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Discussion in 'Games' started by theprawncracker, Aug 25, 2008.
Lisa: <leans against Prawnie> You really do take "lending a hand" a bit seriously, don't you, matey?
Zoot: I'll give it back if you give me Link. =P
*pokes Gonzo* O_O
<abruptly two ping pong ball eyes swimminng in a pool of rather dirty green felt appear from a newly opened tunnel in the ground, followed immediately by the head, torso, legs and flippers of Kermit the Robot Frog.. He peers around cheerfully, spots a worm looking relieved the rumblings have disrumbled, and promptly eats it.>
RK: Mmm... tastes just like mom scrounges.
<He crawls out into the open and turns back to help a bedraggled young woman out of the hole>
Leyla: I am not your mother, young robot frog! How many times have I told you to-
RK: So you see my point, toots?
Leyla: ... I'm glad you like the worms. Now, let's get everyone else out... Jimmy? Is that you? Wow, you're a mess. Here, let us help you-
<Hilda, seamstress extrodinaire, clambers out, looking offended>
Leyla: Oops... uh... that colour looks great on you, Hilda dear. Uh... heh. sorry.
RK: Time to look into those contacts, eh sweetheart?
Leyla: Hey, I brought you into this world, Kermit, and I can take you out again.
RK: Actually, I'm pretty sure you didn't. And I just took YOU out of the world, but if you'd like to go back in...
Leyla: <quickly>. I'll be good! <softly> Lousy, sassy, ungrateful rob- <catches him looking at her> uh... Robert...Parker, who was in grade 6 with me... yes.
<from inside the hole>
Jimmy: Kin someone git me outta this thing? Dem women folks is maighty fierce back there. Ah! Ah think somethin's got ma leg!
Ryan: *blinks at Lisa* *blinks at Zoot* Lisa, are you... *ahem* Never mind. Zoot, I don't KNOW where Link is!
Gonzo: Here's a hint: "Liiiiiiiiiiiink's iiiiiiiiiiiin Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!" Hahahaha!
Ryan: ...Can I just have my hand please?
Zoot: *hoarding it* Meh. Can I have Sam, then?
*nudges Gonzo, trying to get him to take her muzzle off*
Lisa: Yes, a hand really isn't any good without an arm. Not that you should take that, either. Believe me, I comandeered an arm once in exchange for admission to some nook in cyberspace, and I STILL haven't the FAINTEST clue where to put. Ended up shipping it off to England.
Sam: *eyes widen* ...Ryan, you wouldn't, would you? ! ?
Ryan: ...*looks from stub to Sam* ...But... this is my croquet hand!
Gonzo: *head tilt at Ailie* What's that girl? Jimmy's stuck in a hole? Ohmigosh! *runs off herocially*
Lisa: <examining Prawnie's arms> No no no. That's your CHESS hand. Entirely useless. The OTHER one is your croquet hand.
Zoot: ... *waits*
-_- *lies facedown on the floor*
<Leyla is tugging on Jimmy's outstretched hand>
Leyla: I told you not to drink all those milkshakes!
Jimmy: But they were on sale!
Leyla: HEAVE! Oh! Gonzo! Yes, he's... stuck in the hole. Could ya help pull?
Ryan: *blink* *looks at stub* Oh. You're right. Never mind then Zoot. No deal.
Sam: *heavy sigh of relief*
Ryan: However... if you can convince me I don't need Sam...
Sam: *eyes shoot open again* But you do need me! I am... the one who keeps your sanity!
Ryan: ...Then how did I lose it?
Sam: ...I plead the sixth.
Sam: You had FIVE sanities I needed to keep track of?
Gonzo: *pulls* *pulls out a root* Umm...
Zoot: Pleeeease? O_O
*banging her head into the floor*
Rowlf: <still on the phone> Sure, Francs'll do. Or Pounds. But don't make too many of those, they're hard to lose...
<Leyla and Robot Kermit and Hilda stare at Gonzo>
Leyla: You think we should tell him the hole is over here?
Hilda: No... just... let him pull.
Ryan: Zoot... hold on. I think Ailie's trying to tell us something.
Clifford: Huh. That's gotta hurt.
Ryan: No, no! She's telling us there's something stuck in the ground! Who, girl, who is it?
Clifford: I think it's Jimmy! Man, we've gotta hurry!
*both run off to the hole*
Gonzo: Hey guys, not THAT one! Over here! I think I'm making progress! *pulls out a treasure chest* *shrugs* *tosses it behind him*
Zoot: *watching them leave* ... *kidnaps Sam* <33
Lisa: <Darts after treasure chest> <opens it> <makes a funny face> <closes it> ...I don't know what that is. ...But it is not treasure. And it is not the thump-thump. ...Does this "Jimmy" chap happen to have any rum? <wanders after Clifford and Prawnie>
Sam: *tries to scream* *suffocated* *muffles*
Ryan: Ailie, don't just sit there! Come help us dig! We're making headway!
Gonzo: Speaking of which... *holds up T-Rex skull*
Zoot: *cuddles him*
*follows them, stiffly* >_> *falls in the hole*
Leyla, Hilda, and Robot Kermit are again very quiet>
Robot Kermit: There sure are a lot of holes around here.
Hilda: Yes, but not a lot of directional sense.
Leyla: Shh! *She'll* hear you! Hold tight, Jimmy! They'll eventually find the right hole!
Jimmy: Ah'm holdin' on as tight as ah kin!
Leyla, Hilda, and RK: .....
Hilda: So... you have been holding... tight... this whole time?
Jimmy: Yeah! A course! Ah been holding on since I got in the hole. The hole time.
Leyla, Hilda, and RK: .....
RK: You know, we could just... leave him there.
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