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The corny joke thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kiki, Dec 3, 2006.

  1. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    A Street Fighter pun:
    Ryu's Son: Dad, can I have a snack?

    For those who don't get it, Shoryuken is a move in the game. It's a play on words due to how they are pronounced similar.
  2. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    Celebrity Name Puns:

  3. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    How to friend zone someone?

    You've got a friend in me.... You've got a friend in me...
  4. ErinAardvark

    ErinAardvark Well-Known Member

    Q: If Mississippi wore Missouri's New Jersey, what would Delaware?

    A: Alaska
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  5. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    The Craziest Crossover Of All Time:
    -Family Guy Matters
    -The E.T. Crowd
    -Phineas and Furby
    -Happy Tree F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
    -The Big Krang Theory (For those who don't get this one, Krang is the brain villain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
    -Corey in the Big Blue House
    -Robot Chicken Little
    -School of Fraggle Rock
    -Wizards of Hogwarts Place
    -Diary of a Stimpy Kid
    -Back To The Futurama
    -Star Shrek:The Shrext Generation
    -AAAHH! Real Monsters Inc.
    -South Parks and Recreations
    -Beauty and the Beast Boy
    -SpongeBob's Burgers (That means Krabby patties, of course lol)
    -The Fairly Odd Couple
    -Sanjay and Meg
    -The Trump of the Swan
    -DuckTales Dynasty
    -Burger King of the Hill
    -Franklin and M.A.S.H.
    -Grand Theft Otto (Starring Otto from The Simpsons)
    -Nathan Drake and Josh
    -Star Wars:The Danny Phantom Menace
    -Michael Jackson and the Olympians
    -Leave it to Bieber
    -The Dukes of King Arthur's Court
    -Downton Abby Cadabby
    -Orange is the New Pac (Starring Ms. Pac-Man)
    -Between the Lion-O
    -Happy Tree Days (Starring Disco Bear as The Fonz)
    -Captain American Dad
    -Everybody Loves Rainman
    -Napoleon Bonamite
    -Rise of the Guardians of the Galaxy
    -My Life as a Teenage Witch (Starring Sabrina instead of Jenny Wakeman)
    -Sam and CatDog
    -Paranermal Activity (Featuring the ghost of Garfield's old rival, Nermal)
    -Granger Things (Starring Hermione Granger)
    -Two and a Half Men in Black
    -Let's Be RoboCops
    -Malcolm in the Middle (Malcom in the Middle meets the sitcom, The Middle)
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  6. ConsummateVs

    ConsummateVs Well-Known Member

    LOL! Here's my additions:
    - Bloo's Clues (Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends + Blue's Clues)
    - Five Nights at Fred Flintstone's
    - Hamtotoro
    - Littlest Pet Shop of Horrors
    - 2001: A Super Mario Odyssey
    - Sesame Street Fighter
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  7. snichols1973

    snichols1973 Well-Known Member

    Did you hear the one about Fozzie playing baseball? :o

    When he was at bat and the umpire called ball four, he took a "wocka-wocka" to first base!

    As for the young first-year recruit from Kashyyyk (Chewbacca's home planet), he received the "Wookie of the Year" award.
  8. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    I love those Woody and Ray pictures.
  9. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    Me too, :)
  10. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    What did the Who think of the pinball counting series?

  11. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    When does a dad joke become a dad joke?

    When it becomes apparent.
  12. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    What would you call it if The Penguin from Batman joined a marching band? March of the Penguin
  13. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    What did He-Man say when he picked up a daisy? I HAVE THE FLOWER!
  14. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    I once told my immature 7 year old cousin to check out YouTube Poop. The next day, I caught him trying to flush his laptop down the toilet.
  15. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    I heard this one on Robot Chicken a few nights ago:

    What is the name of an educational rap group? Equal E and MC Squared
  16. ConsummateVs

    ConsummateVs Well-Known Member

    Why did Sonic quit his job at Domino's?
    "I think I'm more cut out for fast food."
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  17. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    How do you think Bad Bart got his name on Sesame Street?

    He really loved The Simpsons.
  18. Froggy Fool

    Froggy Fool Well-Known Member

    No. Stop it. ;)


    What do you call a singing laptop?

    A Dell. :laugh:
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  19. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    Not sure if I've posted this before, but here goes:

    :(: Hey Ernie, would you like some ice cream?
    :p: Sherbert!
  20. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    What does Naruto say to those who don't agree with what he says?


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