RPG: The Search for Skeeter

[theprawncracker]

Come on is that all you got! Hokay?

Pepe 2: I've been fighting better than you!

No way!

Pepe 2: Yes way!

No way!

(This continues for a few minutes)

Hokay, Hokay. Why don't we just talk about someting we have in common Hokay?

Pepe 2: Fine what do like?

Ladies what else?

Pepe 2: Oh perfect let's talk about de ladies, just not Ms. Piggy.

Hokay sounds good.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Fozzie: So you think you're funnier than me do you?
Fozzie 2: This rubber chicken is funnier than you!
Fozzie: Oh yeah?
Fozzie 2: Yeah!
Fozzie: Yeah?
Fozzie 2: Yeah!

*they continue back and forth just saying yeah over and over again getting louder and louder*

 

[G-MAN]

Gonzo 1 and 2: (At the same time) i'm the real Gonzo, no I am, no I am, etc.
Then finally
Gonzo 1: (Lightbulb overhead) Wait a second, Scooter, ask me a question, that only I would know.
Gonzo 2: (Rolls eyes)

 

[Beauregard]

Gonzo, I'll ask a questian only you would know. Why did the Puppeteer give us a last challenge?

Scooter-2: What are you talking about? There was no Puppeteer. It was a dream.

Scooter: Huh?

Scooter-2: Forget him. And fight, we MUST kill you all so we can move into the real world and no longer be your slaves. Unless you'll hapily surrender and become our mirror-slaves having to copy us so we can be free instead.

Scooter: Why does that sound familiar?

 

[Erine81981]

Animal: *looks around at his friends fighting* Help friends!
Animal 2: Got it. *starts running after Scooter 2* AHAHAGJGHA HA HA GHAGKAGHGHAHGHAG!!!!

Animal: YOU BAD REFLECTIONS! *runs after other reflections*
Animal 2: WEIRDO! WEIRDO!

 

[christyb]

Scooter: Why does that sound familiar?

Kermit: Easy, this is all an illusion. These characters aren't realy real. They're just projections like the Puppeteer was. Watch.

*walks over to Kermit2 and reaches out. hand goes right through*

Kermit: It's all a mind game.

Kermit2: Mind game this. *tries to tackle Kermit, but kermit hops out of the way.*

Kermit: You're gonna hafta be faster than that if you want to catch this amphiban.

 

[Beauregard]

Scooter: Scooter...do you remeber another reflection that used to stand beside you?

Scooter-2: Skeeter.

Scooter: Do you know where she is?

Scooter-2: Finish this chalenge, show me what to do, and you will find her.

 

[christyb]

Kermit: *Stops hopping around* What did you say??
Kermit2: He said Skeeter, now hold still.
Kermit: *keeps moving but talking* Do you have any idea how we can get to Skeeter? Or at least he reflection? We'd gladly pay for any information. *to kermit2* Would you cut it out? My flippers are getting tired.

 

[Beauregard]

Scooter: Boss, I just thought of something.


Scooter-2: You will never rescue Skeeter.

Scooter: Boss, if this is just an illusion...

Scooter-2: It's not. But we reflections are slaves of your mind, therefore we are not entirly stable and you can move through us.

Scooter: Oh.

Scooter-2: But our swords arn't.

*swings sword. It skims by Scooter shoulder, bearly scratching it*

Scooter: Ouch. Boss, he's right. And there's I think there's only one way to stop this now.

Scooter-2: Yes, once you are dead, or volenteer to give in and be oiur reflection slaves.

 

[christyb]

*Kermit2 is still trying to tackle Kermit, Kermit stops and gets dragged to the ground*

Kermit: He's right. And you're right too Scooter. I give up! You win....