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Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Apr 1, 2005.
YMBAOMF If someone says "Forget You" and you cluck the rest of the song.
YMBAOMF If you hear about the Broadway musical "Newsies" and think,
"Cool! The Newsman's getting his own Broadway show!"
YMBAOMF if you can't seem to understand why Newsie always gets hurt by some strange thing, like 10,000 ping pong balls, and one bowling ball!
YMBAOMF if when someone says that they are going to hunt, you think they mean they are going to visit one of Richard Hunt's family members.
YMBAOMF if every time someone talks about "going green" you immediately think, "It won't be easy." You then perform a rendition of Bein' Green.
YMBAOMF if when someone says the have a green thumb, you ask them if they are related to Kermit.
YMBAOMF if prior to going to New York you transcribe TMTM, map out every place that any part of it was filmed in NY, and take a bunch of your friends wearing Muppet clothes to go and recreate the entire movie.
YMBAOMF if you get kicked out of Sardi's attempting to do the above.
YMBAOMF if you are able to get Joan Rivers to come along with you.
YMBAOMF If you plan on hustling Fozzie for the banana sketch.
YMBAOMF If You hear the word "Naked" on a game show & think of speech on nudity & how he says "NAKED!" like it's a crime!
YMBAOMF If you keep trying to set your dog up with Rowlf
YMBAOMF If people who don't even know you, know that you love the Muppets.
(For me, that was like, 700 people!)
Yeah. Word gets around pretty quickly. Happened to me before.
YMBAOMF If you get you get a Blanket w/ on it, pillowcases w/ heads on them , heads to put on crocs (or buttonholes),"The Muppets" on DVD for your birthday and "The Muppets" is shown on a cruise you're on & you STILL watch it!
YMBAOMIF You're buying a car and ask if it has a "travel by map button"
YMBAOMF if upon seeing someone put the words "they had cold feet," in a presentation, you immediately feel the temptation to say "I'm a frog. All frogs have cold feet." You then are ashamed of yourself later when you realize that the quote is actually "I'm a frog. I'm supposed to have cold feet."
YMBAOMF If you go to a romantic movie, and imagine Kermit and Miss Piggy in the seats in front of you kissing. (I dooooooo!)
YMBAOMF if when you go bowling, you spin your arm around and around like Gonzo.
YMBAOMF if on your homework paper it says PLOT EXPOSITION: and in the blank space you really want to write 'it has to go somewhere'
YMBAOMF if all of the quotations that you put on a form of quotes that inspire you are Muppet quotes.
YMBAOMF if you are re-painting a doll, notice the hands are already purple (like Miss Piggy's), but realising she's not a pig, you are seriously considering turning your Clawdeen Wolf doll into Maureen The Mink.
YMBAOMF If You...
Attempt to make Bunsen's inventions
Reinact "Popcorn" in your kitchen.
Ignore the warning to not try Gonzo's stunts at home.
Think the only thing Tapioca pudding is good for, is for tap dancing on it.
Live by all Miss Piggy's life lessons
You put the "chickie in der baskie'....
You think that all of gonzo's insane stunts are cool
You know it's not easy being human because Kermit knows that "it's not easy being green"
You think all of the seasme street parodies (including Hill Street TWOS) are hilarious
You think that one of the funniest "Pigs in Space" skits was the one that involved M.A.M.M.A. (Musical And Mood Management Apparatus)
You think that all the people who made the muppets possible are MAD GENIUSES
You wonder what it'd be like to live on Sesame Street
You wonder what Walter is up to......
YMBAOMF if you get the song Just One Person stuck in your head so often that your brother jokingly asks you if there's ever a time when you're not singing or humming t.
You own everything that is about the Muppets, made by the Muppets, or has the word Muppet in it.
You know what happens in every episode of The Muppet Show.
You dream of Muppets every night.
You can recite the script of every Muppet production
You work at the Jim Henson company
You love every person who says the word "Muppet"
You sing "do doo do do do…" every time someone says "phenomena"
You think you're a Muppet
Separate names with a comma.