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Muppet College Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed

Discussion in 'Games' started by theprawncracker, Aug 25, 2008.

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  1. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    *points up* What Layla said.
  2. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    (I have THREE minds. You expect me to make ALL of them up? I've tried. It may result in several side effects, including but not limited to headaches, shortness of breath, dizzyness, sleepwalking, sudden death, dehydration, dichromatism, dyslexia, and making sense. But why make sense when it's more profitable to make dollars? If you experience any of these side effects, contact your doctor immediately...)
  3. Leyla

    Leyla Member

    <rumblings rumble and rumble and rumble! and RUMBLE and Rum...stop>
  4. AnimatedC9000

    AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    *arriving on the scene* Guys... could ya keep it down? I got school tomorow, the two people I'm currently staying with are gone, and I have no idea how to get back to the hotel I'm staying at from here. ... by the way, do androids have credit cards? :confused:
  5. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Rowlf/Dr. Bob: Just a second. M'phone's ringin'. <pulls rotary dial phone out of nowhere and picks it up> Hello? ...What? Making sense? Oh... Could be serious. Yeah, better hurry up and make some dollars instead. Or Pesos, Euros, Shekels, dubloons...
    Lisa: RUM? <scurries around the lawn> Rum? Rum? Where's the rum? Is the rum GONE? WHY is the rum ALWAYS gone?
  6. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Lisa: <puts hand on head> I need a hat.
    Chef: <puts his hat on Lisa's head>
    Lisa: ...I'm afraid that's not QUITE what I had in mind there, mate. <returns hat to Chef's head>
  7. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    *stares down at arm* *screams* HE TOOK MY HAND AND RAN OFF WITH IT!
    Gonzo: *wide eyes* That is SO COOL!
  8. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Lisa: <leans against Prawnie> You really do take "lending a hand" a bit seriously, don't you, matey?
  9. Leyla

    Leyla Member

    <abruptly two ping pong ball eyes swimminng in a pool of rather dirty green felt appear from a newly opened tunnel in the ground, followed immediately by the head, torso, legs and flippers of Kermit the Robot Frog.. He peers around cheerfully, spots a worm looking relieved the rumblings have disrumbled, and promptly eats it.>

    RK: Mmm... tastes just like mom scrounges.
    <He crawls out into the open and turns back to help a bedraggled young woman out of the hole>
    Leyla: I am not your mother, young robot frog! How many times have I told you to-
    RK: So you see my point, toots?
    Leyla: ... I'm glad you like the worms. Now, let's get everyone else out... Jimmy? Is that you? Wow, you're a mess. Here, let us help you-
    <Hilda, seamstress extrodinaire, clambers out, looking offended>
    Leyla: Oops... uh... that colour looks great on you, Hilda dear. Uh... heh. sorry.
    RK: Time to look into those contacts, eh sweetheart?
    Leyla: Hey, I brought you into this world, Kermit, and I can take you out again.
    RK: Actually, I'm pretty sure you didn't. And I just took YOU out of the world, but if you'd like to go back in...
    Leyla: <quickly>. I'll be good! <softly> Lousy, sassy, ungrateful rob- <catches him looking at her> uh... Robert...Parker, who was in grade 6 with me... yes.
    <from inside the hole>
    Jimmy: Kin someone git me outta this thing? Dem women folks is maighty fierce back there. Ah! Ah think somethin's got ma leg!
  10. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Ryan: *blinks at Lisa* Lisa, are you... *ahem* Never mind.
    Can I just have my hand please?
  11. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Lisa: Yes, a hand really isn't any good without an arm. Not that you should take that, either. Believe me, I comandeered an arm once in exchange for admission to some nook in cyberspace, and I STILL haven't the FAINTEST clue where to put. Ended up shipping it off to England.
  12. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Ryan: ...*looks at stub* ...But... this is my croquet hand!
    Gonzo: *head tilt at Lisa* What's that girl? Jimmy's stuck in a hole? Ohmigosh! *runs off herocially*
  13. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Lisa: <examining Prawnie's arms> No no no. That's your CHESS hand. Entirely useless. The OTHER one is your croquet hand.
  14. Leyla

    Leyla Member

    <Leyla is tugging on Jimmy's outstretched hand>
    Leyla: I told you not to drink all those milkshakes!
    Jimmy: But they were on sale!
    Leyla: HEAVE! Oh! Gonzo! Yes, he's... stuck in the hole. Could ya help pull?
  15. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Rowlf: <still on the phone> Sure, Francs'll do. Or Pounds. But don't make too many of those, they're hard to lose...
  16. Leyla

    Leyla Member

    <Leyla and Robot Kermit and Hilda stare at Gonzo>
    Leyla: You think we should tell him the hole is over here?
    Hilda: No... just... let him pull.
  17. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Ryan: Guys... hold on. I think Lisa's trying to tell us something.
    Clifford: Huh. That's gotta hurt.
    Ryan: No, no! She's telling us there's something stuck in the ground! Who, girl, who is it?
    Clifford: I think it's Jimmy! Man, we've gotta hurry!
    *both run off to the hole*
    Gonzo: Hey guys, not THAT one! Over here! I think I'm making progress! *pulls out a treasure chest* *shrugs* *tosses it behind him*
  18. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Lisa: <Darts after treasure chest> <opens it> <makes a funny face> <closes it> ...I don't know what that is. ...But it is not treasure. And it is not the thump-thump. ...Does this "Jimmy" chap happen to have any rum? <wanders after Clifford and Prawnie>
  19. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Ryan: Lisa, don't just sit there! Come help us dig! We're making headway!
    Gonzo: Speaking of which... *holds up T-Rex skull*
  20. Leyla

    Leyla Member

    Leyla, Hilda, and Robot Kermit are again very quiet>

    Robot Kermit: There sure are a lot of holes around here.
    Hilda: Yes, but not a lot of directional sense.
    Leyla: Shh! *She'll* hear you! Hold tight, Jimmy! They'll eventually find the right hole!
    Jimmy: Ah'm holdin' on as tight as ah kin!

    Leyla, Hilda, and RK: .....

    Hilda: So... you have been holding... tight... this whole time?
    Jimmy: Yeah! A course! Ah been holding on since I got in the hole. The hole time.

    Leyla, Hilda, and RK: .....

    RK: You know, we could just... leave him there.


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