Official Muppet Central Merchandise: Could it Happen?

[BEAR]

*wipes tear from eye* *salutes Bry as he heads toward Sesame Street* God speed my friend... and if you ever find out how to get to Sesame Street... write directions down.

You can get there by car, bus, train... Me? I'm going by magic carpet ride because every door will open wide to happy people like you! (hops on magic carpet and sails off)

 

[theprawncracker]

Was a magic carpet in our budget?
Zany: I don't think so.
...That's coming out of his paycheck then.

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Wearing plastic cups on ears, dancing around, and singing- Fraggle Rock is rubbing off> MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! MUUUUPPET CENTRAL MEEEERCHANDISE! WULLA WULLA!

 

[The Count]

*Sniffs. Why does something have to be wished death upon? What did anything ever do to you? In response, I say...
PIES TO THE LAYLA!

Oh yeah, and more MC merch. *Tunes in to MC Radio to get transmissions from special correspondant Private Swanson.
There are covert messages hidden in his broadcasts. You just have to know how to listen to them.
What's that? No, send Commander Prawn our status via cue card. It's easier... It's simpler... It's cheaper.

 

[The Count]

... Uh, Commander Prawn?
*Prods him with family heirloom nagging stick.

*Looks up. Huh? Yay! 175H!
*Flees to light penguin cannons.

 

[D'Snowth]

*Is still online, but ignores everyone else by pretending to be "busy"*

 

[The Count]

*Triggers a cannon accidentally. Blasts Snowths with a Section 8.

 

[anytimepally]

I, for one, would LOVE a MC refrigerator!

 

[The Count]

Ah-ha! Private Randall! Splendid, splendid. Secure the MC Radio airwaves and start distributing our propaganda cleverly snuck in with each MUP3 requested from your personal provisions.

We will get MC merchandise!

 

[D'Snowth]

*Ignores everyone else*