Hensonville City 2010

Lefty (to RF) Heh, youse look like one 'a dat Zoot guy's relatives, what wit da beard! Youse a rabbi er sometin'? =P

RF smashes Lefty over the head with a Louisville Slugger.

Lefty reels, then begins singing...

Lefty

So dis ain't da end, I saws youse again today
I hadda toyn my heart away
Smiled like da sun, kisses fer him
An' tales, it never fails

You lyin' so low in da weeds
An' I bet youse gonna ambush me
Youse had me down down down down on my ka-nees
Now wouldn't youse, barracuda?
Ooooh! Ooooh! Oooh!

Oh back over time we was all tryin' fer free
An' met da porpoise in me, ahhhh
No right, no wrong, sellin' a song (fer a nickel), a name
Whisper game

An' if da real ting don't do da trick
Youse better make up sometin' quick
Youse gonna boyn boyn boyn boyn boyn inta da wick
Oooooooooooooh, barracuda!

does loser-ish dance...

Chamberlain: *chucks an iceball at Lefty and then whistles innocently* Oh, mmmmmm...it definitely wasn't me. Uh, it was--erm... *looks around for Zoot or somebody to pin the blame on* Um...Bootsy. XP

Joëlle: *striding by in a tight (both literally and tight as in cool), blue jacket* Nice whiskahs, RF. XP Did y'all nick that from Sam or something?

RF: Who's RF? My name is Smitty Werbenjiggermanjensen. (puts on cap with #1 on it) And you are...?

Lefty falls facedown after being hit with iceball.

Chamberlain: *runs off, cackling like a donkey* XP

Joëlle: XP ... *bends down and gently tugs the fake hair off RF's face* Now why is you coverin' up? Y'all is a cute 'nuff kid already. :3

RF (screams like Pee-wee when Joelle pulls off the beard) OUCH! Gawwww...I wanted to impress you, Miss Joelle! I figured you'd pay more attention to me if I looked older.

Tony: Pop quiz! Who once said "snow confuses me...it makes my tummy hurt and causes me to run to the bathroom"? =P

Mr. Turtle: Charming. -_-

Joëlle: Nah, y'all don't have to do that. *hugs him* Hon, I already have a boyfriend, a'ight? 'Sidez from that, you're only eight and ya know that's straight up wrong if we--yeah. XP

Chamberlain: These pop quizzes are redundant. =P *chucks another iceball at Lefty* It was Dr. Teeth! XP

Lefty: huzza wuzza...? Bootsy? Has Bootsy been trowin' iceballs at me? I'm gonna strangulate dat oversized whale!

Tony: But you have skinny little arms and tiny hands!

Lefty: Shaddap! Don't remind me 'a my whatcha call failings! I'm too upset! I'm gonna ka-nock Bootsy inta outer space! Riiiiiiiiight!

RF: You...you have a...but I thought Uncle Teeth was your brother! :_: (Cartman wail)

Zoot: Lefty, it's not nice to talk about your mother like that. *deadpan, Brian voice* Oh yeah. I went there. =P

Spamela: *giggles* X3

Joëlle: *sighs* Oh Roosevelt... X_x *picks him up and rocks him a bit, looking exasperated*

Lefty (dramatic gesture; to Zoot) Yer next, Shades! After I finish wit da Cheshire Cat! Riiiiiiiiight!

RF: :_: M-m-miss Joelle...? Can we still go out for punch and pie? I wanna go out for punch and pie...*gasping sobs*

Zoot: Gee, I'm so terrified... =P *shakes his head; has somehow caught an attitude from his bandmate or something*

Joëlle: *still rocking RF back and forth, hoisting him onto her hip* Shhh... X_x C'mon now, cool it, sweetie.

knock on my bedroom door
Who is it?
Prairie:It's me. Were you asleep?
Nope...c'mon in.
opening door and coming in Prairie:Hi. You weren't busy,were you?
Not at all.What's up?
Prairie: I'm glad we're all moved in together again.After the Dorms closed,I thought you'd want a place of your own or you'd want to move back in with your mom.
Nah.I like this.Plus I'd miss you three goofballs!
Prairie:Heehee!I'd miss you all too! Even your snoring!
I do not snore!
Prairie:Oh yes you do! And Rosita talks in her sleep!
Uh Prairie? Did you come in here to tell me about our faults? Because I can come up with a few of yours missy. You grind your teeth!Sounds nasty!
Prairie:Yeah..I know I grind my teeth.My mom told me. I try not to.
I know.It's tough to try not to do something you're doing in your sleep. And okay,I guess I snore.
Prairie:Told ya!Anyway,you going bowling tomorrow?
Of course! It's fun! Especially when I get strikes.Boosts my morale!
Prairie:Good! Glad it makes you happy. I'm gonna get some sleep.
Yeah...me too...the sleepybugs are starting to attack me. Sweet dreams.
Prairie: You too.

Lefty (double take; holds up index finger) See dis finger? It is a deadly weapon...riiiiight...if I poke it on a coytin part of yer body, you'll be as helpless as a limp piece 'a brocc-oli! Now are ya gonna tell me where Chuckles is, or am I gonna hafta trudge trew da snow an' find him myself? 'Cause if I do dat, I'm gonna poke youse wit two 'a my deadly fingers 'a death! Riiiiiiiiight!

RF: *sniffle* Punch and pie...and pixie stix...and--and--Nerds...

Tony: If you want a nerd, just stare at Lefty! =P

Lefty: *points "deadly finger" at Tony...

Zoot: *shields himself with a Miley Cyrus CD* *tosses it at Lefty and watches it smash into the street* ... *wistfully* Bye, Miley. =(

Ailie: *attacks it with a giant hammer* Good riddance. =P

Joëlle: *sighs and then puts RF on her shoulders* X_x

Lefty: You'll hafta do better dan dat, Shades! Miley SEAR-ous? Gimme a break! (points index finger) Tink of da finger 'a death!

RF: WHEEEEEEEE! Are you taking me to the punch and pie factory, Miss Joelle?

Mr. Turtle (savagely rips his crossword puzzle from the paper to bits and breaks his pencil in half) I CANNOT BLOODY CONCENTRATE ! ! ! ! @___________@

Zoot: *reaches over and bends Lefty's finger back* Don't you EVER diss my Miley. >_>

Ailie: Miley sucks. O:3

Zoot: *gasps softly* Leave Miley alone. =(

Joëlle: Roosevelt, it's a bit late--really, Sasha? Really? Miley? You're...defendin' Miley? XP

Zoot: Shhhh! -.-

Lefty lets out an inhuman shriek...which is appropriate, since he's not human anyway. XPP

RF: IT'S NOT LATE! I GOT A SCHOOL NAMED AFTER ME, AND MY VERY OWN FACEBOOK PAGE! I'M A BIG BOY, AND I SAY I WANNA GO--

(instantly falls asleep)

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

Joëlle: *cuddles RF* Gawd. It's 'bout time. XP

Zoot: Ha. :3 For once, it's not me. *turns on Party in the USA and does a rather unmanly victory dance*

Dr. Teeth: *scrunching up his nose, looking repulsed* Aw c'mon, man. X_X Not Mileh.

Zoot: Quiet. I bet you like her just as much but you're too chicken to admit it. :3

Dr. Teeth: ...uh huh. It wasn' MAH ideah ta play with her on Studio DC an'--chicken?

Zoot: *not paying attention and still dancing*

Floyd: Hey man, what's goin' on...I heard the kid screaming...(to Joelle)...you didn't like kill him, did you? How come he's so quiet all of a sudden, man? (sees Zoot dancing) Please tell me I'm hallucinatin'. Zoot isn't really there, boogyin' to Miley Cyrus, is he? 'Cause if he is...I'm afraid I'm gonna blow my cool, man...(starts having a seizure) Oh no!

(falls to ground, and flops like a fish out of water)

Joëlle: Nah, he's just asleep, Floyd. =P Haven't ya evah--? *is cut off by his spaz attack*

Dr. Teeth: *smacks his head into a wall repeatedly* -_-

Zoot: And the Britney song was on
And the Britney song was on-- *stops singing* --that's a weird move, Floyd. O_O

Floyd continues flopping and flailing; Lefty, thinking the bassist is moving in time to the music as well, claps his hands in rhythm, and stomps his foot.

Lefty: Go crabface, go crabface, go crabface, yeah! Go crabface, go crabface, go crabface, yeah! Woo-woo! Woo-woo! Woo-woo! Woo-woo! Everybody trow yer hands in da air--(suddenly stops)--ehhh...does anyone wanna buy a pack 'a gum? A half pack 'a gum? Half a stick 'a gum?