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Fan-Fiction: The Revenge of Elmo

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by theprawncracker, Jul 4, 2005.

  1. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    commentary: Shout out! To Beauregard! Who wrote this line for the Chef!:end commentary

  2. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Chapter 15: A Light at the End of the Tunnel

    commentary: Here I am!:end commentary

    "Keep going Scoot, we're almost through!" Skeeter shouted over the aound of the drills.

    "What? You wish you were fuzzy and blue?" Scooter shouted, confused.

    commentary: He he, fuzzy and blue...:end commentary

    "NO! WE'RE ALMOST THROUGH!" Skeeter yelled as Scooter turned of his drill.

    "Well, you don't have to yell!" Scooter said.


    "Dat es de second biggest baby I have ever seen! Hokay?" Pepe said as everyone backed up trying to avoid the two ton baby.

    Pepe: Si, is true.:end Pepe

    "This is so cool!" Gonzo shouted.

    "And it's making everyone unhappy!" Oscar said. "It's almost makes up for all this crayon!"

    commentary: I absolutely love Oscar.:end commentary

    "Quiet Oscar!" Maria shouted. "We need to think of something!"

    "Hows about we get set up and let our sweet mellow tunes lul this extra large infant to bed?" Dr. Teeth suggested.

    "Your tunes are yellow?" Big Bird asked. "I'm yellow!"

    "That might be the only thing we can do Dr. Teeth. You guys get set up, Pepe will hold Natasha off!" Maria said as she grabbed Pepe and hurled him toward Natasha.

    "I thought what we had was special!" Pepe cried as he flew toward the baby.

    "My baby!" Rosita cried. "Please be okay! And remeber, I love you!"

    Pepe: Dios mios, women, jew can't live with dem, and jew can't live without dem. Hokay?:end Pepe

    commentary: There's somethin' irresistibleish about 'em. Oh... sorry...:end commentary

    Suddenly a penguin carrying a cue card that reads "Awe!" runs in front of Rosita.

    "Awwwe!" Voices heard but not seen say.

    Then one of them speaks out. "Wait a minute, it's that penguin again! He's the one who's made us look like idiots! Let's get 'im guys!" The voice shouted as he rallied the crowd.

    "Well excuuuse me for living!" The penguin said before he ran away.

    commentary: Hey, now it's a running gag! Get it, the penguin is running...from the audience...:end commentary

    Pepe: Dat was not funny. Hokay?:end Pepe

    commentary: Last time I let the bear write jokes...:end commentary


    Dorothy emerged her head from the water and opened her jaw, reavealing rows of teeth.

    "Gordon what do we do?" Susan asked.

    "How am I supposed to know? And why does everyone keep asking me?" Gordon shouted.

    Fozzie grabbed Rizzo and pulled him close to his chest. The Count began counting Dorothy's teeth. Ernie hugged Bert, Bert hugged Ernie. Beauregard removed his hat and bit it. Cookie Monster was biting his fingernails, and Herry had his eyes closed.

    "Not to fret!" Dr. Bunsen Honeydew said. "I have just the thing! The Muppet Labs Water Cooler!"

    "You're gonna beat a giant fish with a cooler?!?" Rizzo cried.

    Pepe: Ritzo probably thought der was food in it.:end Pepe

    "Indeed! Beaker hand me the cooler!" Bunsen told his hapless assistant.

    "Mee mo!" Beaker said as he pulled a small remote with an antenae, out of his pocket.


    Mr. Noodle waisted no time torturing his prisoners. He began spinning them around in their boxes.

    "Aww man, I shouldn't've had that extra fish taco for lunch!" Clifford cried as he placed his hand to his mouth.

    "To crazy! To crazy!" Crazy Harry exclaimed as he clutched his head.

    "Noodley poodely spinner stupey!" The Chef shouted.

    commentary: Sigh...more bad mock Swedish...:end commentary

    "Bob! Do something!" Zoe told Bob.

    "There's nothing I can do Zoe!"

    Just then, a small crack of light opened in the crayon celieng. The crack grew bigger and bigger, until it was big enough for a set of twins to fall through and land directly on Mr. Noodle, knocking him out and disabling his mime powers. Which caused everyone to fall to the ground.

    commentary: What's on the Other Side reference...:end commentary

    "Skeeter! Scooter!" Clifford said overjoyed.

    "Clifford!" Skeeter said as she got up and went to hug Clifford.

    commentary: Whatever happened to Skeeter reference, a fan fic by Zelda Zipple.:end commentary

    "Good to see you Clif." Scooter said. "And all of you guys! Bob, Zoe, Chef, Lew, Harry! Okay, maybe not Harry..."

    "How did you get here?" Bob asked them.

    "We drilled through a cave painting, and fell through it." Skeeter explained.

    "I'm not even gonna ask." Clifford said.

    "Good idea." Scooter told him.

    "Bob, let's go find Elmo!" Zoe said.

    "Alright, come on, before Mr. Noodle wakes up."

    "So where are we anyway?" Scooter asked.


    "Anytime now Dr. Teeth!" Maria shouted over her shoulder as the band set up.

    "Like we're moving as fast as we can. Mellow out." Janice told her.

    "Si, well I can only hold her off for so long! Hokay?" Pepe cried as he jumped up and down to entertain the baby.

    "I think they should take their time." Oscar said. "It would add to the misery."

    "Oscar, you're not helping!" Rosita told him.

    "Bawk!" Camilla clucked.

    "Snuffy I'm scared!" Big Bird said as he grabbed his best friends trunk.

    "It'll be okay Bird, don't worry." The Snuffleupagus reasured him.

    "Alright, we're ready!" Floyd told everyone. "Hit it!"

    The band began to play one of their goodnight songs.

    commentary: Yay, an original song!:end commentary

    Pepe: Whoop de doo...:end Pepe

    "When ya can't hold your eyes
    Open no more.
    Close yur lids and dream of the skies!
    Grab yur pillow, grab your blanket,
    Go to sleep and don't you fake it!" Dr. Teeth sang.

    "Go off to dreamland,
    And catch some Z's,
    Listen to the band,
    And saw some trees!" Janice sang.

    "It's sawin' logs baby!" Floyd told her.

    "Oh, fer sure." Janice said.

    commentary: Is it bad when you make yourself laugh?:end commentary

    Natasha started to close her eyes. She lay down, and sucked her thumb.

    "Don't stay awake,
    Try and get some rest.
    For goodness sake,
    You're becomin' a pest!" Floyd continued.

    Sleep!" The whole band finished.

    "GO TO SLEEP!!!" Animal screamed.

    Natasha was sound asleep by the end of the song.

    "Okay, no one make a noise." Maria whispered.

    The group tip-toed quietly around Nataha, and continued down the hallway.


    "Excellent Beaker!" Bunsen said as he took the remote from Beaker.

    "That's the freezer?" Fozzie asked.

    "Yes, were you expecting something different?" Bunsen said.

    "Just use it! Whatever it is!" Gordon shouted.

    "I'm sorry Gordon, I couldn't here you, there's a bananna in my ear!" Ernie said.

    "Not the time Ernie." Bert told him.

    Pepe: Dey are weird. Hokay?:end Pepe

    Ernie laughed as Bunsen turned a dial on the remote, then pressed a red button. A beam of blue light shot out of the antenae, hitting the water, instantly turning it to ice. Bunsen then moved to Dorothy, freezing her on the spot.

    "Oh, it worked!" Bunsen shouted. "Let's do it again shall we?" Bunsen asked as he turned the dial the other way.

    "No!" The group shouted.

    "Let's just go." Gordon said as he led the group across the ice.

    "Careful Beakie, you wouldn't want to slip." Bunsen said as he crossed.

    "Mee, me mo!" Beaker said as he slipped on the ice and it began to crack, causing him to fall through. He then resurfaced incased in a block of ice.

    "Oh dear." Bunsen said.

    Pepe: So are dey...:end Pepe


    "We're almost there guys." Robin told his friends as they climbed a flight of stairs.

    "Oh good." Kermit said. But, it wasn't good. He didn't even know what he was going to do when he faced Elmo. He didn't know how he'd handle himself. Elmo might be to powerful... Kermit thought. No. That's what Elmo wanted him to think. That's what he wouldn't think.

    commentary: Why does Kermit always doubt himself? He always comes out on top, yet he always doubts himself...:end commentary


    "Baby Bear, is the cloning machine ready?" Elmo asked Baby Bear.

    "Yes sew. Just step wight in, and you'll be cwoned as many times as you wish!" Baby Bear told his master.

    "Excellent." The demon said as he walked into a machine. He knew that his army would walk out with him.

    commentary: No!!!:end commentary
  3. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    "We grin and bear it cause the nights are long, I hope that somethin' better comes along..." great reference! Love it! Love all of it!
  4. BEAR

    BEAR Well-Known Member

    What were you laughing so hysterically at after Bunsen says it is 15 times normal size?
  5. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Um...because it was funny...
  6. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Chapter 16: Attack of the Clones

    Smoke emerged from the holes on the machine. And the doors opened. More smoke emerged. And Elmo. But not just one. Many. Hundreds. Elmo turned, and faced his army.

    "It is done." The red demon spoke. "It is done."

    commentary: No, still four more chapters to go.:end commentary


    "That baby was so cool!" Gonzo said as he talked to Floyd.

    "Man you're not right in the head!" Floyd told him.

    Gonzo tripped. "It's okay I landed on my head!"

    "That's probably not the first time!" Floyd said.

    Pepe: Si, I agree with mustache man. Hokay? Do weirdo is not right in de head.:end Pepe

    "Anyone have any ideas how long we've been going?" Maria asked.

    "Long enough! My feet hurt!" Big Bird whined.

    "Don't whine Big Bird, I think we're almost there." Maria told him.

    "No, go right ahead and whine Big Bird, it's unpleasent!" Oscar said.

    "Oscar!" They all said.

    "What? I'm a grouch, what do you expect?" He asked.

    "So, like where do you think this hallway leads?" Janice asked Maria.

    "It's hard to tell, it seems endless. I just hope we find..." Maria fell, the floor had opened up and made her fall through.

    "My baby!" Pepe cryed as he dived in after her.

    "Prawnie!" Rosita did the same.

    commmentary: Gotta love the love triangle.:end commentary

    Pepe: Si, and I gotta love dem both. Hokay?:end Pepe

    The floor opened all the way sending everyone in the group falling.

    "Wheee!!!" Gonzo shouted.


    "So you see, that's two monsters, von rat, von bear, two scientests, von janitor, von Ernie, von Bert, von Count, von Susan, and von Gordon! That's twelve, twelve fabulous people! Ah ha ha!" The Count lauged as thunder was heard, and lightning was seen around them.

    Pepe: Der he goes counting again. Hokay?:end Pepe

    Everyone was tired of hearing the Count count things, especially when it was the same thing over and over since there was nothing else to count.

    "Me going crazy! Me need cookies!" Cookie Monster cried.

    "Don't we all." Rizzo said.

    "What are we gonna do?" Fozzie asked. "We've been walking forever, and nothing's changed!"

    "Be patient Fozzie, we'll get there." Gordan reassured the group.

    "Eventually." Beuregard sighed.

    "Hey Bert, do you wanna play with rubber duckie?" Ernie asked Bert.

    "No Ernie, I don't want to play with rubber duckie." Bert said.

    "Why don't we sing a song?" Herry asked.

    "That's a brilliant idea!" Bunsen said. "And we can have music with the Muppet Labs Be-Bop 'til You Drop Machine! Beaker! May I have it please?"

    commentary: I love that name!:end commentary

    A still blue, shaking, Beaker reached in his poket and pulled out a small box with a red button on top. He handed it to Bunsen.

    "Wonderful!" Bunsen said as he pressed the button, and it started to play the tune to "Sing, Sing A Song."

    commentary: Yay, more singing!:end commentary

    Pepe: Dios mios...:end Pepe

    "I know this song!" Susan cried.
    "Sing, sing a song.
    Sing out loud.
    Sing out strong.
    Sing of good things not bad.
    Sing of happy, not sad."She sang.

    "Sing, sing a song." Fozzie and Rizzo sang.
    "Make it simple,
    To last your whole life long.
    Don't worry that it's not good enough
    For anyone else to here.
    Sing, sing a song."

    "La la de da da.
    La la la de da da.
    La la la la de da da da da." Everyone sang.

    "Sing, sing a song." Gordon, Beauregard, Herry, and Cookie Monster sang.
    "Sing out loud.
    Sing out strong.
    Sing of good things, not bad.
    Sing of happy not sad."

    "Sing, sing a song." Ernie, Bert, Count, and Bunsen sang.
    "Make it simple.
    To last your whole life long.
    Don't worry that it's not good enough
    For anyone else to here.
    Sing, sing a song."

    "Mee mee mee mee,
    Mo mo mo mo mo mo.
    Mee mee mee mee,
    mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee." Beaker tried to sing.

    Suddenly, a hole in the ceiling opened up and sucked them all in.

    Pepe: He he, to funny.:end Pepe

    Bob and his group walked on down the seemingly endless hallway.

    "Man we must've been walkin' fer hours!" Clifford cried.

    "I don't think it's been that long Cliff." Scooter said.

    "Easy for you to say!" Lew shouted. "You just got here!"

    "Going crazy!" Crazy Harry exclaimed.

    "De welking is veery sleepy makeey." Chef said.

    commentary: Agh! That's so bad!:end commentary

    "Don't worry guys we should be getting close." I hope. Bob thought.

    Bob stopped for a moment. Then kept walking. Which he shouldn't have done. A tube dropped from the ceiling, and landed on Bob, sucking him up.

    "Bob!" Zoe cried.

    A tube fell from the ceiling sucking up everyone. Everyone except Zoe.

    Pepe: What about de orange girl? Why wasn't she sucked up?:end Pepe

    commentary: You'll see.:end commentary


    "We're here." Robin said as the group stood in front of two large closed doors.

    "Kermie, are you okay?" Piggy asked her love.

    "Breath in and out!" Grover told him.

    "I'm fine guys." Kermit said. And I'm ready.

    They pushed open the doors and walked in.

    commentary: Such suspense!:end commentary
  7. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Chapter 17: Return of The Frog

    Dr. Teeth must have been knocked out when he fell through the floor. He awoke on solid concrete/crayon floor. He looked around to see his group surrounding him, all knocked out as well.

    "What a fall." He said. He picked his hat up off the floor and put it on his head. He got up. "Where are we?" He looked ahead of him to see bars. He was in a prison. A prison of crayon. The walls were made of crayon, one on his left, and one on his rihgt. He couldn't see into the cells next to theirs. He didn't even know if there were any.

    commentary: Here's Dr. Teeth's big scene!:end commentary

    "Dr. Teeth? Is that you?" A voice to his right asked.

    "Yep, who's this?" Dr. Teeth asked.

    "It's me, Ernie!" Enie cried.

    "Ernie?!? That means you guys fell through the floor to!" Dr. Teeth cried.

    "No, we fell through the ceiling. Wait a minute..." Ernie said.

    "Teeth my man! I can't believe it's you!" Clifford's voice called to Dr. Teeth's left.

    "Clifford! Aww man, your group was captured to!?!"

    "Yeah, all of us but that Zoe girl!" Clifford replied.

    "I hope she's okay..." Ernie said.

    Pepe: Si, me to. Hokay?:end Pepe

    "Bob! Clifford!" Zoe called. "Is anyone here? Scooter! Skeeter!"

    "Elmo is here Zoe." Elmo said as he approached from the shadows.

    "Elmo!" Zoe cried as she ran up to him and wrapped her arms around him. "Oh Elmo, I'm so happy to see you! I didn't know if you were okay or not! Mr. Noodle attacked us, and oh Elmo!" Zoe said as she let tears dripped from her eyes.

    "Everything will be okay Zoe. Come with Elmo. There is much work to be done." Elmo expained as he pushed Zoe away and grasped her hand.

    commentary: Irony!!!:end commentary

    "Work? What do you mean? We have to find our friends! Bob, and...

    "Friends don't matter right now Zoe. Rigt now Elmo and Zoe have work to do." Elmo told her as he started walking back into the shadows.

    Zoe stared at him. She was confused. And scared. She didn't know what to do. So she did the only thing she could think of, she followed Elmo.

    Pepe: No! Why did she follow him?:end Pepe

    "How's the override coming Sam?" President Bush asked, with his mouth full of sandwich.

    "Very well Mr. President!" Sam said as he randomly typed on a computer keyboard. "We should have the emergency doors opened any minute now!"

    "You're a credit to America Sam." The President told him.

    "Thank you sir!"


    commentary: Big love scene here!:end commentary

    Before Kermit walked through the doors. Piggy grasped his hand. She clutched it tight. Kermit clutched back. He looked at her. He loved her. He gave her a kiss on the cheek.

    "Piggy." Kermit said.

    "Yes Kermie?" Piggy asked.

    "If we don't make it through this,"

    "Don't even speak of it my love! We'll be fine. I know it!"

    "But if I don't. I just want you to know that I love you."

    "Oh Kermie." She said. A single tear dripped from her eyes to the cold crayon floor. Creating a hole. "I love you to Kermie."

    She pecked him on the cheek, and they walked in, hand in hand. Together.


    "Elmo where are we going?" Zoe asked as they walked down the dark corridor.

    "To Elmo's throne room." Elmo told her.

    "What? Is this your castle?" Zoe asked.

    "Yes." Was all he said before he used his ruby to teleport the two to his throne room. Right in time to greet his unexpected geusts.


    Kermit and Piggy walked in the throne room. The first thing Kermit saw was Elmo and Zoe. Then, he saw the three prison cells contaning his friends. He looked at Piggy, then Rowlf, Grover, Sweetums, and finnally Robin. His little nephew. He looked at Elmo agian. And saw, next to his throne's right arm rest, was a brain. Robin's brain.

    Pepe: Der's lots of tention here. Hokay?:end Pepe

    Kermit's body flowed with emotion. Anger. Hatred. Fear. Elmo had Robin's brain. His nephew's brain. His friend's brain.

    "Elmo." Kermit said as he let his hand slip from Piggy's grasp. "It's all over for you!" Kermit said as he approached him.

    "Mr. Kermit. What a surprise. Unexpected, yet not unprepared for. Baby Bear, release the clones!" Elmo ordered Baby Bear.

    "No!" Baby Bear yelled. "I won't be pawt of you huwting people anymowe!"

    "Baby Bear's defience is stupid." Elmo said.

    Grover gasped. "He said a bad word!"

    commentary: He he.:end commentary

    Elmo's ruby shone bright red, and then it sent an energy beam directly at Baby Bear. Turning him into a crayon drawing.

    Pepe: Finnaly, he shut up. He was really starting to bug me. Hokay?:end Pepe

    "No!" Zoe cried. "Elmo why?!?"

    "Because. Baby Bear was an obstacle in Elmo's course." He explained.

    "You Elmo are heartless!" Kermit told him. "You don't care for anyone but yourself!" Kermit cried.

    "Mr. Kermit is wrong. Elmo cares for Zoe. And Zoe cares for Elmo." Elmo told him and looked at Zoe.

    Zoe stepped back. She shook her head.

    "Look what Kermit has done!!!" Elmo yelled as the floor beneath them shook. "Kermit has turned the only pure soul on this planet against Elmo! Kermit has ruined everything! And for that, Kermit will pay! Kermit, meet Elmo's army!" Elmo yelled as he walked over to the wall opposite the prison cells and pulled a lever. Opening a door.

    Zoe ran to Bob's group's cell. Afraid.

    "What have you done Elmo?" Big Bird asked from his group's cell.

    "Me not think you being very nice!" Cookie Monster said.

    commentary: Okay, just ignore this part until Gonzo's line.:end commentary

    "Gordon." Susan said as she hugged her husband.

    "Susan." Gordon said as he hugged her back afraid of what was to come.

    "Oh Beakie!" Bunsen said as he hugged his assistant.

    "Meep!" Beaker said as he hugged his boss, and his friend back.

    "Bert. I'm scared!" Ernie said.

    "Me to Ernie, me to." Bert said.

    "Janice baby don't be afraid everything will be okay." Floyd said.

    "Like I rully hope so." Janice replied.

    "Camilla," Gonzo began.

    "Bawk?" Camilla asked.

    "This is going to be so cool!"

    commentary: There, all better.:end commentary

    From the door that Elmo opened emerged more Elmos. Hundreds more. They emerged in give even single file lines. They stopped, directly in front of Kermit.

    commentary: I am a master of writing horror.:end commentary

    "And now Kermit, meet the leader of Elmo's new army." Elmo said as he held out a remote. "Robin the Frog!" Elmo said as he pressed a green button on the remote.

    "NO!" Robin cried as he hopped from Sweetum's arms. He resisted the urge from the remote. He would not fight his friends. No matter what. Not any more. He was no longer Elmo's slave, he was Robin the Frog again, and that wasn't going to change! Robin's resistance caused the machine in his head to short circuit. Causing it to electrify Robin and send him flying. Instantley knocking him out.

    Pepe: Oh no!:end Pepe

    commentary: Did you spill your soda again?:end commentary

    Pepe: No, did jew not see Robin? He's hurt! Hokay?:end Pepe

    "Robin!" Kermit cried out as he rushed to his nephew's side.
  8. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Heh, did you spill your soda again. More great commentary, prawncracker!
  9. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Chapter 18: The Showdown

    "Now Kermit is all alone. Kermit has no Robin. Kermit has nothing." Elmo said as he looked at the frogs.

    commentary: Tear jerker.:end commetnary

    Robin was hurt. Kermit knew that much. But he didn't know how bad. Piggy kneeled over Robin's head and felt his wrist.

    "He still has a pulse." She told Kermit as she took out a handkercheif and water bottle from her purse. She poured the water on the handkercheif and placed it on Robin's forehead.

    "I'm not a doctor," Rowlf said. "But I do play one on The Muppet Show. And that might help us." He walked over and began helping Piggy.

    Pepe: He does? Or he used to? I am so confused. Hokay?:end Pepe

    Kermit stood up. His back faced Elmo. Elmo. Evil. His day had come. It was over.

    "Sweetums." Kermit adressed the monster.

    Sweetums looked at Robin for a minute before turning to Kermit. "Yes?" He replied gently.

    "Free the others from the cages. Grover follow me." Kermit whispered to his friends as he and Grover approaced Elmo's army.

    Grover was frightened. But Robin was his friend. Kermit was his friend. Elmo was his friend. Was. Grover straightened his helmet and glared forward.

    commentary: So brave.:end commentary

    "Ready froggy baby?" Grover asked.

    "Ready Grover." Kermit said.

    Elmo chuckled as he walked to his throne and took a seat. "Elmo thinks this will be very entertaining."


    Elmo turned to his right and saw that Sweetums had busted through the first cage, then all the walls to the other cages. Freeing everyone.

    "Sweetums shouldn't have done that!" Elmo yelled as he glared at Sweetums. His ruby shining bright.

    "Now Grover!" Kermit yelled.

    Grover took off in the air flying right towards Elmo. knocking him down.

    Elmo hurled Grover off of him back towards Kermit. But, when Elmo stood up, it wasn't just Kermit anymore.

    "You're wrong Elmo." Kermit declared. "I'm not alone. I have my friends. Friends that you once had. But lost."

    Fozzie approached Kermit's left side and put his hand on Kemrit's shoulder. Gonzo came did the same on his right. Cookie Monster and Herry helped Grover up off the ground. They got behind Fozzie. Big Bird, Snuffy, Ernie, Bert, Susan, Gordon, Rosita, Maria, The Count, even Oscar, all surrounded Kermit to his right. And Clifford, Scooter, Skeeter, Sweetums, Camilla, Beauregard, Lew Zealand, Crazy Harry, The Swedish Chef, Rizzo, Pepe, Bunsen, Beaker, and The Electric Mayhem surrounded Kermit on his left.

    Pepe: Hey, der I am. Hokay? Der I am!:end Pepe

    "My friends and I will take you and your army down!" Kermit shouted. "And your reign as king will be over."


    "Oh, I hope everything's okay in there." Telly said nervously. "What if a wall fell in on them? Or the ceiling fell through? Or they got eaten by a giant baby?!?"

    commentary: Irony!:end commentary

    "Hey Waldorf I think this guy can scare himself!" Statler said as he watched Telly pace in circles.

    "Well I guess he doesn't need us anymore. Let's head inside that castle, it's got to be better than staying here with that!" Waldorf suggested.

    The two old men got off the curb they were sitting on and walked past Telly to the castle.

    "Hey guys where are you going?" Telly called after them. "Wait for me!"

    "Oh great, he's coming with us!" Statler sighed.

    "Well, if we didn't have fake hips we could out run 'im!" Waldorf said.

    Pepe: Hey Ryan, what is it with all dees actors and having fake body parts? It es so unnatural. Hokay?:end Pepe

    commentary: Well...um...some people...they...yes.:end commentary


    "Mr. President I present to you the emergency escape route!" Sam said as he pushed on last key on the keyboard and the walls to the left of the computers opened.

    "Alright, let's head out side, find the secret service, and board the Air Force 1 to Sesame Street!" The President said.


    Zoe watched as Kermit and the clones stared at each other. She didn't know what to think. She wanted to help Elmo. But not help him hurt her friends. But Elmo was her best friend. What was it he had said? 'Kermit has turned the only soul on this planet against Elmo!' She recalled Elmo saying. But what does that mean? Does it mean she's the only one who can make Elmo good? Or does it mean she's the only way Elmo can beat Kermit? She didn't know what to think.

    commentary: Sigh...:end commentary

    Pepe: Si, sigh. Oh well, jew get back to jour Muppet Show DVD's. Hokay, and I, Pepe, will see jew on Monday de 15th. Hokay?:end Pepe

    commentary: Thanks Pepe.:end commentary
  10. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Chapter 19: The End of an Era

    commmentary: Okay Pepe, I've decided we're gonna finish the commentary tonite. Okay?:end commentary

    Pepe: Hokay! Let's do it!:end Pepe

    Animal couldn't stand the lack of noise. He jumped from the group. And bit one of the Elmo clone's legs. Animal lept off quickly, because the clone tasted like crayon. That started the battle.

    Gonzo jumped, knocking a clone over. The clone pushed Gonzo off of it, then threw a punch. Gonzo ducked, causing the punch to miss. Gonzo they kicked the clone in the gut, making a hole in the crayon copy. It fell backwards.

    "Whoa." Gonzo said. "That was awesome!"

    commentary: That was!:end commentary

    Meanwhile, Gordon and Susan were talking to Big Bird.

    "Now Big you stay here with Miss Piggy. Alright?" Susan told him.

    "Yes Susan." Big Bird said as he walked over to Piggy who was helping Rowlf lay Robin against a wall.


    Fozzie squirted some water out of a flower on his chest. The water hit the clone on the head soaking it. Fozzie then pulled a rubber chicken out of no where, and smacked the clone's head, dissolving it. The body fell to the ground.

    "It looks like you didn't have a very good head on your shoulders did you?" Fozzie said.

    "Dat's not funny. Hokay?" Pepe said as he ran past Fozzie.

    Pepe: No it wasn't.:end Pepe


    "Sal!" Johnny cried as a clone was about to hit him over the head.

    "Right here Johnny!" Sal said as he flew through the air and kicked the clone throught the stomach.

    "Sal?" Johnny asked confused.

    "Yeah Johnny?" Sal asked as he karate chopped a clone then kicked on directly behind him.

    "Never mind." Johnny said as he leaned against the wall and watched Sal beat up clones.

    commentary: I love Johnny and Sal!:end commentary

    Pepe: Den why don't jew marry dem. Hokay?:end Pepe


    Scooter and Skeeter fought courageously. They got cornored by two clones, one for Scooter, one for Skeeter. The twins ended up with their backs to each other. Right as each clone was about to throw a punch. Scooter and Skeeter ducked at the same time, and the clones hit each other.

    "Talk about your twin vibe!" Scooter said as he ran off to fight more clones.


    Super Grover flew through three clones at once breaking the crayon demon's in half.

    "That wasn't very nice of me..." Grover said.

    "It okay Grover they not taste good." Cookie Monster said as he placed his arm on Grover's shoulder.

    commentary: Nope, they taste like wax!:end commentary


    A clone hit Beaker on the top of his head sending it inside his lab coat. Leaving only his hair sticking out.

    He tried to meep for help, but Beaker's voice was muffled by the coat. The clone moved in for another attack, but it was suddenly turned into an ice sculpture.

    Bunsen walked around the frozen clone. "Come on Beakie, we've got to help wherever we can!" Bunsen patted Beaker on the head and walked off.

    Beaker's muffled meeps drew another clone that hit him in the chest popping his head out of his coat.

    "Mee! Mo mo mo! Me! Mo!" Beaker cried as Bunsen turned around and froze the other clone.

    Pepe: Very funny stuff. Hokay?:end Pepe

    commentary: Thanks Pepe!:end commentary


    Sweetums punched a clone that was about to hurt Bert and Ernie. And he stepped on one that took Lew's fish.

    "Thanks Sweetums!" Ernie said. "Do you wanna play with Rubber Duckie?" Ernie asked the giant as he squeaked his duck.

    "You have horrible timing Ernie." Bert said.

    commentary: Yes, he does, and I wrote it for him!:end commentary


    Pepe and Rizzo were grasping each other for dear life as three clones moved in on them.

    "Ritzo!" Pepe said.

    "Yeah Pepe?"

    "I never told Gonso dat we built dat jacuzi!" Pepe admitted.

    "WHAT?!?" Rizzo cried.

    Pepe: He he, um...I'll get to dat soon. Hokay?:end Pepe

    The clones got closer. Rizzo and Pepe closed their eyes and started shaking. But the clones stopped, in front of a teal creature with wings on her arms.

    "Don't mess with my man!" Rosita told them.

    They paused for a minute. One of them scratched it's head. Then they ran towards Rosita. But Maria jumped in and tripped all three of them.

    Pepe and Rizzo opened their eyes and stopped shaking. They got up.

    "Jew... jew saved me! Hokay?" Pepe said.

    "Well, I really didn't..." Maria started to say.

    "Not jew! Her! Hokay?" He pointed Rosita.

    Pepe: Biggest mistake of my life. Hokay?:end Pepe


    Floyd kept the clones at bay by hitting him with his guitar. The rest of The Electric Mayhem stood behind him.

    "I can't hold 'em off much longer!" Floyd shouted.

    Suddenly all the clones were blown to a million crayon pieces, by Crazy Harry.

    "He he he! Crazy Harry blow up monsters!" He eclaimed as he ran off.

    "Like he rully needs to mellow out." Janice said.

    Pepe: Si, I agree with de dirty hippie. Hokay?:end Pepe


    A meat cleever weilded by the chef defended him and Clifford.

    "Yeah man! Way to let your anger loose!" Clifford said before he had to duck under the cleaver. "Watch it!"

    "De heemer gonskly heets Cliffy!" Chef cried.

    commentary: More...bad...mock...Swedish...sigh...:end commentary



    "77, 78, 79, 80! 80 clones beaten! Ah ha ha!" The Count cried as thunder and lightning filled the air.

    "Oh no, thunder! I hope it doesn't rain in here!" Beauregard said as he placed his hands over his head.

    "I hope it does!" Oscar said. "Some rain would really mess this place up!"


    Elmo watched as his army was being destroyed before his eyes. He watched. one by one they were all destroyed. All of his clones. He looked at Kermit. Kermit looked at Elmo. Elmo was angry. His ruby shown bright red and pink.

    He looked at his defeated army once more. Each group fighting each had no more than five clones to defeat. He realised that he must intervene. Again. He stepped down from his thrown.

    "Stop!" Elmo yelled. Everyone froze. Miss Piggy, Rowlf, and Big Bird looked to see what was going on.

    Elmo extended both of his arms in front of him. Then he extended them each as far as he could. Sending the Muppets flying on their backs. All of them except Kermit.

    Pepe: Dat gave me such a headache. Hokay?:end Pepe

    Elmo approached.

    Kermit stepped back. He walked back until he was up against the wall where Robin lay. Kermit sat down. He didn't know what to do.

    Elmo stood above Kermit. His ruby shining.


    Zoe watched in horror as Elmo stood above Kermit. Everyone did. She now knew what she had to do.

    Elmo raised his fist. "NO!!!" Zoe cried as she ran towards Elmo. "Please, don't hurt him!"

    "Elmo doesn't want to hear it Zoe!" Elmo said as he sent his fist towards Kermit.

    commentary: Now you really begin to feel for Elmo and Zoe.:end commentary


    Gonzo held back tears as Kermit fell to the floor. But he could hold them back no longer. He let many tears slip from his eyes. He cried. He let himself cry.

    Fozzie cryed. Piggy cried. Rowlf. Scooter. Skeeter. Clifford. Pepe. Rizzo. Ernie. Bert. Big Bird. Snuffy. Bunsen. Beaker. Crazy Harry. Lew Zealand. The Swedish Chef. Rosita. Animal. Dr. Teeth. Janice. Floyd. Zoot. Susan. Gordon. Maria. Bob. The Count. Camilla. Johnny. Sal. Sweetums. Oscar. Zoe. Everyone cried. The frog was not okay. Elmo had hurt him. He had hurt Robin.

    Pepe: Couldn't jew just have said everyone cried first?:end Pepe

    commentary: Yes, but all the names added tension.:end commentary

    Pepe: Not really.:end Pepe

    Elmo looked at what he'd done. He had two prizes. Robin. And Kermit. But, he didn't want them. He fell to his knees. He looked at Zoe's tears. They destroyed the crayon. Revealing the real world beneath it. Everyone's tears did.

    The tears cleared the crayon from the room. Baby Bear tuned back to Baby Bear. The tears' magic spread to the castle, turning it back into an apartment. Sesame Street turned back into Sesame Street. The world turned back into the world.

    commentary: Yay!:end commentary

    Pepe: It's not over yet. Hokay?:end Pepe
  11. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Chapter 20: Forgive and Forget

    The room was dull. And empty except for a brain, and a large machine. Underneath the crayon drawings was an empty apartment. Nothing on the walls. Nothing on the floor. Except for the motionless bodies of two frogs, and thier friends.

    Pepe: Very moody. Hokay? I love how jew pulled it off.:end Pepe

    Elmo was down on his knees staring at Kermit and Robin's lifeless bodies. By now the rest of The Muppets had stopped crying. Zoe got down on her knees next to Elmo. She placed her hand on his. What has Elmo done? Elmo thought to himself. He looked at Zoe. Her face was full of worry. He had scared her. He looked at Kermit. His mouth barely hanging open, his eyes closed, and a bruise starting to form. He had hurt him. He looked at Robin. His eyes and mouth were closed and he had Miss Piggy's handkerchief on his forehead. He had hurt him to. He looked behind him and saw everyone. He had hurt them all.

    commentary: And now Elmo breaks down.:end commentary

    "Elmo is so sorry." He said as a single tear dropped from his eye onto Kermit. Then more tears fell. Kermit's body was raised from the ground by Elmo's tears. Kermit's eyes opened. He was lowered back down to the floor.

    "Piggy? Gonzo? Fozzie? I'm... I'm me. I'm okay. But Elmo he..." Kermit sputered.

    "Elmo saved you Kermit." Zoe said. "His tears. They brought you back."

    "Elmo? But he's the one who hurt me in the first place." Kermit said.

    "Elmo is sorry Mr. Kermit. It was Elmo's destiny to take over the world. But now, Elmo realizes that he didn't want to." Elmo admitted.

    commentary: Huh. Elmo broke his destiny. Well son of a gun.:end commentary

    "Elmo. If you didn't want to, you didn't have to." Zoe told him. "Elmo. You are blessed by how you bless. Not by how you hurt. You should be nice."

    commentary: I sense the moral of the story!:end commentary

    Pepe: Si, and a very good moral to. Hokay?:end Pepe

    "Elmo likes being nice. Alot more than being mean. Elmo was mean to Elmo's friends." Elmo said. "Elmo was mean to Robin." Elmo looked at Robin. He realized that what he did was wrong. And he had to fix it. "But Elmo can fix Robin."

    Elmo walked over to where his throne used to stand. He picked up the jar with Robin's brain, and walked it over to the Quadrilobal Brain Probing Machine.

    The rest of the Muppets were speechless. They didn't know what to think. Was Elmo really good now? Or was he just tricking them?

    "Mr. Kermit, bring Robin over here, and Elmo will put Robin's brain back in." Elmo told Kermit.

    commentary: Big moment coming up.:end commentary

    Kermit stared. He thought about Robin. He thought about a song. A song he'd known for a long time. It meant something now. He understood. Kermit picked up Robin and carried him over to Elmo.

    "Just set Robin down, right there." Elmo said.

    Kermit sat Robin down, and Elmo lowered the machine until it was on Robin's head.


    commentary: It's about time for more Kleenex Pepe!:end commentary

    Pepe: Si, dey are right here. Hokay?:end Pepe

    It took Robin a moment to recover. He blinked. Then opened his eyes. He saw everyone looking down at him.

    Rowlf was the first to notice. "Hey guys he's up!"

    Robin heard cheers from all around him. Then the Count popped his head in.

    "How many fingers am I holding up?" He asked as he held up all five fingers on one hand.

    "Five. I'm five." Robin said.

    "Oh no!" Beauregard said. "He's holding up four fingers and one thumb! Robin's brain must have been put in wrong!"

    commentary: Good old Beau. Both Muppet and Muppet Central.:end commentary

    Robin laughed. He stood up, and looked around him. All of his friends were there. Rowlf, Sweetums, Gonzo, Floyd, Scooter, Miss Piggy, Big Bird, Ernie, Bert, Elmo, Zoe... Elmo?

    Elmo was standing with his hands behind his back. He looked at Robin. Robin looked at him.

    "What are you still doing here Elmo?" Robin asked angrily.

    "Elmo is sorry Robin. Elmo is nice now." Elmo said.

    "That's not true!" Robin yelled. "You hurt me Elmo! You took my brain and turned me into your slave! You made me hurt my friends!" Robin held back tears.

    Kermit walked up to his nephew. He put his hand on his shoulder. "Robin. Remember the song I taught you?" Kermit asked him.

    "Which one? Halfway Down the Stairs?" Robin asked.

    Kermit shook his head.

    "It's Not Easy Bein' Green?" Robin asked again.

    Kermit shook his head once more and started to sing.

    Pepe: It's almost over isn't it?:end Pepe

    commentary: Sigh...yes, well, it's been fun Pepe. After this song it's over. Well bye Pepe.:end commentary

    Pepe: Si, bye bye.:end Pepe

    commentary: Thanks for reading everybody!:end commentary

    "If just one person believes in you,
    Deep enough and strong enough believes in you
    Hard enough and long enough,
    It stands to reason that someone else will think,
    If he can do it, I can do it."

    Elmo listened to the words. He knew that Kermit believed in him. And Robin knew that as well.

    Zoe walked up to Kermit and sang with him.

    "Making it, two whole people, who believe in you
    Deep enough, and strong enough,
    Believe in you.
    Hard enough and long enough
    There's bound to be some other person who
    Believes in making it a threesome,
    Making it three.
    People you can say, believe in me."

    Now Elmo realized Zoe believed to. Kermit and Zoe. Robin realized that his uncle wasn't going crazy as Big Bird came to sing with them.

    "And if three whole people,
    Why not four?"

    Miss Piggy joined.

    "And if four whole people,
    Why not more, and
    more, and

    Soon everyone was singing with Kermit. Everyone but Robin and Elmo.

    "And when all those people,
    Believe in you,
    Deep enough, and strong enough,
    Believe in you.
    Hard enough, and long enough,

    It stands to reason that you yourself will
    Start to see what everybody sees in

    Elmo looked at Robin. Robin looked at Elmo. Robin believed. Elmo believed.

    "And maybe even you,
    Can believe in you... too!"
    Robin finished the song.

    Elmo believed in himself. "Elmo believes. In himself. And everyone."


    You are blessed by how you bless.


    commentary: The End!:end commentary
  12. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    sigh...um, in case ya'll didn't notice, I posted commentary for the last chapters, sigh...oh well, anyway, I'm here now to bring you a preview of my next big time fan fiction, "Sometimes It's Better To Go."

    *We see a black screen and then hear an announcer*

    Announcer: It happened once, long ago...

    *We see Gonzo and Rizzo packing a suitcase, then the screen goes black again*

    Announcer: We thought it would never happen again...

    *We see Robin the Frog sitting on the porch of the Muppet boarding house then the screen goes black again*

    Announcer: But, we were wrong...

    *We see Fozzie getting into a taxi*

    Fozzie: Somehow I know we'll meet again, not sure quite where, and I don't know just when...

    *The screen goes black once more*

    Announcer: Sometimes It's Better To Go, coming soon to a forum near you.

    Rated X, for Xtremely sad and funny moments.
  13. wes

    wes Well-Known Member

    Great work love it
  14. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Post #4,998 goes to my second favorite fan-fiction that I've written...

    #2 is...

  15. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    This was probably one of Prawny's best stories of all... It even inspired a few siggys. Elmo taking over the world? Elmo capturing the rest of the Muppets in a crayon-created kingdom of his own?
    Nah, it'd never happen... Would it?
    24 veritably vonderous volumes.
  16. christyb

    christyb Well-Known Member

    Prawnie..here's a bump back up to the top for a truly great story. :) Acutally I just finished reading it. Don't ask me how long it took me. It was excellent. It even gave me chills. No wait..that's the air conditioning vent above me. :) Seriously wonderful story and all of you Elmo fans should read it you'll love it. All of us (like me) who really honestly don't care for Elmo should read this..you'll seriously love it.
  17. Fragglemuppet

    Fragglemuppet Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I can seriously put this up there among my favorite fanfics!
  18. Muppet Newsgirl

    Muppet Newsgirl Well-Known Member

    Oooh, I liked this one...the little red hairball finally goes psycho and tries to take over the world.

    I wonder what would have happened if the Muppeteers themselves got dragged into the plot?
  19. ErnieBertGonzo

    ErnieBertGonzo Well-Known Member

    (First post on this topic in a little over three years)

    One of THE best fanfics I have ever read!
  20. wes

    wes Well-Known Member

    This is what gave me the Idea for my Bad guy puppet: ****-mo, instead of a High voice he has a low demonic voice!

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