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Official Muppet Central Merchandise: Could it Happen?

Discussion in 'Feedback' started by theprawncracker, Jan 5, 2008.

  1. BEAR

    BEAR Well-Known Member

    You can get there by car, bus, train... Me? I'm going by magic carpet ride because every door will open wide to happy people like you! (hops on magic carpet and sails off):p
  2. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Was a magic carpet in our budget?
    Zany: I don't think so.
    ...That's coming out of his paycheck then.
  3. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    <Wearing plastic cups on ears, dancing around, and singing- Fraggle Rock is rubbing off> MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! WULLA WULLA!
  4. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Sniffs. Why does something have to be wished death upon? What did anything ever do to you? In response, I say...

    Oh yeah, and more MC merch. *Tunes in to MC Radio to get transmissions from special correspondant Private Swanson.
    There are covert messages hidden in his broadcasts. You just have to know how to listen to them.
    What's that? No, send Commander Prawn our status via cue card. It's easier... It's simpler... It's cheaper.
  5. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    ... Uh, Commander Prawn?
    *Prods him with family heirloom nagging stick.

    *Looks up. Huh? Yay! 175H!
    *Flees to light penguin cannons.
  6. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    *Is still online, but ignores everyone else by pretending to be "busy"*
  7. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Triggers a cannon accidentally. Blasts Snowths with a Section 8.
  8. anytimepally

    anytimepally Well-Known Member

    I, for one, would LOVE a MC refrigerator! :crazy:
  9. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Ah-ha! Private Randall! Splendid, splendid. Secure the MC Radio airwaves and start distributing our propaganda cleverly snuck in with each MUP3 requested from your personal provisions.

    We will get MC merchandise!
  10. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    *Ignores everyone else*
  11. BEAR

    BEAR Well-Known Member

    (On Sesame Street...Holding a sign marching up and down the street)

    Ernie: What are you doing?


    Ernie: Can I help?


    Ernie: Okay! (runs off and comes back with a hammer, nails and white 2X4 and starts working)

    What are you doing?

    Ernie: Picketing.

    Well...what is that?

    Ernie: A picket fence! Khekhekhe!
  12. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Examines Prawny and the lack of his posting here. He's dead Jim. What? How am I supposed to bring him back to life? I'm a pseudo-doctor, not a short order chef!
    OK, I'll go call him. Hey Uncle Deadly! We need your lightning touch!
  13. Fragglemuppet

    Fragglemuppet Well-Known Member

    Ooh, ooh, where do I sign up? I believe in the cause; I rully do! Muppet ! Muppet Central Merchandise!Central merchandise!
  14. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Oh... What a lovely singing voice. Private Kate, you're on, no not KP... You get over there with Randall and get our message out to the masses. Oh yeah... And until Private Layla returns, you're all on Snowth duty. Bye.
    *Disappears downwards into oblivion secret rabbit hole bunker.
  15. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    I'm on board! Pick me! Pick me!
  16. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Whatnot goes off to pick Beth... With pick in hand ready to strike.
    No! You get back here with that! Sorry, they're a bit too-literal minded sometimes.

    OK, since Commander Prawny has apparently abandoned his own erm, command... Private Beth, you're in charge of the coffee mugs and muffins. Now uh, could you please refill mine with hot chocolate? Thank you.
  17. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    It just so happens coffee mugs and muffins are my specialty! *fills Ed's mug with hot cocoa and her own with vanilla latte* Ok, we got your chocolate chip muffins, your blueberry muffins, cinnamon strussel, bran, honey nut, strawberry, apple, and corn muffins!
  18. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    *Continues to ignore everyone*

    Boy oh boy, I sure do have a lot to do, I better go so I can get stuff done!

    *Pretends to leave, but stays online*
  19. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    <wearing cups on ears, dancing around and singing, possibly growing a tail...?> <Has perhaps been in Fraggle Rock too long...> MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! WULLA WULLA! MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHAAAANDIIIISE!
  20. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Sends telepath message to Brigadeer General Lisa... Infiltrate "Gorg's Garden". Seek the oracle known as "Trash Heap". She'll tell you to get a move on... And go with the flow... Over to your next assignment in picketing for MC merchandise. Memorize this message... It will make one of your minds self-destruct in...

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