Angie: "You're welcome, Ed. Everyone. You all deserve it. I will and, well, rumors do claim that Link is presumably dating newcomer Luanne as a publicity stunt, but she does seem to easily put up with his irrepressibility. I have been living with them along with Li'l Betty Lou for over a year, and, well, they do seem very--" From a distance, Link is running in the hallways of the first floor, chanting "Help!" and "Save me!"; behind him is the aptly-mentioned Luanne Poodle, swatting a straw broom at Link as she chases him down the hallways. Luanne: "How dare you compare my fur to felt! Not to mention that you'd rather spend your precious time watching bowling reruns and plucking your eyebrows instead of spending time with me!" Link Hogthrob: "Mad dog on the loose! Mad dog on the loose! OW! Help! Help!" Angie shakes her head and shrugs as she waits for Ed. Angie: Poor misguided Lulu. *sees Ed carrying a handful of candy canes and takes them from him* "Oh, Ed, how thoughtful! For all of us? Thank you! I will distribute them to all of my roomies. And hopefully, the sweet peppermint taste will diminish Luanne's puppy-like bitterness."