Muppet College Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed

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Lisa: Yes, a hand really isn't any good without an arm. Not that you should take that, either. Believe me, I comandeered an arm once in exchange for admission to some nook in cyberspace, and I STILL haven't the FAINTEST clue where to put. Ended up shipping it off to England.
 

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Ryan: ...*looks at stub* ...But... this is my croquet hand!
Gonzo: *head tilt at Lisa* What's that girl? Jimmy's stuck in a hole? Ohmigosh! *runs off herocially*
 

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Lisa: <examining Prawnie's arms> No no no. That's your CHESS hand. Entirely useless. The OTHER one is your croquet hand.
 

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<Leyla is tugging on Jimmy's outstretched hand>
Leyla: I told you not to drink all those milkshakes!
Jimmy: But they were on sale!
Leyla: HEAVE! Oh! Gonzo! Yes, he's... stuck in the hole. Could ya help pull?
 

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Rowlf: <still on the phone> Sure, Francs'll do. Or Pounds. But don't make too many of those, they're hard to lose...
 

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<Leyla and Robot Kermit and Hilda stare at Gonzo>
Leyla: You think we should tell him the hole is over here?
Hilda: No... just... let him pull.
 

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Ryan: Guys... hold on. I think Lisa's trying to tell us something.
Clifford: Huh. That's gotta hurt.
Ryan: No, no! She's telling us there's something stuck in the ground! Who, girl, who is it?
Clifford: I think it's Jimmy! Man, we've gotta hurry!
*both run off to the hole*
Gonzo: Hey guys, not THAT one! Over here! I think I'm making progress! *pulls out a treasure chest* *shrugs* *tosses it behind him*
 

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Lisa: <Darts after treasure chest> <opens it> <makes a funny face> <closes it> ...I don't know what that is. ...But it is not treasure. And it is not the thump-thump. ...Does this "Jimmy" chap happen to have any rum? <wanders after Clifford and Prawnie>
 

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Ryan: Lisa, don't just sit there! Come help us dig! We're making headway!
Gonzo: Speaking of which... *holds up T-Rex skull*
 

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Leyla, Hilda, and Robot Kermit are again very quiet>

Robot Kermit: There sure are a lot of holes around here.
Hilda: Yes, but not a lot of directional sense.
Leyla: Shh! *She'll* hear you! Hold tight, Jimmy! They'll eventually find the right hole!
Jimmy: Ah'm holdin' on as tight as ah kin!

Leyla, Hilda, and RK: .....

Hilda: So... you have been holding... tight... this whole time?
Jimmy: Yeah! A course! Ah been holding on since I got in the hole. The hole time.

Leyla, Hilda, and RK: .....

RK: You know, we could just... leave him there.
 
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