OK, here to help... Haven't heard about Journey to Bert. Not to say it'll never happen, just haven't heard about it and I doubt it'd be something done for this season since most of it's been already taped. Although that's why many of us have a problem with JTE, it should be Bert hunting down Ernie instead of Big Bird. Lyrics to Oscar's version of Bein' Green. Oscar: As someone else once said... It's not that easy bein' green. Having to spend each day the color of the leaves. When I think it would be much nicer... Being gray or brown, or puce... Or something less colorful like that. Grouch Chorus adding "Oohs" after each line now. Oscar: It's not easy bein' green. And other grouches tend to pass you over. Cause you're not all dingy-looking. Like mud in the puddles. Or smog in the sky. But green's the color of slime. And green can be gross and moldy-like. And green can be smelly like a stinkweed... Or angry like an alligator... Or sour like a pickle. When green is alll there is to be... It could tend to make you wonder. But why wonder, why wonder. I'm green, it's yucky, and it's what I want to be. Oscar: OK, the song's over, now scram! Grouch Chorus: Oh OK Oscar, sorry... *Everybody leaves. Oscar: Even you pickle... Heh, I gotta be me. Hope this helps.