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Muppet College Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed

Discussion in 'Games' started by theprawncracker, Aug 25, 2008.

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  1. TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Lisa: <leans against Prawnie> You really do take "lending a hand" a bit seriously, don't you, matey?
  2. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Zoot: I'll give it back if you give me Link. =P

    *pokes Gonzo* O_O
  3. Leyla Member

    <abruptly two ping pong ball eyes swimminng in a pool of rather dirty green felt appear from a newly opened tunnel in the ground, followed immediately by the head, torso, legs and flippers of Kermit the Robot Frog.. He peers around cheerfully, spots a worm looking relieved the rumblings have disrumbled, and promptly eats it.>

    RK: Mmm... tastes just like mom scrounges.
    <He crawls out into the open and turns back to help a bedraggled young woman out of the hole>
    Leyla: I am not your mother, young robot frog! How many times have I told you to-
    RK: So you see my point, toots?
    Leyla: ... I'm glad you like the worms. Now, let's get everyone else out... Jimmy? Is that you? Wow, you're a mess. Here, let us help you-
    <Hilda, seamstress extrodinaire, clambers out, looking offended>
    Leyla: Oops... uh... that colour looks great on you, Hilda dear. Uh... heh. sorry.
    RK: Time to look into those contacts, eh sweetheart?
    Leyla: Hey, I brought you into this world, Kermit, and I can take you out again.
    RK: Actually, I'm pretty sure you didn't. And I just took YOU out of the world, but if you'd like to go back in...
    Leyla: <quickly>. I'll be good! <softly> Lousy, sassy, ungrateful rob- <catches him looking at her> uh... Robert...Parker, who was in grade 6 with me... yes.
    <from inside the hole>
    Jimmy: Kin someone git me outta this thing? Dem women folks is maighty fierce back there. Ah! Ah think somethin's got ma leg!
  4. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Ryan: *blinks at Lisa* *blinks at Zoot* Lisa, are you... *ahem* Never mind. Zoot, I don't KNOW where Link is!
    Gonzo: Here's a hint: "Liiiiiiiiiiiink's iiiiiiiiiiiin Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!" Hahahaha!
    Ryan: ...Can I just have my hand please?
  5. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Zoot: *hoarding it* Meh. Can I have Sam, then?

    *nudges Gonzo, trying to get him to take her muzzle off*
  6. TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Lisa: Yes, a hand really isn't any good without an arm. Not that you should take that, either. Believe me, I comandeered an arm once in exchange for admission to some nook in cyberspace, and I STILL haven't the FAINTEST clue where to put. Ended up shipping it off to England.
  7. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Sam: *eyes widen* ...Ryan, you wouldn't, would you? ! ?
    Ryan: ...*looks from stub to Sam* ...But... this is my croquet hand!
    Gonzo: *head tilt at Ailie* What's that girl? Jimmy's stuck in a hole? Ohmigosh! *runs off herocially*
  8. TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Lisa: <examining Prawnie's arms> No no no. That's your CHESS hand. Entirely useless. The OTHER one is your croquet hand.
  9. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Zoot: ... *waits*

    -_- *lies facedown on the floor*
  10. Leyla Member

    <Leyla is tugging on Jimmy's outstretched hand>
    Leyla: I told you not to drink all those milkshakes!
    Jimmy: But they were on sale!
    Leyla: HEAVE! Oh! Gonzo! Yes, he's... stuck in the hole. Could ya help pull?
  11. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Ryan: *blink* *looks at stub* Oh. You're right. Never mind then Zoot. No deal.
    Sam: *heavy sigh of relief*
    Ryan: However... if you can convince me I don't need Sam...
    Sam: *eyes shoot open again* But you do need me! I am... the one who keeps your sanity!
    Ryan: ...Then how did I lose it?
    Sam: ...I plead the sixth.
    Ryan: Fifth.
    Sam: You had FIVE sanities I needed to keep track of?

    Gonzo: *pulls* *pulls out a root* Umm...
  12. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Zoot: Pleeeease? O_O

    *banging her head into the floor*
  13. TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Rowlf: <still on the phone> Sure, Francs'll do. Or Pounds. But don't make too many of those, they're hard to lose...
  14. Leyla Member

    <Leyla and Robot Kermit and Hilda stare at Gonzo>
    Leyla: You think we should tell him the hole is over here?
    Hilda: No... just... let him pull.
  15. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Ryan: Zoot... hold on. I think Ailie's trying to tell us something.
    Clifford: Huh. That's gotta hurt.
    Ryan: No, no! She's telling us there's something stuck in the ground! Who, girl, who is it?
    Clifford: I think it's Jimmy! Man, we've gotta hurry!
    *both run off to the hole*
    Gonzo: Hey guys, not THAT one! Over here! I think I'm making progress! *pulls out a treasure chest* *shrugs* *tosses it behind him*
  16. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Zoot: *watching them leave* ... *kidnaps Sam* <33

    ... -_-
  17. TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Lisa: <Darts after treasure chest> <opens it> <makes a funny face> <closes it> ...I don't know what that is. ...But it is not treasure. And it is not the thump-thump. ...Does this "Jimmy" chap happen to have any rum? <wanders after Clifford and Prawnie>
  18. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Sam: *tries to scream* *suffocated* *muffles*
    Ryan: Ailie, don't just sit there! Come help us dig! We're making headway!
    Gonzo: Speaking of which... *holds up T-Rex skull*
  19. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Zoot: *cuddles him*

    *follows them, stiffly* >_> *falls in the hole*
  20. Leyla Member

    Leyla, Hilda, and Robot Kermit are again very quiet>

    Robot Kermit: There sure are a lot of holes around here.
    Hilda: Yes, but not a lot of directional sense.
    Leyla: Shh! *She'll* hear you! Hold tight, Jimmy! They'll eventually find the right hole!
    Jimmy: Ah'm holdin' on as tight as ah kin!

    Leyla, Hilda, and RK: .....

    Hilda: So... you have been holding... tight... this whole time?
    Jimmy: Yeah! A course! Ah been holding on since I got in the hole. The hole time.

    Leyla, Hilda, and RK: .....

    RK: You know, we could just... leave him there.
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