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Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by oOoanimaloOo, Mar 20, 2004.
we invited famous scientist from all over the world unfortanitly none of them came
...it's the American way....
...tighten those tummies, ladies...
...ah ha. A pretty little girl, is it?...
...I know it's yoooou...
Hi! I'm your new weatherbear! Ha ha ha. And -- [ He gets a look at the confusing map ] -- HO-LY COW... Uh... Oh! Ha ha! Well, I guess, as you can plainly see, there's, uh... well, there's all this white stuff over here... and, oh -- cute little pennants up here... and there's a giant L over here near Nebraska! All you people in Nebraska -- you STAY in your HOMES until we can find a way to get the L out of there! Ah ha ha ha ha! Yeah. Well. Um. Now, over here --
Some of my muppet movie(s) quotes are:
Bernie::I have to catch a plane::
Kermit::With that tongue,no way.::
Kermit::It's a good thing frogs can hop, or I'd be gone with the Schwin. ::
Bernie::I think I'm lost.:: Kermit::Have you tried Hare Krishna? ::
Gonzo::I'm going to Bombay,India to break into show business.::
Fozzie::You don't go to Bombay to break into show business. You go to Hollywood.::
Gonzo:Oh, sure, if you want to do it the EASY way.:
Dr.Teeth::Golden Teeth & golden tones.Welcome to my presence::
Floyd::Zoot,sax is your axe.Uh oh,looks like Zoot skipped a groove again.::
Kermit::You can't tell 'em the whole story.You'll bore the audience.::
Mad Mad Mooney::That's my Jack.::
Sweetums::Jack not name,Jack job!::
Charlie McCarthy::You're not going to believe who the winner is,folks.
Dr.Bunsen Honeydew::But the effect is sadly temporary.::
Kermit(& company)::Life's like a movie,write your own ending.Keep believing,keep pretending,we've done just what we set out to do.Thanks to the lovers,the dreamers,and you!I just knew I'd catch up with you guys!::
::How do you guys intend to pay? A) credit card. B) cash. C) sneak out in the middle of the night.We'll take C.Very popular choice.::
Gonzo:STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gonzo:I've always wanted to say that.
Fozzie :I'm hungry.
Gonzo :Call room service.
Kermit :There's no phone.
Rizzo :That's okay,there's no food either.
Favorite Muppet Quotes
Where to begin... where to begin.. there are just so many....
TMM: The whole movie, but my three favorite moments are as follows:
#1) The insta growth pills scene:
But the effects are sadly temporary....
#2) Diving the bus:
Dr. T: It's the cops, it's the fuzz, it's the police, it's the P-I-
Piggy: DON'T you DARE
Dr. T: I wouldn't dream of it.
#3) The whole scenes from top to bottom with Steve Martin & Mel Brooks/Charles Durning....
GMC - My next favorite muppet movie ever:
#1) Whole gang is talking....
So like I if I want to lie on a beach naked... <notices everyone listening> Oh.
#2) Piggy: It was YOU.. You stole the jewels.
Charles Grodin: Oh, no no... you're wrong...
Piggy: Oh, you, you, you can't even sing.. YOU were DUBBED!
#3) Kermit: We have to catch the thieves red handed
Beau: What color are their hands now?
#1) All the Ad Agency frogs who keep saying "Hmmmm.. Hmmmmmm.. Hmmmm." who Kermit hooks up with - and being familiar with media/agencies these scenes are particulary funny.
#2) The Wedding.. Some of us waited for YEARS to see that...
Of course there are more (MCC, MTI & MIS) but the first movies were what had the most impact on me... It's an age thing, I know.. The "American Pie" set doesn't appreciate "Animal House" quite the way I do... but hey... Muppets is Muppets in my book... and I'll take Muppets ANY time! Think we'll watch "Dark Crystal" Friday night.. Hmmm. Essense of Gelfling ....
Okay, here's some of mine.
Scooter: "Popcorn, get your fresh organic popcorn, only a buck!"
Janice: "Oh, honey, buy me some, pleeease?"
Floyd: "Oh, sure, mama, nothing's too good for my woman!"
Animal: "Woman! Woman!"
Scooter: "See, we're taking this old church and turning it into a coffeehouse!"
Janice: "Yeah, with rull good music and organic refreshments."
Dr. Teeth: "And it'll be so laid-back and fine and mellow and profitable."
Lew Zealand: "I got the paper towels!"
Beauregard: "Oh, I'm sorry...I can only take you as far as the lobby!"
Janice: "Look, mother, it's my life, okay? So if I want to live on the beach and walk around naked...oh."
As well as pretty much all of the lyrics of "The Happiness Hotel." In fact, as we were getting ready to go to England last spring, we sang that song quite a bit.
This is from a commentary for, I think Muppet Treasure Island (first DVD)
: I am shocked and appalled!
: Hello shocked and appalled, my name's Gonzo.
then of course the mentioning of F. Murray Abrahm's family in the commentary from Muppets From Space
i like many of the quotes, but my favorite has to be:
Kermit, why was I dreaming about a philips screwdriver? -Digit
I also like what Crazy Harry sings when he's singing Chanson D'Amour with the three whatnot muppets.
"What the heck is that?"
"It's grits! Grits! Harmony grits!"
"How should I know? Count them yourself!"
"Hey, Fozzie, take a left when you come to a fork in the road."
"Yes, sir, take a left at the fork in the road...Turn left!"
(fork shows up in the road)
"I don't believe that."
"Ahh...a bear in his natural habait...a studabaker"
"Kermit, whisper sweet nothings into my ear."
"Motorcycle cop is a sweet nothing?"
"No, there's a motorcycle cop chasing us."
"Hey how are you guys fixin to pay?"
"What are our choices?"
"A. Credir Card. B. Cash. C. Sneak out in the middle of the night."
"We'll take C."
"Very popular choice."
"Stop the presses!"
"Why, what happened?"
"I don't know. I've always wanted to say that."
I have many more, but I'd be typing all night...lol...
"Ive Never Seen some one so green, that has the blues so bad" Rowlf
-"Uh, there was this sailor who was so fat..."
"HOW FAT WAS HE!"
"He was so fat that...that everyone loved him, and there was nothing funny about him at all."
-"We're going to catch the thieves red-handed."
"What color are their hands now?"
-"What are you doing here?"
"A very brief cameo."
"Oh. Me too."
-"Long John shot Dead Tom! He's dead!"
"But Dead Tom's always been dead, that's why he's called Dead Tom."
-"Mr. Scrooge, the bookkeeping staff would like some extra coal for the fire."
"Yeah, our assets are frozen!"
"How would the bookkeeping staff like to be suddenly UNEMPLOYED!"
"HEAT WAVE! This is my island in the sun, HOI HOI!"
-"How about this: 'Ocean Breeze Soap: it's like taking a tropical cruise, only there's no boat and you don't actually go anywhere?'"
-"If this is the Happiness Hotel, I'd hate to see what the sad one looks like."
I like the part in MTI when Long John talks the pirates out of hanging him, and Clueless and Polly are praising him:
Clueless: "You're wonderful! You're beautiful! You're, uh..."
Clueless: "He's precious!"
Not so funny typed up, but their delivery and the way the puppets move in that little exchange is pure Muppet gold.
Ernie : ... and who wants to see a movie with a sad ending?
Bert : ... Titanic.
Ernie : What?
Bert : Titanic had a sad ending. ... Gone with the Wind. ... Doctor Zhivago?
Was that really on Sesame Street? How funny!
Lew: I got the paper towels!
MG Security Guard: But I 'ATE pepperoni! (my brother and I love to say this at random )
Fozzie: We don't want da BAD GUYS ta win....
The entire Neville and Dorcas scene...
It was on Elmo in Grouchland.
: I remember what my Super Mommy used to always say to me about fighting: "DON'T DO THAT!"
I guess one of my favorite Muppet Movie quotes was from TGMC in the scene where The Muppets are going over there check list.
Fozzie: "Wax Lips"
: "Man, I just had them"
: "Did you leave them in your other pants?"
: "I don't have no other pants"
I still have other favorite Muppet Movie quotes.
Rizzo comments on the symbolism of balogna on the Muppets From Space commentary:
: "What good is symbolism if you can't eat it?"
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