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Discussion in 'Games' started by theprawncracker, Aug 25, 2008.
BUNNY is a part of this clique now? !
No wonder she's been ignoring me quite a bit as of late...
Pfft...what's a clique? =P
And me hasn't been ignoring you...just...me and Dr. Teeth...we've been--
Lisa: <double-take> WHY MAKE SENSE WHEN IT'S MORE PROFITABLE TO MAKE DOLLARS?
Rowlf/Dr. Bob: Keep it down, Lisa, I'm on the phone! <ahem> Yeah, I'd try to avoid the Zlotys... No, I don't know how it's spelled... Stick to the Euro if y'go foreign, though...
<Leyla and Hilda are having tea. RK is talking into Jimmy's hole.>
Leyla: Oh, dear, someone else is in a hole.
Hilda: That'll happen. More sugar?
Leyla: Please. Why ARE there so many holes around here anyway?
Hilda: Are you joking? With the people who live here? The question is why is anything NOT a hole.
Leyla: ....hmm... now there's a philosophical question for you.
Ryan: ...I think I'm going to bed.
Gonzo: *looks around* Where's Camilla?
Camilla: *appears at the top of a hill and raises a tree branch high* BRA-CAAAAAWK! *swings branch forward*
*a legion of birds sweep over the hill and descend upon the Dorms rescuing Sam and pulling Jimmy out of the hole* *the birds pick up Ryan, Lisa, Cait, Ailie, Layla, and their roommates and place them gently on the roof*
Ryan: *looks around* Huh. I didn't know I could do that too. *cheesy wink* G'night everybody!
Leyla: Alright, Kermit! We've gotta get him out of the hole, now!
RK: No, no! Wait just one more minute!
Jimmy: Uh... and mah chicken album, by Beauregard, and mah chicken album by Camilla, and mah chicken album, by-
Hilda: Are you making him PAY to get him out of there?
RK: Technically, it's barter. Yeah, I have that one. What else ya got?
Leyla: <starts to get mad, thinks, starts again> Kermit... you remember who's behind Jimmy in that hole?
RK: Sure, Wanda and...uh oh.
Leyla: Uh huh.
RK: She's not gonna let me smooch her for a week.
Leyla: <smiling> If she lets you stay in one piece.
RK: <heroically> Jimmy, we're getting you out of that hole! HEAVE!
Lisa: ...Robin, was it my imagination, or were you just carried by a robin?
Rowlf: Lisa, YOU were carried by some sort of large, intimidating bird of prey.
Lisa: ...Your point?
Rowlf: Well, if Robin was carried by a robin...
Lisa: ...Hush, you. <sigh> <stretches out and stares up at the sky> Roof, sweet roof...
Lisa: That too.
Leyla, RK, Hilda and newly rescued Jimmy, Wanda and a pristine Robot Piggy stare at the birds.
Leyla: Huh... well, that was easy.
RK: Don't know my own strength.
Robot PIggy: Nice view.
Hilda: What, with all the holes?
Robot Piggy: Wasn't looking at that view...
Hmmm... He must've taken Prawny's hand in marriage. No, not Prawny, just his hand. *Takes franks and beans for camp-style cookout for the people on the roof.
Joey: Someone mention me (or rather, my username-sake)?
*throws a grenade made of yogurt into the thread* *runs away*
*Bats grenade away with tennis racket from the balcony.
*throws sunshine and unicorns at Ed* BURN! ! =P
Mmm... Orange juice glazed unicorn burgers. *To roof: Hey Chef, fire up the grill!
*Starts making drinks with unicorn blood. Bottoms up and here's to eternal darkness.
*rolls her eyes* They weren't for you to eat. =P
*makes the unicorns huggle and poison him with their vomit inducing sweetness*
Then you shouldna have thrown 'em. *Keeps slicing off horns and hooves, prepping the meat for tonight's cookout. Hmm, too sweet... Might have to add some black pepper and extra helpings of garlic.
Unicorn: I wub you. O_O *immune to all of Ed's power*
... Quiet you. *Uses its own horn to continue slicing. *Seasons the cuts passing them to the Chef for barbecue cooking duties. Now then, for the potato salad...
Unicorn: I SAID, I WUB YOU! NOW BOW BEFORE ME! *kicks the Chef away and wreaks havoc*
*Strikes rogue unicorn down with dark lightningbolts. *Sniff. Spoiled meat. *Disposes of the carcass by means of feeding it to the necrotic beetles in one of the holes dug last night.
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