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The New New Quote Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by D'Snowth, Oct 3, 2014.

  1. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    Kevin Shinick (the creator of the MAD Cartoon Network show):I don't care whether parents deem my stuff to be "inappropriate" or not, if I think it's funny, I'll show it on MAD. Because I'm on Cartoon Network, there are lines I can't push however. Due to my previous work on Robot Chicken, the CN people made it very clear to me that I can't swear, talk about adult topics, show someone get kicked in the nuts, etc. etc. the list goes on

    The Grand Council Woman:Say something that is good.
    Stitch:*clears throught* Meega nalla queesta!
    Grand Council Woman:Such naughty language!
    Jumba:I didn't teach him that!

    Lois Griffin:No, Peter, my father is not the Little Caesar's Pizza Guy
    Peter:Awh man, I wish he was because that guy says my favorite word twice in every commercial (pizza, pizza).

    Cleveland Brown:Everybody knows that when you see a balloon tied to a mailbox that means, PARTY OVER HERE!

    Elliot (Open Season):*standing on a cliff* I am the majestic mule deer *falls and breaks his antlers*
     
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  2. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    This was said during class when my teacher asked a question. This was before I got home schooled btw:

    Mrs. Justice:What do you want to be when you grow up?
    My smarta** friend:An oompah loompah!
    *Mrs. Justice rolls her eyes and gives my friend an "I am not amused by that answer" look*
     
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  3. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    JD Hansel: If you watch Scooter's appearance at the TED Conference years ago, that's where you first see David Rudman starting to develop his Scooter. And if you watch that, and then you watch the Muppets on ABC, then you go "okay, this is Scooter." This is just the character that he has become over the past 25 years. Because we haven't really seen much of him in the past 25 years with the exception of the TED Conference, his roles in the last 2 Muppet movies, and then this show.
    Steve Swanson: And you know what's kinda cool about Scooter now? Up until this show, I was always looking at Scooter as Richard's Scooter. Even in the movies. I mean, David has played him for a long, long time now, but every performance, I've always kinda looked back and compared him to what Richard was doing. But now in this show, it really is David's Scooter. It's still the same Scooter, but he kinda added his own personality traits to him.
     
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  4. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    From the premiere of Muppet Guys Talking.
    Dave Goelz: Jim relished diversity. And when I joined the company, there were all sorts of different people working in the workshop, and I looked around and thought "These are extreme characters, they would be unemployable in Silicon Valley, they're just too crazy." But Jim loved them, and he saw something in each one that he loved, and they found a way to contribute. And that's what enriched the work so much. On top of that, he dragged us all over the world, and we were in different cultures, working with different people. And in the beginning it was a little hard to adapt to all that, but at the end I realized it enriched me and all of us, just to have diversity, something that is so important right now. To have all sorts of people, and realize that variety enriches you.
     
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  5. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    Charles Shulz in an interview, when asked if he ever created a character who became more popular than he would have liked:

    "Everybody kind of likes Pig-Pen. I don't like to draw him. He's only useful if you have him involved in dust and being dirty. I don't have many ideas on that; I ran out of them. People are always asking 'Why don't you draw Pig-Pen"
     
  6. fuzzygobo

    fuzzygobo Well-Known Member

    "If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there".

    -George Harrison, Beatle extraordinaire
     
  7. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    SKEETER: So Doug, what do you think about the picture?
    DOUG: (Silence)
    SKEETER: Doug, I miss you when you do this.
    DOUG: (Silence)
    SKEETER: Why do you go where I can't follow?
     
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  8. muppetgem

    muppetgem Well-Known Member

    “Norbert! What in Davy Crockett's sweat-stained buckskins is going on?!” - Daggett, The Angry Beavers

    “Friend is someone you give up last cookie for.” - Cookie Monster

    “Try to remember the things that you passed, but when you go back, make the first thing the last!” - Yo-yo man, the “Lost boy remembers his way home” Sesame Street sketch

    “Love at first sight doesn't exist. Love takes time, and love takes work. At the very least you have to know the other person. And you literally have no idea of who, or what, I am.” - Garnet, Steven Universe

    “I am their fury, I am their patience, I am a conversation.” - Garnet, Steven Universe

    “If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs!” - Greg, Steven Universe

    “What do you know about the Earth?”
    “Apparently more than you, you CLOD!” - Yellow Diamond and Peridot, Steven Universe

    “You are filled with DETERMINATION.” - Undertale

    “Ohhhh my. If you flipped my switch, that can only mean one thing. You're desperate for the premiere of my new body. How rude... Lucky for you, I've been aching to show this off for a long time. So... as thanks, I'll give you a handsome reward. I'll make your last living moments.... ABSOLUTELY beautiful!” - Mettaton, Undertale

    “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” - Patrick, Spongebob Squarepants

    “You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you, since I know everything you're going to do. STRANGE, isn't it?” - Sonic, the Sonic the Hedgehog OVA movie

    “I'm outta here!” - Sonic, Sonic CD
     
  9. ErinAardvark

    ErinAardvark Well-Known Member

    "You are all WEIRDOS!"
    -Sam the Eagle, "The Great Muppet Caper"

    "What do you take me for, the morning bus?"
    -Starlite the horse, "Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer"

    "'Cause, baby, in the final analysis, love is power!"
    -Michael Nesmith, Monkees episode "The Devil and Peter Tork"

    "Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker."
    -Linus Van Pelt, "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"

    "Happiness is a warm puppy."
    -Charles Schultz

    "Happiness is a warm fuzzy."
    -Erin T. Aardvark (me)

    "Uh oh, Gorgs! Should we run for it?"
    "It's okay with me if it's okay with you."
    "It would be hard to have an argument with you, Wembley."
    -Gobo and Wembley Fraggle, Fraggle Rock episode "Wembley and the Gorgs"

    "AAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Oooh, birdie! AAAAAHHHH!"
    -Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse episode "Entombed"

    "I'm going for the double inside out loop!"
    "But it's dangerous, Firefly!"
    "Danger is my life, Medley!"
    -Firefly and Medley, My Little Pony "Rescue at Midnight Castle" (G1 MLP)

    "You are in the presence of the all seeing . . . ."
    "All knowing . . . ."
    "Trash heap! Nyeah!"
    -Philo and Gunge, various "Fraggle Rock" episodes

    "Fascinating. Live long and perspire."
    -Wakko Warner, Animaniacs episode "Star Truck"

    "Name the month a woman begins to look pregnant."
    "September."
    -Richard Dawson and contestant, "Family Feud"

    "You sure don't know how much stuff you've collected until you have to move it!"
    -Strawberry Shortcake, "Strawberry Shortcake Housewarming Surprise" (1983)

    "Holy Mesopotamia!"
    -Fluid Man, "The Impossibles" (Hanna-Barbera, 1966)
     
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  10. muppetgem

    muppetgem Well-Known Member

    "I can fit through there. You wanna know why?"
    "Why?"
    "Because I'm little." - Ash and Kylie, Fantastic Mr. Fox
     
  11. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    @jvcarroll : Is it just me or does Trump and his Administration look like they were made by Sid and Marty Krofft?
    Me: Come on Jamie, that remark is totally offensive to the Kroffts.
     
  12. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    ALF: My big thing is I can't get over the humans' obsession with celebrities. Everybody wants to know about celebrities. Who cares? Don't they have lives of their own to be worried about? Who cares about who broke up with who, who went to rehab?
     
  13. muppetgem

    muppetgem Well-Known Member

    "You look like Mary Poppins."
    "Is he cool?"
    "He** yeah, he's cool."
    "I'M MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL!"
    - Peter and Yondu, Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2
     
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  14. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    From ALF's Hit Talk Show.
    ALF: I wanna give you folks a break from that drivel that's out there on TV. I think it is anyway. (Audience cheers) That big show CSI, now they got CSI Miami, and then they got CSI New York. I figured out what CSI stands for: Copying Same Idea! (Audience cheers) I'm fed up with it. I'm fed up with this reality TV too. The Apprentice, what's that all about? What's the big deal, the winner gets to work for Donald Trump? What they don't tell you is part of the job description includes feeding and walking his hair 3 times a day. (Audience cheers)
     
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  15. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    "Some day you'll wake up and you'll say "who's that old woman in the mirror?" And then she'll punch you and you'll say "that's not a mirror, that's an open window."

    -Lillian Kaushtupper
     
  16. 1000 Eyes

    1000 Eyes Well-Known Member

    Number 6: Where am I?
    Number Two: In the village.
    Number 6: What do you want?
    Number Two: Information.
    Number 6: Whose side are you on?
    Number Two: That would be telling. We want information... information... information!
    Number 6: You won't get it!
    Number Two: By hook or by crook, we will.
    Number 6: Who are you?
    Number Two: The new Number Two.
    Number 6: Who is Number One?
    Number Two: You are Number Six.
    Number 6: I am not a number; I AM A FREE MAN!
    ~ The Prisoner
     
  17. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    "You guys are late! If you're late again, you'll be sitting there picking your nose!"

    -my (ugh, god-awful) visual design 2 instructor when two students showed up late for a quiz.... Literally, you could show up right when the quiz is being handed, nope, you can't take it. :rolleyes:
     
  18. antsamthompson9

    antsamthompson9 Well-Known Member

    Keep in mind this is a parody and doesn't necessarily reflect the way Frank would really answer these questions.
    Steve Swanson: Dear Frank Oz, why don't you like the Muppets anymore? We Muppet fans really like the Muppets, and we really like you. You're such a great performer and we just wanna hear more of your interviews and videos and things talking about Jim Henson and the Muppets. That'd be great. You're great. With love, the Muppet fans.
    JD Hansel in a voice that sounds like Bert and Sam Eagle mixed: Dear Muppet fans, I don't know. I don't really think that many people would care. I'd rather just forget about that for awhile and talk about film directing instead. Signed Frank Oz.
    Steve: Dear Frank Oz, but we do. We do care. There are a lot of us who care. We care a lot. You've seen us. Many times. You've talked to us. You've told us you aren't going to do the voice, and we understand, well most of us understand. You know we're real. We care. We really do. Love, the Muppet fans.
    JD: Dear Muppet fans, yeah but, I don't see why anyone should care. I mean, I know we did great work, but it was just like working at the grocery store. You don't think about it much, you know? Signed Frank Oz.
    Steve: Dear Frank Oz, no. I really have no idea what any of that means or how that's even coherent. Now please, shut up and let us love you! Love, the Muppet fans.
    JD: Dear Muppet fans, no you shut up and let me love Jar Jar Binks! Signed Frank Oz.
    Steve: Dear Frank Oz, oh yeah?! Yeah, well what if we don't, huh, huh?!
    Love, the Muppet fans.
    JD: Than I will rip your ****ing ****s off!
    Steve: Dear Frank Oz, okay.
     
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  19. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    Oh dear, that escalated. But i'm sure this is an accurate representation of the exact way Frank Oz would answer his fans. ;)
     
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  20. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    Mythbusters Quotes Mega-Collection:

    "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" (Adam Savage)
    "Jamie wants big boom." (Jame Hyneman)
    "My toast always lands butter-side up!" (Kari Byron)
    "Am I missing an eyebrow?" (Adam)
    "I'm pumping as fast as I can!" (Grant Imahara)
    "This is starting to feel like a bad idea..." (Tory Bellecci)

    "When in doubt, C4!" (Jamie)
    "Danger is my middle name." (Adam)
    "Quack, D@$# you!" (Jamie)
    "This is why we can never have anything nice." (Grant)
    "Here comes chaos!" (Adam)
    "Well, there's your problem." (Jamie)
    "LET'S PILLAGE!" (Adam) "Pretty sure that's illegal in California." (Tory)
    "High explosives and electricity, whoooooo!" (Kari)

    "HOLY CRAP, RUN!" (Grant)
    "I'm okay! I'm okay!" (Tory, after a failed bike stunt)
    "Laaaaard..." (Jamie)
    "I'm making a rocket out of MEAT!" (Adam)
    "I wouldn't say Jamie's an evil genius. He's not evil, and he's definitely not a genius!" (Adam)

    "Our death ray doesn't seem to be working...I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet." (Jamie)
    "Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science...is writing stuff down!" (Adam)
    "Don't try this at home...we're what you call experts!" (All)
     
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