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Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by TogetherAgain, Oct 23, 2006.

  1. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Oh, I like to know what my other half is doing. I never know what my own half is doing, so I try to compensate.
  2. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Ooh! World history? That mean we can start nagging for another chapter of Muppets Beat Time?
    Huh, huh? *Nag, nag, nag.
  3. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Well I'm not compensating, I'm concentrating. Now if you'll please...WAIT! Don't leave! Misery loves company!!

    Missouri: You rang?

    ...What a lame joke.
  4. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    MISERY!!!!!!!!!! My specialty. <plops down> What should we be miserable about? Homework? Stories? Being members of the KTA? Having imaginary crushes but no love life? Getting nagged? That inexplicable need to seriously injure our favorite characters? ...The utter lack of penguins in this muffin-ziffel-fest?...
  5. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Penguin: You rang?
    *Penguin with cue card: Company!

    No, that's wrong... *Penguin shuffles through deck, finding... More story!
  6. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    <Giggles> That's better- penguins! You know there was a girl at school today dressed up as a penguin? And someone else was a cow, and there was a banana, a couple pirates...
  7. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    You two are completely crazy. Everyone knows penguins don't carry cue cards...

    *penguins run in and attack me with cue cards*

    ...I lay corrected...
  8. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    <Giggles> Indeed you do! Let's see, what do these cue cards say... <head tilt> They say.... <squints> BOOO!

    ...<Ahem> Sorry Penguins, we all ready did that tonight...
  9. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Good grief, it's a waddling gag...
  10. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Yeth? Have you tried Harry Krishna?

    Penguin: Who you callin' waddling?
  11. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    I'm callin' you waddlin' you waddlin' duck wanabee! ...Sorry, I get a little angered when doing homework...
  12. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Eduardo: Let him have it! Bill, bill, bill!!!
    *Penguins attack Ryan with their bills. Zany: We'll have to thank Camilla for teaching us these moves at her new class. Oh yeah, next up's Melissa... She owes us some more story about the...
    Eduardo: Shhh... We don't talk about that in front of her.
  13. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Penguin 1: DUCK WANNABEE! I am NOT a DUCK WANNABEE! That's my cousin, Quack III.
    Penguin 2: And Quack IV wants to be a deer!

    A dear what?
  14. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    *cringing on the floor, wringing in penguin-induced pain* A dear nurse to heal these many wounds...Ow...
  15. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    <Head tilt> Maybe next time we should order a few less penguins... Oh, we didn't specify an amount? ...Maybe next time we should... Did you want a bandage, Prawnie?
  16. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    ...Yes...Please...I'm no Gonzo you know...I just live with him.
  17. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    <Getting a bandage> Really? I coulda sworn he was your Muppet-at-Heart... So wouldn't that make you, um... Some percentage Gonzo? And I would be half of that percentage,whatever it is...
  18. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Well, Gonzo has about a quarter of my heart, then Uncle D., Boober, and Bunsen. So technically, Gonzo has a quarter of my heart, while another is dead, and another is clean as heck, and the other may be running on nuclear power...I'm not sure.
  19. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    ...Which would make MY heart one EIGHTH... Um, all of that... Wait, if one EIGHT of my heart and one FOURTH of your heart is dead, then how the heck are we dead enough to have a ghost?
  20. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    *blink* Well you're forgetting the torture...Between me to you, you to me, and Leyla to all of us, I'm surprised any of us are actually alive...And if one fourth of my heart is dead and an eight of yours is too, then wouldn't a fourth plus an eight equal a sixth or something anyway?


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