Nickname: The Greatest Roadie in the World Username: Sgt Floyd Real Name: Eddie Let's see, I'm a bit on the short side, but I'm super muscular and can fix a guitar faster than you can break it. Hobbies include driving around in my car equipped with a bolt thrower and slaying evil demons with an axe. I once freed an entire civilization from the clutches on an evil emperor and live in a far off world of heavy metal. Do not question how I was able to obtain a computer with internet! Did I mention I am also part demon? When I'm around a lot of evil I go demon. What lady doesn't find red skin, glowing yellow eyes, and huge bat wings sexy? In fact, I might have a picture...yup...here we go. But hey, I'm a pretty hot human too.