When a Muppet says...

Phyllis George: Well only one person can get the award but really you're all winners.
Losers. You are all losers.

now this is entertainment, very funny, thanks for the little bits that keep us sane.

In KSY, Kermit was visiting a farm with Pilgrim, the dog, when he finds himself running for his life after escaping a pig pen:

: What was that?
Pilgrim: That was a pig.
: A pig, huh? I hope I never see another one of those my entire life.

poor kermit, he never gets a rest from them pigs.

He doesn't seem to mind the pig now. XP

I believe he doesn't mind Miss Piggy either. What I am trying to say is their relationship can be on or off, but I know Kermit says, "It's complicated!" LOL!

Their relationship has ALWAYS been off and on. The question is more of when was it actually on? Lol

lol pinkflower thaty is an anwser, we won't know.

I love the scene when Milton Berle comes out to help Fozzie with Statler and Waldorf hecling him and then gets heckled himself. It's probalby one of my favourite moments in the Muppet Show especially the end.
Berle: Oh, I see. You think you could do better?
I couldn't do worse.
Berle: Allright.
We should.
Berle: Oh, yeah? You sing?
No.
Berle: You dance?
No.
Berle: Can you get laughs?
No
Berle: Then what would you do?
Just what your doing.

Berle: Now if you guys don't cut that out I'll have the usher throw you out!
He can't. He's busy.
Berle: Doing what?
Keeping people in!

Berle: You came here to be entertaneid or you not?
:That's right.
Berle: What's right?
: We came here to be entertained and we're not.

Hey, how's it going Mr. Berle?
Berle: Oh, I'm gonna start with you now. It's going terribly. These guys have been picking on me and insulting me ever since I started.
Well, can I help you out?
Berle: Please.
Which way did you come in?

You know what you're doing wrong?
Berle: What I'm doing wrong?
Standing too close to the audience.
Berle: Oh, yeah? How is this?
You're still too close.
Berle: Oh, sorry. Is this okay?
Now little more.
Berle: How far back do you want me to go?
You got a car?

Have any of you found any good ones from Muppet Babies?

Lately my brother and I have been repeating one of our favorite Gonzo lines. "I just don't understand you people! Immortality is up for grabs!"

You mean like his grunting "mn-mn-mn-mn" sound? Which he usually shakes his arms to? Or whenever he says "squeet squeet squat squat"? Or something like that? I dunno, but those are some of my favorite things about Wembley... it gets especially hilarious in "Scared Silly" and "Space Frog Follies".

I wanna be able to do Wembley's voice so bad. Actually, I don't know if I've ever seen anyone who CAN do Wembley's voice! The challenge is on!!

If I could I know it would get me ALL the dates, mn-mn-mn-nnnn♪