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2007 Muppet Presidential Election Part 2

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Apr 22, 2007.


2007 Muppet Presidential Election 2nd Run

Poll closed Apr 27, 2007.
  1. Grover Monster/theprawncracker

    9 vote(s)
  2. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew/Luke

    6 vote(s)
  3. Miss Piggy/Ruhanna

    5 vote(s)
  4. Beaker/beakerfan

    3 vote(s)
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  1. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Scooter: Well... We also have this shampoo guaranteed to brighten up your cute and fuzzy blue fur. Just sign up over here to vote for Miss Piggy, and we'll get you a brand new bottle of Monster Ball Shampoo. There might even be a deal we could make to get you the two-in-one shampoo and conditioner.
    Um Piggy, is there anything you'd like to say to those people out there voting to convince them to cast their votes for you?
  2. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    Bunsen: Here at Muppet Labs we'd just like to point out we did not add any conditions about Grover having to vote for anyone in order to recieve his mop valet, we would not cheapen ourselves or him. We just know Beau likes mopping people, who doesn't?
  3. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Beau: *mops the floor around the stage where Bunsen is stood, creating a slippery slope...much like our general campain really...* Vote for the Scientist for he both sigh's and tist's.
  4. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    Cookie: Me don't know about special offers Grover. Me think it is a trap. Me think you are fine the way you are.
  5. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Scooter: Trap? We're just offering him some shampoo and conditioner... And a nice set of luggage too.
    Oh, excuse me for a minute. Gotta check on the macadamia nut cookies in the oven.
    *Zips off.
  6. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    Bunsen: I agree with you Cookie, there we were just offering to give Grover a super shiny clean coat, and that gofer from the piggy campaign (who i haven't actually heard her confirm IS actually her campaign manager) comes along and tries to bribe the blue furry one with a new set of suitcases and a make over. This is not some kind of game show, or Americas Top Model. If it was i would be wearing a bikini, and not this pink frilly tutu! Maybe we oughta report him to the Muppet Electoral Fraud Comittee.
  7. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    Herry: Grover you have took a bath tho?
  8. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Scooter: Why, is one missing Herry?
    No bribes huh Bunsen? Then what do you call offering all who vote for you a mop and a bucket along with whatever it was you were offering Grover?

    That scientist sometimes gets a bit airheaded.
    Oh hey, the cookies are ready.
    *Places tray of fresh macadamia cookies out with the paper cups and bowl of refreshing Caribbean flavored soda.
    *Keeps a watchful eye while waiting for people to come and serve them the soda so noone can sneak into our booth.
  9. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    The airheaded one is you sneaky gofer. Beauregard's offer to realign the jaws of anyone who didn't vote for me with a mop was purely a charitable act as he's a keen student of dentistry. My offer of a free valet service to Grover for his fuzzy fur was purely an act of kindness as he and myself seem to be the only candidates not involved in giving away sets of luggage to potential voters. Unless they were pink or polka dotted, in which case we might be persuaded.

    Be very careful Cookie Monster of any poision cookies. It seems the Piggy campaign while trailing behind in votes will stoop to any level. They may even try to tempt you with white chocolate chips!
  10. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Rolls eyes. Yeah right... Of course we have pink and/or polka dotted suitcases, but that's besides the point.
    Just stop your political bickering and try the cookies Bunsen. You know there's no harmfull stuff in them.

    *Mutters off screen while ladling a cup of soda for self.
  11. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    Cookie: Me not sure what to think anymore.
  12. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Scooter: It's OK Cookie Monster... If you want, there are some perfectly good cookies here at our refreshments booth. Macadamia, white chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, and peanut butter sandies, along with the classic chocolate chip.
  13. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    If anyones interested, i've just set up a nice little gazeebo opposite, with rat waiters, and a running buffet with cheese twiddles, chicken drumsticks, sausages on sticks, and we've even got a Kermit cake. Plus live entertainment as Gonzo plays 342 instruments simultaneously all by himself as he leaps through the eye of a needle and lands standing on top of a live elephant. Everyones welcome, even Piggy and Grovers camp. We are doing this to promote the brand new Doctor Bunz Workout DVD, available in all good shops now, and guest starring Jessica Simpson.
  14. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Rowlf: *playing the old piano under the gazeebo* Now I tend to stay away from political humour...and commentary...I just play the music. *plays the music*

    That is all.

    Bea:zany:{And wasn't THAT a waste of a post...*laughs at self*}regard
  15. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah... But haven't you been wasting posts long before this? Tsk, tsk, tsk.
  16. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    Oooooh anti post wasting. That's quite a controversial stance for the Piggy camp to be taking considering this is Muppet Central, home of the 120 second post rule rebellion thingy. Now that could be a vote loser! :eek: :o

    *chuckles like Muttley* :halo:
  17. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Won't dignify with an answer since Bunsen's warped little mind twists everything we say against us anyway.

    JEANYLASER Well-Known Member

    i voted on miss piggy. Miss Piggy President.
  19. BEAR

    BEAR Well-Known Member

    (Mails in absentee ballot) There...hope everything ends up the way they're meant to. Then again, with the group of candidates we have to choose from you can't be too prepared for anything. Is there anyone stable running? Ah well...(walks off to the beach)
  20. anytimepally

    anytimepally Well-Known Member

    is there ever anyone stable running in any election? ;)

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