Favorite Muppet Movie Quotes

Beebers

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IS THIS COVERED ON MY HMO?

Gonzo to Dr. Van Neuter, awaiting brain-sucking procedure in MFS.

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Doctor. Doctor. Doctors in the hallway, okay.

OK, I KNOW this next quote is not from a Muppet movie per se, but I like it anyway.

Rizzo: Have you ever thought about computer dating?
Pepe: We'll see, but I don't really find computers attractive, okay.

--Klonoa
 

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...doctors in doorway...

...I don't have tenticles...
 

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"How dies she bloody do that?!?"
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"Beware, lad, beware!"
"The one legged man?"
"Aye, but also beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy object. It's all good fun till somebody loses an EYE!!"
MTI
 

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Captain Smollet(Kermit) :The ship's cook, and a little man that lives in a bear's finger hired the crew???????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rizzo:Light the lamp, not the rat, light the lamp not the rat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rizzo:Hold on a sec, I forgot something.(rushes over to gate, looks it up and down,and then rushes right through the bars, and then back through the other side with the jelly beans)
Gonzo: (looks at Rizzo long and hard)
Rizzo:What?
Gonzo: (shakes his head) You idiot.
 

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G-MAN said:
Captain Smollet(Kermit) :The ship's cook, and a little man that lives in a bear's finger hired the crew???????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'A ship cook? And I guy that lives in a bears finger? I'm seriously worried about this voyage,' is what you meant.

Or

'Your finger hired the crew?!?!'
 

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I've always liked


:sing: If this were the movies...

:big_grin: Which it is!

:sing: We'd think up a clever plot device!
 

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like disguising their car so they won't be recognized!
 
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