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The corny joke thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kiki, Dec 3, 2006.

  1. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    What did one ghost say to the other when they got into a car?
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    Buckle your sheet belt!

    *Chortles, looks around, then stops*...I'm sorry.
  2. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    So what's the difference between boogers and rice pudding?

    Who the heck eats rice pudding?
  3. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    What kinds of roads do ghosts haunt?
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    Dead ends!
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  4. Mary Louise

    Mary Louise Active Member

    What did Ernie say when Bert asked if he wanted ice cream?

    "Sherbet!"

    (If you don't get it, say it out loud!)
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  5. Gonzo's Hobbit

    Gonzo's Hobbit Well-Known Member

    Lol, that's great.

    Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulphur, Sodium and Phosphorus walk into a bar. Oh Snap!

    (you have to be a chemistry nerd to get it)
  6. Muppet fan 123

    Muppet fan 123 Well-Known Member

  7. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    A guy goes into the Doctors office and the Dr. said "I got good news and bad news" The guys says "What's the good news?" and the Dr. says "We're gonna name a disease after you"

    Daniel
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  8. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" Doctor says, "I don't have time for bad jokes, there are Cybermen in the basement!"

    ...don't hit me. :o
  9. Gonzo's Hobbit

    Gonzo's Hobbit Well-Known Member

    I just got that after staring at it a few seconds. At first I thought it was like one of those anti-jokes my sister keeps telling me, where the end has nothing to do with the set up.

    But once I got it, it was funny.
  10. Dominicboo1

    Dominicboo1 Well-Known Member

    What would Santa's reindeers rather be?

    Dancers!
  11. beakerboy12

    beakerboy12 Well-Known Member

    The corny joke thread? Aw, shucks! I love corny jokes!
  12. Speed Tracer

    Speed Tracer Well-Known Member

    A Star Wars joke I'm a big fan of...

    Why did Anakin turn to the dark side?

    It was all the rage!
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  13. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    What do you call a bear with earmuffs on?

    Cold. :)
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  14. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    A duck walks into a bar and he says "Got any duck food?"
    Bartender says, "No, we don't serve ducks here, you're gonna have to get out of here"
    Duck leaves, comes back an hour later and says "Got any duck food?"
    Bartender says "No, and I told you we don't SERVE ducks here, now scram"
    Duck leaves, comes back an hour later saying "Got any duck food?"
    Bartender says "NO, now I'm telling you for the last time, we don't serve ducks here, and if you come back in here, I'll nail your beak to the bar"
    Duck leaves, comes back an hour later and says "Got any nails?"
    Bartender says "No", so the duck says "Got any duck food?"

    Daniel
  15. KirbTreelo05

    KirbTreelo05 Active Member

    My brother bought "Marvel v.s. Capcom 3" over the winter break and we ended up making some material with Ryu:

    (Say Ryu's eating something like a plate of cookies...)
    Some Random Character: Hey, Ryu, can I have one?
    Ryu: SUUUUREYOUCAN!

    And...

    Who is Ryu's favorite Jackson sibling?

    LaTOYA! :laugh:
  16. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    So this simple-minded country boy walks in and says he needs to use the bathroom, specifically number two, but there's a problem: there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.

    So the other guy tells him to just use a dollar instead. Good idea, the country boy things. Ten minutes later, he finally comes out of the bathroom, a foul smell following him, and others see his hands covered in poop. "What happened?" The other guy asked. "Didn't I tell you to use a dollar?" "Yeah, but I didn't have one," the country boy said, "so instead I used three quarters, a dime, and two nickels."
  17. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    Guy goes into a Dr's office
    Dr says "I have good news, and bad news"
    Guy goes "What's the good news?"
    Dr. says "We're gonna name a disease after you"

    Daniel
  18. fuzzygobo

    fuzzygobo Well-Known Member

    One day a lunatic escaped from the asylum, ran to a house of ill repute, and went to bed with a prostitute. The next day the newspaper headline read:

    NUT BOLTS AND SCREWS!!!!
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  19. fuzzygobo

    fuzzygobo Well-Known Member

    You wanna drive Chuck Norris crazy? Tell him to go to his round house and sit in the corner!
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  20. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    Why did the elephant wear a striped shirt?

    Because it didn't want to be spotted! Wocka, wocka, wocka!


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