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Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by theprawncracker, Oct 23, 2008.

  1. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    *stirs slightly* Hmm? Hubba wha? Oh... yeah. Actually! A few days ago I started writing the next chapter. I didn't get very far in the chapter... but I ended up outlining the rest of the story (more or less). Now all that's left is to actually write it.

    BUT! I declare here and now to thou, my loyalest of readers, I shall attempt with all my might to finish this story THIS SUMMER while I actually have time. Starting, of course, with the next chapter! Huzzah!

    *goes back to sleep*
  2. bingboingcutie

    bingboingcutie Active Member

    YES! More story! I've been thinking about it for months! And there's another CHAPTER on its way! Oh, rapture! Oh, gorgenzola! Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is the treasure we've all been waiting for! Crystal chalice, come to BiNgBoInG!

    ...mr. magic-story guy...um...rise and shine...?
  3. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    I said nothing of the sort! :attitude:

    Huzzah, indeed! :smirk:
  4. bingboingcutie

    bingboingcutie Active Member

    Aw, man...I even forged your signature in the contract and everything.
  5. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    That would explain thePOLICEMENATMYDOOR! YAAAH!

    *Is hauled off to the slammer*
  6. bingboingcutie

    bingboingcutie Active Member

    "Au revoir, fatso!" <puts on fake mustache and gets ready to free you>
  7. bingboingcutie

    bingboingcutie Active Member

    HA! Your avatar is soo funny! Did you get it from the new movie??
  8. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    I did not... it's a screen grab from the old "Give a Day, Get a Disney Day" website with the Muppets. Gonzo tried to burst through the computer screen to talk to you... and of course he hit the wall.
  9. bingboingcutie

    bingboingcutie Active Member

    Oh, I wanna see that!!! Is it a video? Sounds like a...whatever-sort (or Gonzo-sort) of thing to do.
  10. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    FATSO? Who told you? It was the bike rack, wasn't it? Filthy slanderer! I've been dieting!
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  11. bingboingcutie

    bingboingcutie Active Member


    :oops: Don't be silly; bike racks can't talk. The hatrack told me. Gee. Filthy? <blinks> I'd better get into show business and clean up. :oops:
  12. Java

    Java Active Member

    So, the downside to having a smart phone in my life is that I waste too much time playing Angry Birds and other such nonsense in my downtime. At least until I said it's time to get my act together and get back to writing and MC. Now, the downside to having a smart phone is that I loose too much sleep catching up on the MC fanfic's as I pretend to be lying in bed going to sleep so I can function at work the next day. The upside to all of this is that even if I don't log on everyday, I am at least reading and enjoying and happy and feeling good about all of this.

    That said, Prawnie... I have just caught up on this gem and am in desperate need for more! The humor, I love reading it as it is so natural (I envy you and wish I had a flare for humor). This is wonderful, the narrator sleeping, going to the bathroom, etc... Scooter the Squire continuously calling Kermit boss... the horse that can shrug and doesn't want to be near the bullies... Statler and Waldorf as kings... I love it!!

    More Please.
  13. bingboingcutie

    bingboingcutie Active Member

    Oh, please let there be more...
    or should I say, "Please tell me there will be more of this!"

    <cue TogetherAgain>
  14. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    No TogetherAgain yet, just me. :o

    Please, oh please, oh please, oh please.
  15. bingboingcutie

    bingboingcutie Active Member

    Phew! I'm not the only one in here.



    ...So now we wait.

    Please oh please oh please is right. Say, do you have a flashlight?
  16. Vincent L

    Vincent L Well-Known Member

    I have yet to finish your story, but so far, I'm enjoying myself. Your continuous fourth-wall breaking (where do you buy supplies for new walls?), and your conversation with Lisa.
    Now excuse me, I have to read the story.
  17. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    Sorry I took so long. Digital flashlights are hard to come by. :coy:
  18. bingboingcutie

    bingboingcutie Active Member

    Ah, that's alright, I got an old torch covered in lighter fluid I found in here.


    <crackle crackle>


  19. muppetfan24/7

    muppetfan24/7 Well-Known Member

    *splashes water into Wembley*

    :coy: *sighs* Thanks!

    You're welcome, Wembley!

    Speaking of lighting fire, that reminds me of the bit form TMCC when Gonzo accidently lit Rizzo's tail on fire and he said, "Light the lamp! Not the rat! Not the rat!" Classic!

    Thank you for making me laugh, bingboingcutie!
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  20. bingboingcutie

    bingboingcutie Active Member

    :shifty:: "Light the lamp, not the rat, light the lamp, not the RAT!!!"

    :concern:: "My apologies."

    He could have at least tried to stamp out the fire or something.

    Any day, muppetfan! You made me laugh.

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