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The Facepalm and/or Headdesk Thread

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by D'Snowth, Sep 26, 2014.

  1. ErinAardvark

    ErinAardvark Well-Known Member

    Just remember. You said it. I didn't.
     
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  2. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

     
  3. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    I'm going to stay out of the Steve Whitmire thread.
     
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  4. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    As I mentioned in other threads, I had to petsit for my aunt and uncle's weenie dog all day yesterday, all night last night, then half the day today before their regular housesitter relieved me - no big deal, I've hung out with their weenie dog before, I know what a little character he is, so I knew I could handle it.

    So anyway, the entire time I'm petsitting, their weenie dog did absolutely nothing but lie on the couch and pout: I couldn't get him to eat, I couldn't get him to go out and potty, I couldn't get him to play with his toys, I couldn't get him to sleep in the bed with me, he wouldn't cuddle with me on the couch, nothing. All he did was pout. Then the girl who's housesitting for the rest of the week shows up, then he suddenly does a complete 180: he starts eating, he goes outside and poops and pees everywhere, he runs and frolicks through the house, and the minute she sat on the couch he jumped into her lap.

    Meer words cannot describe how floored I am at all this. I mean all that time, I couldn't get him to do anything, then pretty girl drops by and suddenly he feels frisky.
     
  5. 1000 Eyes

    1000 Eyes Well-Known Member

    I would make a joke if it weren't so illegal.
     
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  6. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    (Un)fortunately, I pretty much already have it figured out, so yeah.
     
  7. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    Maybe the sausage dog likes women more than men?
     
  8. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    I do believe you and I have been arguing with Patrick Star too long, lol.
     
  9. muppetgem

    muppetgem Well-Known Member

    Waaaaaait a minute, are you GroverKent? If so, I never knew that! I'm the one with the Sonic icon who told everyone to shut up.
     
  10. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    Yes. He is GroverKent.
     
  11. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Taylor $#!+ coming out with another new song already, and it's trending #1 on YouTube now, which means in the weeks to come it'll be heard on the radio like five times a day, and her catty face will be shoved all over the news for the next several months.
     
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  12. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    "Hai I'm Taylor Swift and I'm coming out with a new song. 'I love my boyfriend he treats me like a princess boo hoo now he broke up with me I want all my female fans who need safe spaces to give me sympathy.' " :rolleyes:
     
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  13. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    I'm gonna take it further than that: not only does she get sympathy from those female fans, but a lot of them actually applaud her each and everytime she goes through a breakup and shower her with accolades, saying things that, "Taylor Swift is so smart, she knows not to just settle for what she can get, she's the embodiedment of empowering women, she is so wise." Uhh . . . I can see "not settling for what you got" to an extent . . . I mean maybe a jerk or two, maybe I can see that . . . but ten or more guys . . . there's got to be something wrong with her to go through that many guys. There has to be. I really don't see how this makes her a positive role model for empowering women, it just makes her look like a tramp if you ask me. I mean I'd be leery of any women who had that long a streak of exes. Case in point: I knew that a girl that I really loved had been through at least three relationships that didn't last, but recently learned that she's had even more than that (five or more); on top of that, here a couple of months ago, one of her exes went crazy, hacked into her phone and locked her out, then tried to blackmail her with doctored photos if she didn't give into his demands . . . not sure I want to get mixed up in that kind of crap. And, unfortunately, since Trump's election seems to have brought out her true colors, I think I can see why guys lose interest in her: she's racist, homophobic, transphobic, bigoted, narrow-minded, and insensitive . . . which is sad, because this is like the exact opposite of the person I got to know her as, which was a kind, understanding, caring, and compassionate person - those were the qualities that made me fall in love with her in the first place.

    But, I digress. Taylor isn't a role model for young girls, and she doesn't empower them, she isn't smart or wise; she was a narcissist before Trump ever made it a thing.
     
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  14. fuzzygobo

    fuzzygobo Well-Known Member

    Does Taylor Swift have a tramp stamp? That would tell a lot right there.
     
  15. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    And again! Another new song this week!

    On top of that, she's duped another poor British schmuck into being her current boyfriend . . . does she manage to find just the stupidest guys who live under rocks to lure to her fate? Anybody with half a brain stem can see from her patterns this isn't going to end well!
     
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  16. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    Oh, but it's Taylor Swift, and you HAVE to respect her, because she's a woman and THAT makes her Innocent!
     
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  17. 1000 Eyes

    1000 Eyes Well-Known Member

    I love how nonjudgmental everyone here is. :coy:
     
  18. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    For the love of cake, another new Taylor $#!+ song! It's like after she took a break, she feels the need to come back with avengence!
     
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  19. 1000 Eyes

    1000 Eyes Well-Known Member

    Pretty sure that's not a word. :3

    And like I've asked already, what's the big deal?
     
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  20. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    It's not a word, but it sounds pretty cool.
     

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