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Discussion in 'Feedback' started by theprawncracker, Jan 5, 2008.
*Continues ignoring everyone*
Hmm, somehow, I don't think this is working the way it should be...
You know what would be cool? T-shirts you could customize, it would say Muppet Central on the front and then our username and member number on the back. (There's a list with what order we joined right?) Or something like that anyway.
*Continues to offer beverages and goodies to the picketers. Starts whipping up a batch of radish muffins for Lisa the Fraggle.*
Ooh! Do you happen to have fresh-cooked slimy okra spears? Yeah, if you go to your user profile and check the URL for it, you'll find your member join number at the very end. That's not a bad idea Private Beth... Seems that Ken Lilly guy did this once with bowling shirts of some sort for his CMX site. MC member-named shirts. Yes, you've managed to fall into our fold. Along with the fluff required. You're now promoted to Chief Lieutenant. Your next assignment, find our missing socks.
*Dispatches radish muffins to Lisa Fraggle via MRE shipment.
Ah, Cadet Eduardo, how lovely of you to look after the troops while I was... away.
Zany: He was asleep.
...*stuffs Zany in barrel with Snowth*
Zany: *looks at Snowth* *extends flipper* Hi, I'm Zany.
Zany: For a second there I thought you'd ignore me... so how's the food in this barrel?
*Emerges from Fraggle-hole. Huh? Prawny came back? Come on! Last one into the swimming hole is a rotten Gorg! So, did anybody remember to get Manny's Land of Carpets to advertise our new MC logo fabric patches? Oh well... Do it for me, do it for yourself, do it for... Muppet Central Merchandise!
...*blink* Cadet Eduardo, why are you swimming while we're supposed to be on duty?
Aw, no, I wouldn't ignore anyone who would ignore me on MSN!
As for the food... have you ever heard of "Custodian's Surprise"?
Zany: Hmm... can't say I have. Got any on ya? I'm starved.
Hey... You get your message across your way... I'll get it across my way. But then again, all ways lead to the one way as a sage Fraggle would say. Besides, you know it's a Fraggle's duty to have fun. So come on Prawny... *Squirts him with water pistol, then scurries off to go get some Doozersticks with new MC flavor.
*frowns* Alright, it's on. Right after I have waffles from my new, shiny, MC waffle iron!
No, believe me, even if you were DESPERATE, you'd rather eat garbage that eat this rich, yellowish-greenish, goopy, slop!
Uh-oh! Look out! Brigadeer General Lisa, nooooooo!
*Hears MC waffle iron used to waffle Prawny. Shillin' is as easy as breathin'.
Zany: ...Any idea where I can get garbage then?
*eats MC waffles*
Check with Oscar the Grouch.
Zany: Hmm... can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street then?
*washes dishes and waffle iron with MC dish soap*
Yeah, you head up north, hang a right due east, then you have to travel a little ways until you get to this really, big city called New York City, then you got to go a little south to look for the suburb of Queens, then take a left and head west a little ways until you come to this subway station, you take the subway and head to Astoria, you get to Astoria, then you have to take a taxi cab back north for about fifteen minutes, look for a string of brownstone apartment buildings, that's where you'll get off, then head down the sidewalk a ways and it'll take you into Sesame Street.
(A magic carpet-with a GPS system-lands on Zany, with a note reading, "Guess someone wasn't paying attention")
Zany: *reads note* Oh, sorry, Ryan must've heard you say that, not me. We look the same sometimes. ...How did a magic carpet get inside this barrel?
Ryan: *yawns* *takes nap on MC recliner*
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