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Muppet College Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed

Discussion in 'Games' started by theprawncracker, Aug 25, 2008.

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  1. AnimatedC9000

    AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    Lips: ... I fold. *puts his cards down*

    I don't understand the game, anyway. *takes the pile of cards and throws them into the air* Let's play Pick-Up!
  2. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    *walking up the Muppet Univierty* Hey WW! *both do a weird handshake* How are you? *sees Gobo and Matt* Hey fraggle guys. *waves* You all look tired. Well don't worry. They'll be open soon. *yells to my dormies* Come on guys.

    Homer Honker: Honk honk honk....honkhonk!

    Herry: I really do need to learn how to speak honker.

    Frazzle: Wopwefa sdfasjfja sl;djfjsfs fdjkfj;la sdkf!

    *gets out translator* I understand Frazzle. (whisper to Herry) He's a little on the grumpy side today.

    Herry: Why's that?

    He's been trying to (whispers in ear) almost every day now.

    Herry: *eye brows raise up* Oh my gosh! I'll have to teach him.

    Good to know. *thumps up*

    Wolfgang Seal: *flops over to me* Arf arf arf arrrrrrrfgh!

    *throws him a fish* There you go. Enjoy. I really do hope that Uncle Wally is greatful that i took Wolfgang in. I just hope he doesn't try to do anything stupid. Can't wait for them to let us in.
  3. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Well-Known Member

    Alex: *fiercely writing in her journal, squeezing her Elvis plush in one hand*

    Animal: *watching her nervously* *looks up at clock* *scratches his head and lookes around warily*

    Sweetums: *checking everyone's suitcases*

    Bean: *nowhere to be found*
  4. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    *sets up a tent* There we go. Everyone got their tents up?

    Homer Honker: Honk! *thumbs up*


    Herry: Me and Frazzle will share one.

    Alrighty. Well that leaves Wolfgang but he'll stay with me in my tent. Let's zip up our tents and head out to eat. What sounds good?

    Frazzle: Wahjerj keajdflk ajdlfj sdalkfjl askdflkldlf?

    I don't know? *gets cellphone out* I'll call and see.
  5. Muppet Newsgirl

    Muppet Newsgirl Well-Known Member

    (On some flat rooftop with a good view both of the night sky and the train station down in Nelson Square, Scooter sits tuning his guitar, while the others are inside doing other things.)

    (A train whistle sounds in the station as a few shooting stars go by above.)

    Scooter: I feel a song coming on...

    (finishes tuning and starts to play)

    Scooter: (singing)
    When your good nights have been said,
    And you are lying in bed,
    With the covers pulled up tight...
    And though you count every sheep,
    You get the feeling that sleep
    Is going to stay away tonight...

    That is when you hear it coming,
    That is when you hear the humming,
    Of the...Starlight Express, Starlight Express,
    Are you real...yes or no?
    Starlight Express, answer me yes,
    I don't want you to go.

    Want you to take me away,
    But bring me back before day-
    Light, and in the time between,
    Take me to everywhere,
    But don't abandon me there,
    Just want to say I've been...

    I believe in you completely,
    Though I may be dreaming sweetly,
    Of the Starlight Express, Starlight Express,
    Are you real...yes or no?
    Starlight Express, answer me yes,
    I don't want you to go.

    (quick instrumental, as another whistle sounds)

    And if you're there, and if you know,
    Please tell me which way I should go...
    Starlight Express, Starlight Express,
    Are you real, yes or no?
    Starlight Express, please answer me yes,
    I don't want you to go...

    Starlight Express, Starlight Express,
    Are you real...are you near?
    Starlight Express, answer me yes,
    I need you...to be here.

    (Scooter finishes with a brush of guitar chords.)

    Beige: (in a room down below) Now do "One Rock 'n' Roll Too Many."
  6. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    *Beth and Wanda the Cat pull up in Beth's car*
    Beth: Still closed. Hmm, want to get a hotel room?
    Wanda:*sarcastically* Where? The Happiness Hotel?
    Beth: Good point, never mind.
  7. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Lisa: <lying on Dorm roof, staring up at the sky>
    Chef: <barbecueing something> <...please don't ask what>
    Robin: <curled up on a pillow, either sleeping or faking it>
    Rowlf: <Sigh> Has anyone else noticed that we're still on the ROOF, not in the BUILDING?
    Lisa: ...<shrug> Yeah. Nice fresh air.
    Rowlf: ...Anyone else wonder why the dorms aren't open?
    Lisa: ...Should we?
    Rowlf: ...<shrug> Nice fresh air up here.
    Lisa: Yyyyyyyup.
  8. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Well-Known Member

    Alex: *curled up in a sleeping bag, resting against Sweetums and listening to Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden on her iPod*

    Animal: *on top of a sleeping bag next to Alex's, scribbling in one of Bean's coloring books*

    Sweetums: *snuggling Bean and keeping the others warm*
  9. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    *sits under a tree outside of the Muppet Univerity* This is the life. Nothing to do. Nothing to watch and nothing to do.

    Herry: You already said that. This isn't no life! It's boring out here. We need to liven up things around here.
    That sounds like a wonderful idea Herry. Why not a musical dance party.

    Herry: Right here in the front steps of the dorms?

    Yeah! All we need is our insterments.

    Herry: I'll go get them out of the storege shead.

    Good. I'll let everyone know.
  10. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    *wakes up and yawns* Oh man. *rubs eyes, looks around* Oh no! I forgot about our sing-along. Oh i hope Herry isn't mad at me. Wonder where he is?

    The camrea pans over to the storage shed where we see Herry asleep on an old mattress.

    Herry: *yawns* *talks in his sleep* Oh boy. This is going to be fun. *lips smack together*
  11. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    Me and Herry see each other

    Herry: Sorry Kyle.

    Sorry Herry.

    Both: I must have fallen asleep.

    Herry: You did?

    Yep and you did too?

    Herry: Yea.

    Good to know we both aren't mad at each other.

    Herry: Me too. How about now?

    Both hug each other

    Now what?

    Herry: Our little sing along.

    Sure! I'll come and help you so we both won't fall asleep.

    Herry: Sounds good.
  12. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    *walks out of the storage shed rubbing my eyes* What? It's night time! Herry!

    Herry: *wakes up and steps outside* It's already night time? Man we really need to get to bed early tonight so we can be able to stay up to do our little sing along. Oh boy.

    Homer Honker: Honk honk honk honk, honk!

    Yep your right Homer. You can help us from falling asleep next time. Wonder if we can find a place that has a tv.

    Herry: I don't know. I'm heading off to sleep. *falls right over on the old mattress*

    Good night then. Come on Homer. Let's head off!

    Homer Honker: Honk! *points off into the distence*
  13. Muppet Newsgirl

    Muppet Newsgirl Well-Known Member

    Scooter: (on phone) Right, I'll tell them. Have fun and good luck. (hangs up)
    Nora: Who was it?
    Scooter: It's Erin; she's going to be out of town for a few days, and she says start moving in if the dorms re-open while she's gone.
    Beige: Nice...say, guys, what do you think of this big limestone security Fraggle sculpture I got for my room?
    Storyteller: Positively repulsive.
    Nora: Oh, you're being positive and negative at the same time, like a set of magnets.
    Storyteller: Hmm, hmm...as for me, I would have gone for some nice paintings of moonflowers and...
    Beige: No way; I'm allergic to moonflowers.
  14. AnimatedC9000

    AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    That brings us this quesdtion: Where are we staying tonight?

    TG: It's too far of a drive back to the hotel...

    Annie Sue: And we do need a roof over our heads in case it rains.

    Mystery Person #5: How about in that building? *points to the Dorms*

    ... D--yaaahhh... that building's closed right now... *glances down to the ground*

    Mystery Person #5: ... oh. *chuckles nervously* ^_^;
  15. Ruahnna

    Ruahnna Well-Known Member

    Kermit: (balancing a huge steamer trunk on his back) Um, Piggy? Piggy, um, sweetheart? Can I put this down now? The dorms aren't even open.
    Piggy: (sounding hurt and firm) But, but--Kermie! I have to get unpacked as soon as possible! You cannot imagine how many clothes I crammed into my trunk--
    Kermit: (muttering) Try me.
    Piggy: --and I need to get them all into my room and aired out before classes start.
    Kermit: Yeah, but, but Piggy--I'm not sure how much longer my arms can hold out. The trunk is starting to slip, and---WHAH!
    (Frog and trunk crash to the ground. After a moment, frog crawls out from under the trunk and staggers over to sit on it. Pig is not pleased, but years of long association have made the frog tactful. He reaches out and snags Piggy's satin-gloved hand.)
    Piggy: Kermit!
    Kermit: Here--Piggy, c'mere, here. Sit down next to me for a second.
    (Piggy casts one more uncertain look at the door, but the entreaty is hard to resist. She flouces over and sits down next to her frog and furniture mover.)
    Kermit: Now--isn't this better? We can sit right here and wait, okay? And when the dorms open up, we'll be ready, okay?
    Piggy: (doubtfully) Um, okay, Kermie. If you say so.
    (Kermit stretches a tired arm, which coincidentally happens to settle around Piggy's waist. Piggy gives it a look--have warning and half very pleased with herself.)
    Kermit: There now--this is good. What more could we ask for?
    Piggy: Starbucks.
    Kermit: Huh?
    Piggy: A double half-caff mochachino with extra whipped cream and, oh, two of those little biscotti things?
    Kermit: Now?
    Piggy: Um, yes. Now is good.
    (Kermit sighs, stands up and heads for the nearest coffee emporium.)
    Kermit: (sighing) I'll be back in a minute.
    Piggy: (complacent) Oh, good. Then you'll be ready when the door opens.
    Kermit: (muttering) Sheesh....
  16. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    *Lisa has been sitting on the roof, watching. Offers bowl to Ryan. Popcorn?
    Rowlf: Bowl's empty.
    Lisa: <Looks in bowl> ...Oh.
    Chef: Ya bur de bo de poppety poppin corn de poppendy... <reaches for popcorn bowl>
    Lisa: Oh, you're makin' more? Sweet. <Hands bowl to Chef>
    Chef: Yuppen de moor de poppen! <Fills bowl with balloons> <pops balloons, which were apparently filled with corn> <Hands bowl back to Lisa> Poppen de corn de boshkie!
    Lisa: Thank ye Chef. <Offers bowl to wwfpooh> Popcorn? Careful with it. Prawnie ate the last batch, and as you can tell by his absence... He popped.
  17. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    Seems all the sane people are climbing to the top of the Dorm's roof. *yells up to Lisa* Hey guys! Throw down a rope!
  18. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Robin: <peers over side of roof> What's he saying?
    Lisa: It sounds like... "Low frown of hope." ...Wha...
    Robin: <Frowns> That doesn't make any--
    Rowlf: <Clamps paw over Robin's mouth> Dubloons!
    Chef: Hee de shkurmee see de seeeayn purdepul um de heer.
    Rowlf: <double-take>
    Lisa: ...<Frowns>... Sane? ...<Blink> ...<Blink> <blink>
    Rowlf: Quit showin' off.
    Lisa: Sorry. <Looks down over edge of roof and scratches head> ...Sane?
    Robin: ...<Looks up at Rowlf> I don't think he knows what he's talking about.
    Rowlf: <Nods> Well said.
    Chef: <Resumes cooking pasta on the barbecue> ...<Don't ask, alright?> Reengo sfer de hu, de huushky do. Mer ger de sfer de le hu, BORK BORK BORK!
  19. Colbynfriends

    Colbynfriends Well-Known Member

    *Dr Teeth passes me. Colby, and Dumb Dog.*
    Whoa, what was that all about?
    Heck if I know.
    Definitly weird.
    *Roosevelt Frainklin walks up*
    What are you all doing here?
    Very breif cameos.
    Oh, ok.
  20. Skeeter Muppet

    Skeeter Muppet Well-Known Member

    We now join the crew of Kim and the Fraggles in their hotel room as they await the re-opening of the Muppet Dorms.

    Gillis: Now, this is just getting ridiculous.
    Kim: Are you referring to the insanity going on on the lawn of the dorms, or the fact that it's been two weeks and we're still in this hotel room?
    Boober: Can't it be both?
    Tosh: I'm worried. What if something's happened to Ed or Bryan, and that's why the dorms can't open?
    Kim: You're not the only one, Tosh, believe me.
    Gillis: Well, it certainly seems like we're the only ones who are worried. For everyone else, it's business as usual.
    Mimzy: Don't you mean insanity as usual?
    Gillis: That's what I said; business as usual.

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