Hensonville City 2010

Zoot: Lefty, you wrecked the song. =/ *restarts it*

Dr. Teeth: NO! X_X Turn that BS off righ' now, Zoot!

Zoot: *snidely* You can't tell me what to do. You're--You're not my daddy! =P For one thing, I'm whi--

Dr. Teeth: ... *rams a baseball bat into the stereo, wrecking the other CD* =P *trudges away*

Ailie: *calls after him* I luff you, Teef!

Zoot: *whimpers*

Floyd instantly snaps out of his spazz; he stands and acts as if nothing has happened.

Floyd: ...and that was the first time I met Bob Marley.

Lefty puts on a fake beak.

Lefty: Quack! I'm Chamberlain! I don't like nobody. Riiiight...

Chamberlain: *sits on Lefty* ...

Zoot: *holds broken pieces in dismay, rocking back and forth* </3 Nyeh...

Tony: Ah, Zoot. I hate to see you down, man. Here...(hands him a new Miley CD)...I had this just in case something happened to your original copy. : )

Lefty: *inadvertently makes whoopie-cushion sound as soon as Chamberlain sits on him* XPP

Zoot: O_O *squeaks* Thank you! *clings to the Tony's leg* :3

Tony: Wanna spend the night in my apartment? There's plenty of room!

Lefty (squashed) X____X

Zoot: *nods in awe and keeps clinging* O.O ...mhm.

Sawyer: *crawls out from her basket and onto Tony's head*

Tony: Okay--hey! Hi, Sawyer! =D

(scratches behind the dog's ears)

Newsie chews a wad of bubble gum; he blows a large bubble; it pops and sticks all over his face.

Sawyer: *lickses* =3

Zoot: ... *ends up falling asleep right there anyway*

Tony: Hi pup! (gives Sawyer some biscuits) Okay, Zoot you can sleep in--(notices the sax player already asleep; Tony carries him to his bed and puts him under the covers) You can stay here too if you'd like, Sawyer. =)

Me (watches Bear and Sarah playing in the living room)

Oscar: They ain't got a clue, do they?

Me (smiles): They're not the stereotypical dogs. My brother and I conditioned them well. They like the vet.

Me (shows up with a hard hat and wallpaper and spray cans and magic markers): If they don't, we'll do it!

Oscar (grinning): Yeah, let's Extreme Home Makeovah their places! I got the pepperoni.

Rizzo: I don't know if they like pepperoni.

Me (nods): Some people call me selfish, egotistical --.

Rizzo: Thoughtless --.

Me (barks): What?

Rizzo: Uh, I mean, how thoughtless!

Me (nods): Oh, I know!

Rizzo (whispers to Ed): Do we get free tickets ta Disney World if we pull dis off?

Turbo: How often do you go?

Rizzo (shrugs): Oh, about every uddah commercial break.

Red: Beth! Bethie Bethie Bethie Beth!
Beth: Uh, yes Red?
Red: I was thinking about something
Beth: That's kind of scary
Red: Oh come on it's good. I think we need a pet!
Cookie: What the hey?
Red: Well come on, Ed and Kathy have cats and Kelly has dogs. I think we need a pet too! It would be so much fun!
Beth: You do know pets are alot of responsibility. Remember how much you hated helping Mokey take care of Lanford?
Red: But he was a plant! He wasn't fun and furry and playful like a dog or a cat!
Beth: Would you really take care of it if we do get one?
Red: Yes I would!
Beth: Cookie Monster, what do you think?
Cookie: Me don't mind. Me would even help.
Beth: All right, I'll look into it and then ask management if it's ok.
Red: *throwing her arms around Beth* Thank you!

Bear and Sarah (barking at Beth's door, wanting to play/swim/whatever)

Erin: (at computer) It was a dark and stormy night...no. Once upon a time...no. It was the best of times, it was the worst...no.
Scooter: (entering room) What's up?
Erin: I'm thinking of doing another Muppet fanfic. Problem is, I've got a wicked case of writer's block.
Beige: (in next room) Powdered moonflower petals, mixed with a glass of rubberweed juice. Best thing in the world for writer's block.
Storyteller: (also in next room) I disagree - a few choruses of the ballad of Sir Blunderbrain would set her right.
Beige: Oh, you and Sir Blunderbrain.
Scooter: How about that one story you started a while back, about the movie festival and the haunted house?
Erin: Hmmm...sounds like a plan. I'm just not sure who the bad guy's going to be.
Nora: (entering with huge bowl of popcorn) Here's my two cents. (leans over and whispers something in E's ear) And then...(whispers something else).
Scooter: Hey, come on, tell me who it's going to be.
Beige: (still in next room) Okay, they're in the bell lap!
Nora: You can post a chapter tonight, Erin - it's speed skating right now.

(Gang goes into common room to join Beige and Storyteller in watching the Olympics.)

Floyd practices on bass.

Lefty: Guh! Is dat all youse ka-no how ta play? Thunka-thunka-thunka all day. Thunka-thunka-thunka all night! I taught youse was whatcha call talented! Feh!

Floyd: I practise man, so I don't get rusty.

Lefty: Rusty? What are ya, da tin man?

Floyd: I'm about two seconds away from shoving my--

Lefty: Listen to da new guy! Already threatenin' wit da vio-lence!

(Lefty grabs RF's slingshot, puts a marble in it, and shoots; the marble hits Floyd in the eye; Floyd drops the bass and falls to his knees, clutching his eye in pain)

Floyd: What the ****? !

Lefty: Just tryin' ta protect myself...I don't like da looks 'a youse. Ya come in here posin' as a magician--eh musician--but fer all I ka-no youse could be a crazy drifter...riiiiiiight!

Floyd: I think you've done some major damage here, man!

Lefty: Bah! Not as much damage as youse!

Floyd: Call 9-1-1...I'm feelin' woozy...

Lefty: NO! I want Tommy ta come in here an' show him I'm a hero! I stopped a crazy psycha from doin' harm!

(begins hitting Floyd over the head with slingshot)

Lefty: Ehh! Ehhhh! Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh! >=/

(Posted my room guide, Ed. BTW: Josie was played by Rachael Leigh Cooke and Valerie was Rosario Dawson. Just had to throw that out there. XPP)

Chamberlain: *eating a dead bug sandwich*