Favorite Muppet Movie Quotes

[Drtooth]

I knew that part... but Dr. teeth saying "Which it is!" when Floyd says "If this was a movie" just really jumps out at me..

another favorite.

Kermit: Excuse me! I'm lost.

Random Character: Have you tried hari krishna?

Kermit: Good Greif it's a running gag!

 

[Whatever]

No, you see that's a myth.
Yeah, but she's my "myth."
Myth! Myth!
Yeth?

 

[Beauregard]

I knew that part... but Dr. teeth saying "Which it is!" when Floyd says "If this was a movie" just really jumps out at me..

another favorite.

Kermit: Excuse me! I'm lost.

Random Character: Have you tried hari krishna?

Kermit: Good Greif it's a running gag!

He never said 'Good Greif it's a running gag,' did he?

 

[WiGgY]

He did. He never said Excuse me I'm lost.

The lines are

"This guy's lost" (about Fozzie)

"Maybe he should try Hari Krishna."

"Good grief it's a running gag."

 

[WiGgY]

First time used here.

Dom: I seem to have ost my sense of direction.
Kerm: Have you tried Hari Krishna?

Chef: The flim is okie, dokie.

Hawkings: That's the raging valcano?

Rizzo: We put the rat in pirate!

Billy: Jim, Jimmy. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim!!
Gonzo: I'm not Jim, Jimmy. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim!! He's Jim, Jimmy. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim!!

Gonzo: We're gonna be rich!
Rizzo: We're gonna be dead.

 

[leliebel]

Sam Eagle: Oh, you will love business. It is the American Way.
Gonzo: Uh, Sam
[whispers]
Sam Eagle: Oh. It is the BRITISH way.

 

[Beauregard]

First time used here.

Billy: Jim, Jimmy. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim!!
Gonzo: I'm not Jim, Jimmy. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim!! He's Jim, Jimmy. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim!!

You got it wrong:

It goes:

Billy: Jim, Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim!!
Gonzo: I'm not Jim, Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim!!! He's Jim, Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim!!

 

[Klonoa]

Joe the Armadillo: This is my friend Joe.
Sandy: I'm Sandy.
Joe the Armadillo: Oh, Sandy Joe.

(bit of a running gag with that, but I love it)

--Klonoa

 

[Mickey Moose]

Lady Holiday: <Long winded speech>
Miss Piggy: Why are you telling me all this?
Lady Holiday: It's plot exposition, it has to go somewhere.

Gonzo: How about a picture?
Man: No thank you.
Gonzo: Aw come on, it'll be a lovely momento for you and your wife.
Man: My wife isn't feeling very well.
Gonzo: That's too bad. Maybe she should be at home.
Man: My wife is at home.
Gonzo: Aaaah yes, um, next table!!

Truck driver: What are you doing here?
Oscar the Grouch: A very brief cameo.
Truck Driver: Me too.

 

[scarylarrywolf]

(TGMC)
Kermit: "How come you don't have an English accent?"
Beau: "Hey, I'm lucky to have a driver's license!"

(MTM)
Pete: "Is cow-juice and patty for lady."

(TMM)
The whole Steve Martin Waiter shtick is very quotable

Kermit: "Bear Left"
Fozzie: "Right Frog"

Waldorf: "I've seen detergents that leave a better film than this!"