MopFam III - Same Family, Third Thread...

[Beauregard]

Father: I'll try and find the plunger...*being strangled by vine*

 

[minidoozer]

Mingostone: *has been rummaging through her bag* I knew I had this somewhere! *raises axe over head and gets ready to chop the vine in half*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: I knew hiring a nanny would come in useful one day!...but this is NOT the time to make firewood! It's almost spring anyway! Someone get me out of this!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *eyes widen* *gulps* I've heard of cutting to the chase, but this is ridiculous! *cowers behind the couch* Liza, don't do it! Don't give me the axe! You'll... you'll chop down the only family in the tree you've got! There's so much I haven't done yet! Held a steady girl, robbed the World Bank, forced Bo to drink iced tea, sent Vibs to boarding school!

 

[The Count]

*Vine bites at Jack.
*Vine around Mingo blooms into pretty flowers.
*Vine around Bo tackles him down forcibly.
*Vine hugs Nel's waist tenderly.

*Sunlight pours through drying up the vines after a while.
For some reason, Bo is now lying on his back in his bunny slippers. How the bunnies got in those slippers I'll never know. *Rimshot.

 

[minidoozer]

Mingostone: *frowns* Now I didn't get to show Jack that I could actually do this.

Kenya: *is still asleep in Mr Harvey's arms*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *lying on floor in bunny slippers* Can I have a cup of tea now? *faints*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *sways drunkenly* Did anyone get the license plate of that semi that hit me...? *collapses* *begins shaking violently*

Announcer: It appears that Jack is having an allergic reaction to the vine-bite! Could this be the end for our convict hero? Will Nanny Mingostone ever get to show off her axe skills? Is Father REALLY married to Nell? Since when does Mr. Harvey know insurance? And WHAT am I doing here? I quit after Season 2!

Jack: *a large sunflower sprouts out of Jack's head*

Announcer: ...And THAT is why I quit this show.

 

[minidoozer]

Mingostone: ! My brother is a flower! Aww, he's so pretty.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *getting up* Well, is it so surprising? Your child is a republic in East Africa...