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Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by TogetherAgain, Oct 23, 2006.

  1. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Have fun figuring that out... As if you didn't have nough math omework.

    OK... Got the bandages, now where's the patient?
    Could've sworn he was fright here under the sheets.
    Like, oh no... Dr. Bob's losing his patients again.
    And losing my patients only makes me mad.
    Well, that's what losing your patience means.
    No, that's what makes me mad.
    Like look out! Mad dog!
    Ooh, never say that in front of a dog that's operating.
    What would a dog be operating on anyway?
    How to dig up a bone.

    Tune in next time when you'll hear Nurse Janice saaaaaay:
    Like can we have that dog dig a hole?
    Why?
    Like because this sketch's dead and we need to bury it.
  2. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Oh, right, the torture... How many times have we stabbed each other in the heart? I've lost count...
  3. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    That's why Ed's here, he's got the name and the roomie. Ed, if you will?
  4. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Oh, is THAT why he's here? I was starting to think we had a third half! ...Um, don't ask... Yes, Ed, please?
  5. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Well, I could always call Scooter, I mean, after all, somebody has to keep the numbers. ;)
  6. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    That's true, you could call Scooter. He's at the boarding house, isn't he? Do you need the number? Do you need a translator? Usually Chef answers...
  7. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    I thought Bunsen was still fixing that translator...Didn't some attractive young seamstress' voice come on?
  8. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Hey... Don't look at me. Haven't been able to get in on those torture line sessions. Better go get Scooter, or ask your third half and devoted disciple better known as Layla.
  9. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    So we DO have a third half! I thought so... Though I could've sworn she was my mentor. Wait, no- she's my protege. I'm the mentor. Or... something like that. ...I'll call Scooter. ...Um... Where'd I put my cell phone?...
  10. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Hey Lisa! You here that? We have a devoted disciple! ...Do you think she does laundry?
  11. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Oh, I hope so! I've got a load in the wash right now! ...Although, if we wanna cure one of those things on the list of possible misery, shouldn't we aim for "Love in a Laundromat?" <shrug> Just an idea...
  12. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Well if Leyla's in the laundromat you know that there'll be love there...I mean she IS our ushy gushy disciple...Wait, do we even have any more disciples?
  13. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    How should I know? I didn't even know we had this one!
  14. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Well don't you pay attention?! Or at even half attention? ...Or attention to half of what we talk about? Hmm, I think I'll go put up flyers for more disciples...
  15. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    I would pay attention, but I can't afford it. Ooh, flyers! Fun! I'll print them off in a bunch of different colors! Like red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and polka and peach and ruby and olive and violet and gold and chocolate and rose and cream and crimson and silver and white and purple and grape and pink and orange and blue!
  16. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    ...Where are we gonna get a polka colored paper? ...I'm not going to Scandanavia to dance the polka all over your crazy colored flyer...
  17. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    How 'bout a waltz, then? Did you know that you can waltz to "The Rainbow Connection"?
  18. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    I did not know that...Hey Leyla, would you put on "Rainbow"? I wanna see this waltz...Oh, and go on and bring Jimmy and Hilda in here too. I don't know how well half dancing with my other half would work out...
  19. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    GEVALEWAH do you HAVE to get Jimmy?.... <whimpers> Besides, I'm no good at dancing with a partner... That happens when you teach yourself to dance by memorizing Dirty Dancing... <shifty eyes> Um...
  20. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    *blink blink* MOVING ON...Leyla, why don't you put in "Can You Picture That?" instead...I think it may be safer for all of us.


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