Favorite Muppet Movie Quotes

[SarahFraggle]

"mother always told me never eat singing food!"- Rizzo MCC

"Huh?"
"Go back to sleep, nobody's landed."-MTM

"Oh Rachel!,Oh Pepe!, Oh Rachel!Oh Pepe!"-VMMC

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

"How DOES she do that?" - Gonzo, Jim & Rizzo in reference to their boss in MTI.

Gonzo: You mean you can fit through those bars?
Rizzo: Yeah.
Gonzo: You are SUCH an idiot.

Fozzie: Fork in the road.
Kermit: I don't believe that.

Rizzo: Hey hey hey light the lamp, not the rat. Light the lamp, not the rat!

Rizzo: *sighs* Safe at last.
Cat: Meow.
Rizzo: ...no.

Rizzo: Rats don't understand these things.
Gonzo: You were never a lonely child?
Rizzo: I had 574 brothers and sisters.
Gonzo: Geez, rats really DON'T understand these things.

Gonzo: This feels so weird.
Rizzo: You mean that Mr. Arrow's dead?
Gonzo: Yeah. That, and my pants are filled with starfish.
Rizzo: *disgusted* You and your hobbies.

-Kim

 

[froggiegirl18]

"Dead Tom's Dead! Long John shot him!"
"But Dead Tom's always been dead..that's why he's called Dead Tom."










favorite quote from Lion King 1 1/2:
"Sarcasm is a foreign word to you isn't it?"-Timon...sounds like that should be in a muppet movie from Rizzo

 

[Beauregard]

...and then it died...

 

[oOoanimaloOo]

...and then it died...

Do you have cabin fever?
.......eat drums eat drums
.......no animal beat drums


.......go home, bye bye (and animal falls)

.......criminals arn't breathing down your neck

 

[mupvisiongirl]

"Smart as paint . . . smart as paint" MTI

My friends and I use that one whenever someone says something really dumb, it makes us giggle.

Fozzie- Hey kermit, are bears allowed in those fountians?
Kermit- Um, no, I don't think so
Fozzie- I need a bath

 

[WiGgY]

Bear left.
Right frog.
What?
Nevermind.
That's cute!

Love that part.

 

[Whatever]

Crazy as a rocket, there's nothing in my pocket, I keep it at the rainbow's end!

 

[MuppetNewsFlash]

"Can you help me? I've lost my sense of direction."
"Have you tried Hare Krishna"

"'The Muppet Movie,' huh? 'Exterior swamp, day. In a long helicopter shot, we discover Kermit the Frog playing the banjo and singing..."

"I like this film fine so far!"
"It hasn't started yet!"
"That's what I like about it!"

 

[PePe's Lost Luv]

ola hello i am pepe king prawn..(long john silvers commercial screen test)



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