The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

[Leyla]

Yeah, that can be a problem. I find the best solution is not to have a nose in the first place.

I knew I shouldn't have told all those lies... Maybe if I tell the truth.

I STILLL think the frog and the pig are married! My orange blanket is ugly but I don't care! I never grew up inside!

Hmm... nope still itchy. Ohhhh dear...

 

[Teheheman]

Bo: No nose...
Beau: How do you smell?

(Seriously, congratulations to Jamie! He's once, twice, ALWAYS a star here at MC!)

Pretty bad if you ask me

Daniel

 

[theprawncracker]

PRAWNIE: Sheesh, could someone get Layla off the ceiling? We can't have her falling for me again. Anyway! Like the Grouch said… that was the last of our “Forum Friends and Family” awards. Now we’ll start presenting the “Muppet Appreciation” awards. Starting with our good friend… Clifford!

(Applause) (CLIFFORD comes onstage)

CLIFFORD: Hey, hey everybod-ay! Heh heh. It’s nice to take a backseat as an award presenter and not have to play the part of host the whole time. Thanks Ry-guy! Heh. Anywho… I’m presenting (deep breath) “The Most Sensational, Inspirational, Celebrational, Muppetational Award” for the biggest fan of us “classic” Muppets. Here are the contenders…
theprawncracker
frogboy4
stpehenjilizard
heralde
Ruahnna
And the winner is… frogboy4! Congrats, man!

ANNOUNCER: This is Jamie’s second win of the night—and no, this is not The Count speaking to you.

 

[Beauregard]

I STILLL think the frog and the pig are married! My orange blanket is ugly but I don't care! I never grew up inside!

Bo: *yelling up* Can we use that orange blanket as a groundsheet then, Layl?
Beau: That is a rather sensationalistic award...
Bobo: It's prostigetnic.

 

[Teheheman]

WHEEEEE! <dangles from seat> I have the best seat in the house!

Now if only I didn't have to scratch my nose...

Maybe if we super glue you to the seat, you won't have that problem.

Daniel

 

[Pork]

OH...What rotten hard cheese! I have to abandon the ceremony...due to prier engagements. Sweetums...clear the way

*ta ta everybody*

*vanishes*

Sweetums is left clearing the way...

 

[Oscarfan]

*THACK!*

Hey Sweetums, watch where you're intentionally hitting people!

 

[Leyla]

Bo: *yelling up* Can we use that orange blanket as a groundsheet then, Layl?

Oh sure... but I left it in Canada. Be a dear, Beau, and fly over and get it? It's on the chesterfield.

And superglue! That's a great idea! And it tastes so good on toast!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <straps self into seat next to Layla> <finds self with extra strapping material> <holds extra out to Layla> Rope?
Robin: <staring up at Lisa and Layla> ...If she's too tired to sit down here, how can she stay up there?
Rowlf: ...I'm just wondering what she'll do if she gets any awards.

 

[Teheheman]

My dog has no nose!
How does he smell?
Awful!

Eh? Eh?

The sound of crickets is deafening...

Sheesh, I should get credit for writing these jokes, that should get me an award by association.........on second thought, I won't take credit for these dang jokes. They're just so bad.

Daniel