with Kermit, Miss Piggy, Scooter, Gonzo, Bean, Gobo, Wembley, The Count, Red, Lugsy and Twitch.
Goodnights: Gloria, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Link, Bean, Scooter, The Count, Lugsy and Twitch
The Broadway segment is awesome!
Here comes another outline:
Episode 95: ABBA
Opening number: Cookie Monster sings "Me Lost Me Cookie At The Disco"
Backstage: Kermit introduces ABBA to everyone backstage and remind the group of the disco theme of the show.
Song: ABBA sings "I Have A Dream" with Muppets singing along
Backstage: Miss Piggy listens in on a conversation between Kermit and ABBA and wondering if she can do an ABBA song.
Vets Hospital: Anything Muppet wearing a disco outfit with "Disco Fever" as a patient
UK Spot: Grover dancing to a disco rendition of the alphabet
Talk Spot: Miss Piggy talks to ABBA in their dressing room and asks if she can sing one of their songs with them and they say she can. Miss Piggy and ABBA sing "Super Trouper"
At The Disco Dance: Two Whatnots, Baskerville and Afghan, Two pigs and George and Mildred
Backstage: Kermit prepares everyone for the closing number and ABBA gets onstage.
Closing number: ABBA and Muppets sing "Dancing Queen"
Muppets participating: Kermit, Miss Piggy, Grover, Cookie Monster, Scooter, Gonzo, Leon, Vicki, Gobo, Wembley
Song continues throughout the goodnights and the credits
hi vettech28 those are great outlines i was wondering can you do another outline with George Foreman as the guest star please?
Episode 96: James Taylor
Opening number: Gobo and Wembley sing "Wemblin' Fool"
Backstage: Gobo and Wembley talk to James as goes onstage
Song: James Taylor sings "Jellyman Kelly" with Bean Bunny, his brother, Lugsy, his sister, Twitch, Babble, Snort, Be-bop and Bulbous
Backstage: James and the bunnies have a good laugh while Boober tries to talk to James but fails and James doesn't notice.
Ernie and Bert Skit: Ernie and Bert's rhyming game
UK Spot: Emmet and his jug-band sing "Just an old-fashioned love song"
Backstage: Boober is sitting on the stairs depressed as James comes downstairs and Boober explains that he wanted to have a spot on the show with James but no one thinks he could. James tells him that no matter what happens he still has friends to support him and they sing "You've got a friend"
Muppet Sports: Pig Racing
Backstage: Everyone gets ready for James' closing number
Closing number: James and Muppets sing "Long Ago And Far Away"
Goodnights: James, Kermit, Boober, Gobo, Wembley, Emmet, Ernie and Bert
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