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Favorite Muppet Movie Quotes

Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by oOoanimaloOo, Mar 20, 2004.

  1. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    I knew that part... but Dr. teeth saying "Which it is!" when Floyd says "If this was a movie" just really jumps out at me..

    another favorite.

    Kermit: Excuse me! I'm lost.

    Random Character: Have you tried hari krishna?

    Kermit: Good Greif it's a running gag!
  2. Whatever

    Whatever Active Member

    :) No, you see that's a myth.
    :sleep: Yeah, but she's my "myth."
    :) Myth! Myth!
    :excited: Yeth?
  3. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    He never said 'Good Greif it's a running gag,' did he?
  4. WiGgY

    WiGgY New Member

    He did. He never said Excuse me I'm lost.

    The lines are

    "This guy's lost" (about Fozzie)

    "Maybe he should try Hari Krishna."

    "Good grief it's a running gag."
  5. WiGgY

    WiGgY New Member

    First time used here.

    Dom: I seem to have ost my sense of direction.
    Kerm: Have you tried Hari Krishna?

    Chef: The flim is okie, dokie.

    Hawkings: That's the raging valcano?

    Rizzo: We put the rat in pirate!

    Billy: Jim, Jimmy. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim!!
    Gonzo: I'm not Jim, Jimmy. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim!! He's Jim, Jimmy. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim!!

    Gonzo: We're gonna be rich!
    Rizzo: We're gonna be dead.
  6. leliebel

    leliebel New Member

    Sam Eagle: Oh, you will love business. It is the American Way.
    Gonzo: Uh, Sam
    [whispers]
    Sam Eagle: Oh. It is the BRITISH way.
  7. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    You got it wrong:

    It goes:

    Billy: Jim, Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim!!
    Gonzo: I'm not Jim, Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim!!! He's Jim, Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim!!
  8. Klonoa

    Klonoa New Member

    Joe the Armadillo: This is my friend Joe.
    Sandy: I'm Sandy.
    Joe the Armadillo: Oh, Sandy Joe.

    (bit of a running gag with that, but I love it)

    --Klonoa
  9. Mickey Moose

    Mickey Moose New Member

    Lady Holiday: <Long winded speech>
    Miss Piggy: Why are you telling me all this?
    Lady Holiday: It's plot exposition, it has to go somewhere.

    Gonzo: How about a picture?
    Man: No thank you.
    Gonzo: Aw come on, it'll be a lovely momento for you and your wife.
    Man: My wife isn't feeling very well.
    Gonzo: That's too bad. Maybe she should be at home.
    Man: My wife is at home.
    Gonzo: Aaaah yes, um, next table!!

    Truck driver: What are you doing here?
    Oscar the Grouch: A very brief cameo.
    Truck Driver: Me too.
  10. (TGMC)
    Kermit: "How come you don't have an English accent?"
    Beau: "Hey, I'm lucky to have a driver's license!"

    (MTM)
    Pete: "Is cow-juice and patty for lady."

    (TMM)
    The whole Steve Martin Waiter shtick is very quotable

    Kermit: "Bear Left"
    Fozzie: "Right Frog"

    Waldorf: "I've seen detergents that leave a better film than this!"
  11. oOoanimaloOo

    oOoanimaloOo New Member

    I wonder why Philli hasn't written his favorite
  12. Sythera

    Sythera New Member

    :) "Bear left! Bear left!"
    :o "Right frog."
  13. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    ....did you want me to stop, or what?....

    ...looks like steering wheel suflee for dinner...

    ...again?...

    ...of course my diamonds were valuable...

    ....what colour are their hands now?...

    ...all my diamonds are valuable...

    ...what colour...

    ...and I don't know why his ties are always crooked...

    ...look buddy...
  14. G-MAN

    G-MAN Active Member

    (VMC)
    Gonzo:You just know that after Christmas all of the stars will be marked down 30%
  15. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Its '...the day after Christmas'
  16. G-MAN

    G-MAN Active Member

    Yeah, sure nitpick :)
  17. Whatever

    Whatever Active Member

    That's what Beau does best! :D
  18. RockSTAR girl

    RockSTAR girl Member

    muppet vision 3d:

    waldorf- do you think we'll have time to go to the bathroom before then next show?

    statler- we can't you old fool, we're bolted to the seats!
  19. WiGgY

    WiGgY New Member

    How could I forget this one.

    Peoples is peoples.
  20. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    ...you gave Jenny the huggies?...

    ....what colour....

    ...Look at us, here we are, right where we belong...

    ...dear bears and chicken and s'things....


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