Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Katzi428]

*Floyd finally gets it.* OH. *still leaning out the window drops a water balloon on Ernie and runs off*

*meanwhile I run outside and begin building a fortress* FLOYD!!! GET MORE BALLOONS!!!

Oh Alex dear?There's a surprise waiting for you in PMs!

Here Ernie...have a fresh towel giving Ernie a dry towel

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Alex: Wow! Was that really Richard Hunt?!? Or was I just seeing things. Oh my gosh I'm going crazy, aren't I?!?

Floyd: Hey, man. Don't worry bout it. Like I see things all the time!

Alex: Oh my gosh I hope I'm going crazy!

MN: No, Alex, you're not going crazy. That was in fact Richard Hunt's spirit you saw flying out of here. He drops in from time to time, don't you know...and we need to get Jim to come in more often.
Storyteller: But good grief, look at all those water balloon fights going on here. Look what he's started.
Nora: Brr...do they have overheated brains, too?
MN: No, just not enough time on their hands.
Nora: (shiver) Richard, you still owe me that towel...(a nice thick bath towel suddenly drops on her head) Thank you. (wraps up in it)
MN: Yeah, maybe it's wise for us to hold off on the water balloon fights. It's somewhere in the 50s outside, I think...it's this capricious April weather.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ernie: *dries off* Thanks Kathy. Think we should get them back?

 

[Katzi428]

Ernie: *dries off* Thanks Kathy. Think we should get them back?

Well...I got Alex back already. I splattered her face with ahem 1 cherrrryyyyy piiiieeee!!! She definitely didn't expect that!Ain't I a stinker?
We'll get Floyd back when he least expects it. I'll get back to you on it. Meanwhile I'm going to bed. I'm tired! Nite Ernie.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ernie: *waves* Good night Kathy! Sleep well!
Ryan: Ernie, there you are! Where ya been?
Ernie: *shrug* I went for a walk.
Ryan: What happened?
Ernie: I got all washed up. Khekhekhe!

 

[Erine81981]

Oscar why not give us a song to sing.

Oscar: I don't wanna. I hate singing.

Herry: Then why do you sing about trash?

Telly: He's got you there Oscar.

Oscar: I'll give you a song
That I think is tops:
If you keep up this racket,
I'm calling the cops!

(music starts)
Me: Oh, Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here
Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here

All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow
Gonna sing some singalongs anyhow
Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here

Herry: Oh yeah
Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here
Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here

All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow
Gonna strum our banjos anyhow
Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here

Maurice: Now Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here
Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here

All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow
Gonna play our piano anyhow
Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here

Telly: Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here
Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here

All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow
Gonna do some drumming anyhow
Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here

FilFil: Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here
Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here

All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow
Gonna do some singalong singing anyhow
Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here!

(spoken)
Oscar: Very funny, very funny *door slams*

Herry: I hope we didn't hurt Oscar's feelings.

Everyone looks at each other and laughs about it.

 

[The Count]

*Count's voiceover: MC Dorms vere brought to you by the letter K for Kermit and Kathy and one thousand... And by the number 14, meaning how many thousands of posts Ed now has. If only... Ah vell, he's vorking on it as ve spook. Just needs to talk vith a few forum friends to see if it's the fright path to take.
Sleep vell my friends.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *dragging her Animal and Beaker plushes up the stairs* G'nite everyone.

 

[The Count]

And good morning to all. We might have some new folks joining the dorms today, be on the lookout.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Sorry I haven't been around much for you guys to play with
Red: It's ok
Wanda: We know you have that concert this weekend
Beth: I'll be glad when it's over
Big Bird: But don't you like to sing?
Beth: Oh I do, trust me, but it'll be nice to have a break, not have anything going on, you know?
Red: I understand
Cookie: We go to concert?
Beth: Sure, but no eating the programs if you get bored
Cookie: Me will be on best behavior
Beth: Cool