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Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Apr 1, 2005.
YMBAOMF if you can't go a week without watching
YMBAOMF If you eat too much, someone calls you a pig, and you say,
"Really? Thank You so much!!!"
You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you once invited the University of Michigan marching band over to your bathroom for a sing-along.
I am sad! That podcast really got me into the whole Muppet fanworld! It was from there that I joined MC, Toughpigs, and The Muppet Mindset. It was a really fun podcast, and Steve Swanson is great!
YMBAOMF if this happens to you:
Well, you wake up in the mornin' feelin' like Miss Piggy
You think long and hard about which Muppet shirt you want to wear
For breakfast, you eat Captain alphabet (Just because Gonzo did) to the music of the flight of the bumble bees
When you get to school, you say "Hiho everyone!"
In math class, when you find the total amount of apples, you say,
"Ah, 300. 300 apples! Ah Ah Ah!"
In social studies, you ask the teacher if the lesson really has any socially redeeming value.
In science, when your teacher asks you to demonstate something, you say "MEEP!!!"
In chorus, when you sing a sad song, you say,
"This tune is posilutely, most transparently bringing me down!"
You eat fish for lunch, and you throw it, but it doesn't come back. You say,
"Huh, it must be defective."
When you get home, you bark at your dog and she wags her tail. Then you smile, and say, "It really helps to know two languges."
You're digging a hole in your yard, and your dad asks you why. You say,
"It's so the fraggles can visit us." And then you start planting radishes for them.
At dinner, your mom makes fried chicken. You don't want any. Your mom asks why, because fried chicken is your favorite. You say,
"I don't feel comfortable eating Camilla."
When you go get a banana instead, you stick it in your ear.
"So, do any of you know the banana sketch?"
When you take a bath, you sing the rubber ducky song.
When you fall asleep watching Muppets, you dream about yourself dreaming, and think, "Huh, the show must've put me to sleep! DOH HO HO!!!"
...your list of real-world locations you want to see in your lifetime is topped by Coos Bay, Oregon.
...you find yourself grinning uncontrollably when anybody mentions popovers.
...someone mentions Brian Blessed and your first thought is, 'VAROONIK!' ...wait, wrong fandom.
brother - this food tastes funny
freind-it tastes like cheese
brother-like what? jokes?
HA! That is SOOOOO funny, yet I bet that this is what a typical Muppet would do on an almost daily basis!
It's what i sorta do!
Captain Alphabet? Who came up with that? Captain Vegetable is more obvious!
YMBAOMF If someone eats chicken, frog legs, or bacon in your presence, and you say, "You disgust Me."
YMBAOMF if your boyfriend goes: "We have a lot in common, but, we have lots of differences too. I guess opposites attract " and then you go: "OMG that reminded me of Paula Abdul singing Opposites Attract with the Muppets! Let me show you !" And then you put the video on his Facebook wall and type a funny little post in the box about yourself being a Muppet fan XD
YMBAOMF if you are planning to work out but ended up snack-cersing instead
YMBAOMF if you joked about marrying your Kermit&Miss Piggy build-a-bears and your friends took you seriously and you are all now planning a wedding between the two of them xD
YMBAOMF if you act like the Swedish chef while working in the kitchen.
YMBAOM(oopet)F if whenever something goes wrong, you say "What the Wocka?"
YMBAOMF if you start to name mechanical objects after Muppets or Fraggles.
YMBAOMF IF you laugh when UD says "I AM NOT A MOOPET!!!!"
ymbaomf if you get a little too skeptical when someone says they are a muppet fan!
Whenever you see The Cure's video for Lovesong, you always automatically think Robert Smith is in Fraggle Rock and any minute he's going to be joined by Minstels.
YMBAOMF if, whenever you and your friends aren't allowed into a night club, you say "Guys. Muppet Man!"
YMBAOMF if you are going on a road trip and automatically break into 'Movin' Right Along'
YMBAOMF if you tell your dad that 'We don't need a map to get this show one the road' in regards to your road trip, and he says 'No but we will be using a GPS' and then you go on for at least 15 minutes about how the song does not go like that and he should have replied with the next verse
YMBAOMF if someone says something about calling the police bacon and you recite Dr. Teeth and Miss Piggy's conversation from TMM inregards to calling the po-lice p-i...(I wouldn't think of it!)
YMBAOMF if you want to suggest to your dad and his fiancee to play 'Somebodys Getting Married' at their wedding.
YMBAOMF if when you are asked to whisper sweet nothings into someone's ear, you say "motorcycle cop."
YMBAOMF if when you talk about a myth, then say "Myth! Myth!," you expect Carol Kane to come out of nowhere and say, "Yeth?"
YMBAOMF if when you think to yourself, "I'm lost," you immediately also think, "Have you tried Hare Krishna?"
YMBAOMF if you try to start a group performance of "Subway" at a subway station. Or at a Subway restaurant.
YMBAOMF if hearing the word phenomenon results in you singing Mahna Mahna.
YMBAOMF if when you see a sign for Dr. Pepper, you immediately think, "They have it mixed up. Dr. Teeth is the doctor. It should be Sgt. Pepper."
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