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Discussion in 'Feedback' started by theprawncracker, Jan 5, 2008.
...She thinks outside the box this one. I'm promoting you to Brigadeer General! ...Whatever that is!
I prefer to think inside the box. It's safe and warm... if only it were plated with MC merch.
YAY! I'm a Brigadeer General, whatever that is! <Continues picketting in Fraggle Rock> MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE!
Perhaps I should someone to picket Sesame Street... Bryan! You're off sentry duty and on Sesame duty!
Could someone tell me how to get to Sesame street?
You're not going to Sesame Street! You think I'm crazy enough to let you and Telly associate? Think of the worrying you'll instill in him with all this death talk! You, you I'm sending to Canada! Picket your heart out!
Yes. You take two lefts, a right, and another left, and when you can't go any further, turn around, and you're there! Now then, if you'll excuse me. <Ahem> MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! Oh, hi, Convincing John. Wanna help us convince everyone that we should have Muppet Central merchandise? What's that? I should wear plastic cups on my ears? Well, if you say so...
But I'm already IN Canada!
Oh well... Let me get my winter coat on...
*looking through binoculars* It appears Lisa's position in Fraggle Rock has been compromised...
Zany: You can see Fraggle Rock through those?
Yes. When did you get here?
Zany: I'm always here.
Sh! You'll envoke a song cue, you fool!
*Walks away... quietly...*
(Salutes and gets hit with a muffin missle, then tips over)
Private First Class Layla! Your now on Snowth duty! Capture and detain the Snowth! GO!
*falls to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He... he was our only hope!
<Wearing cups on ears> MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE!
*thinks* You know, Zany, since Lisa has those cups on her ears we can say anything we want about her.
Zany: ...What do we want to say about her?
...She needs a haircut!
OH GEE! YOU CAUGHT ME AT A BAD TIME! IT SURE IS LATE! I BETTER GET TO BED! RIGHT NOW! GOOD NIGHT!
*Pretends to go to bed, but will actually be online for another hour or two, ignoring everyone else*
*blinks at Snowth comment* Zany?
Zany: *stuffs Snowth in a barrel*
Sir, yes, sir! Excuse me, Mr. Polar Bear, have you seen a Snowth? What's that? Oh! Great idea!
Ahem. Mahna Mahna!
Snowths: Do doo do do do!
Come back here you rascals!
*looking through binoculars at Layla* Hmm... well, at least she's keeping busy.
Zany: What should I do about the barrel?
*sits on barrel* You say something?
Anything Muppet Boy: (runs up to me clapping his hands) I believe in BEAR-ies!
Me: (I wake up) Thanks, kid. (pushes him aside) I'm off to Sesame Street to picket.
AM Boy: Pick what?
*wipes tear from eye* *salutes Bry as he heads toward Sesame Street* God speed my friend... and if you ever find out how to get to Sesame Street... write directions down.
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