The "Byron & Chasity" Journal

[sarah_yzma]

sad thing is i almost clicked on it....maybe i should think before i click...

Sarah

 

[Billy's Girl]

Originally posted by Luke
What happened - did they run out of Moose ?

No - the moose is no longer loose cos they caught it and turned it into hamburgers!!!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by radionate
I wasn't suggesting you cut your own hair. That would make you look sillier and dumber then you already are.

I wouldn't go bragging about having an unibrow though. That is unattractive to the ladies. Most guys don't have things waxed anyway. They take care of it themselves privately.

I don't brag about that, I brag about escapin' it!

And call me lazy, but I know I'm not the only guy who lets women do it for 'em...

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
Oh. Sounded like you were agreeing that he weighed more than you do, which I wouldn't point out to folks. Heck, I bet "I" even weigh more than you do.

How much DO you weigh?

Nooo! Nononooooo...I meant that as in, Chris knows I'm rully tall and rully slim (can't say "skinny" anymore cause I workout now, and am gettin' some definition, ), so he knew he was right.

And I weigh a certain amount.

 

[Billy's Girl]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man


And call me lazy, but I know I'm not the only guy who lets women do it for 'em...

So much could be read into that Byron.

Especially a girl who is sitting in a huge house all by herself (for an entire week!) and has nothing else to occupy her mind with

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
I bothered.

HAA!!

You are SO funnee!!

Originally posted by Queen of !!!
Especially a girl who is sitting in a huge house all by herself (for an entire week!) and has nothing else to occupy her mind with

You could always throw a party...

 

[Billy's Girl]

i am tonight!!!

Everybody is welcome to come and trash my parents house

 

[sarah_yzma]

ok..can i get directions from OK????

Sarah

 

[Billy's Girl]

Okay

go to the airport. Get on NZ plane. Fly approx 12 hours to Auckland. Get on another plane and fly for one hour to Wellington. Drive two hours to Stokes Valley.

could you pick us up some cheap drink in 'Duty Free'?

 

[sarah_yzma]

hmmm i would but if have i only have enough skymiles to get me to the next town, then I guess they throw me out of the plane...

Sarah