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Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by LouisTheOtter, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. Ignatz

    Ignatz Member

    Phyllis George: Well only one person can get the award but really you're all winners.
    :attitude:Losers. You are all losers.
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  2. catherine

    catherine Active Member

    now this is entertainment, very funny, thanks for the little bits that keep us sane.
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  3. snichols1973

    snichols1973 Well-Known Member

    In KSY, Kermit was visiting a farm with Pilgrim, the dog, when he finds himself running for his life after escaping a pig pen:

    :): What was that?
    Pilgrim: That was a pig.
    :): A pig, huh? I hope I never see another one of those my entire life.
  4. catherine

    catherine Active Member

    poor kermit, he never gets a rest from them pigs.
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  5. Pinkflower7783

    Pinkflower7783 Well-Known Member

    He doesn't seem to mind the pig now. XP
  6. muppetfan24/7

    muppetfan24/7 Well-Known Member

    I believe he doesn't mind Miss Piggy either. What I am trying to say is their relationship can be on or off, but I know Kermit says, "It's complicated!" LOL!
  7. Pinkflower7783

    Pinkflower7783 Well-Known Member

    Their relationship has ALWAYS been off and on. The question is more of when was it actually on? Lol
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  8. catherine

    catherine Active Member

    lol pinkflower thaty is an anwser, we won't know. ;)
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  9. Ignatz

    Ignatz Member

    I love the scene when Milton Berle comes out to help Fozzie with Statler and Waldorf hecling him and then gets heckled himself. It's probalby one of my favourite moments in the Muppet Show especially the end.
    Berle: Oh, I see. You think you could do better?
    :boo: I couldn't do worse.
    Berle: Allright.
    :sleep: We should.
    Berle: Oh, yeah? You sing?
    :boo: No.
    Berle: You dance?
    :boo: No.
    Berle: Can you get laughs?
    :boo: No
    Berle: Then what would you do?
    :sleep: Just what your doing.
  10. jgidley

    jgidley Active Member

    Berle: Now if you guys don't cut that out I'll have the usher throw you out!
    :sleep:He can't. He's busy.
    Berle: Doing what?
    :sleep:Keeping people in!
  11. DrDientes

    DrDientes Active Member

    Berle: You came here to be entertaneid or you not?
    :boo::That's right.
    Berle: What's right?
    :sleep:: We came here to be entertained and we're not.
  12. jgidley

    jgidley Active Member

    :concern:Hey, how's it going Mr. Berle?
    Berle: Oh, I'm gonna start with you now. It's going terribly. These guys have been picking on me and insulting me ever since I started.
    :concern:Well, can I help you out?
    Berle: Please.
    :concern:Which way did you come in?
  13. Ignatz

    Ignatz Member

    :boo: You know what you're doing wrong?
    Berle: What I'm doing wrong?
    :boo: Standing too close to the audience.
    Berle: Oh, yeah? How is this?
    :boo: You're still too close.
    Berle: Oh, sorry. Is this okay?
    :boo: Now little more.
    Berle: How far back do you want me to go?
    :boo: You got a car?
  14. tutter_fan

    tutter_fan Well-Known Member

    Have any of you found any good ones from Muppet Babies?
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  15. TheWeirdoGirl

    TheWeirdoGirl Well-Known Member

    Lately my brother and I have been repeating one of our favorite Gonzo lines. "I just don't understand you people! Immortality is up for grabs!"
  16. Bliffenstimmers

    Bliffenstimmers Active Member

    You mean like his grunting "mn-mn-mn-mn" sound? Which he usually shakes his arms to? Or whenever he says "squeet squeet squat squat"? Or something like that? I dunno, but those are some of my favorite things about Wembley... it gets especially hilarious in "Scared Silly" and "Space Frog Follies".
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  17. Plaid Fraggle

    Plaid Fraggle Well-Known Member

    I wanna be able to do Wembley's voice so bad. Actually, I don't know if I've ever seen anyone who CAN do Wembley's voice! The challenge is on!!

    If I could I know it would get me ALL the dates, mn-mn-mn-nnnn♪ :coy:
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  18. Dr TeethFan

    Dr TeethFan Active Member

    When Janice says"Fer Sure"
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  19. I seriously can not decide. Everything any muppet/fraggle/Jim Henson character says or does just makes me incredibly happy. :mad: No way I can choose just a few!
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  20. KissesToKermie

    KissesToKermie Well-Known Member

    Ah, yes! I remember that from Kermit's Swamp Years. Sorry darling, looks like you will be dealing with one for the rest of your life...
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