Academy Awards

[sidcrowe]

Nobody needs to hear a long speech about thanking a bunch of producers nobody even knows. Still, they do it anyway, and it's accepted. As long as the guy is up there, let him have his 30 seconds of time.

Shakespeare once wrote "He doth protest too much."

That doesn't mean "protestors," it means when you say to somebody "what are you doing?" and they go nuts.

America isn't occupied, Iraq is. The Oscar audience had nothing to fear or deal with other than another person's thoughts for 30 seconds, after which his mic would have been turned off by the producers, anyway.

But the rich and spoiled couldn't take it, not even for 30 seconds.

Boo hoo hoo! An audience of squaling infants.

Well, if you don't like Michael Moore, you can at least take solace in the fact that he will NEVER win another one

Glad the John Denver stuff was appreciated by some. It's all of us or none. The air sees no borders. Ruin the world and we are all ruined.

 

[radionate]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
Eh, I don't think I'll be seein' his film anytime soon.

I'm just very patriotic, and my heart swells for all our military men and women and what their passion is---freedom for all.

If you are very patrotic Byron, then you should realize that tacky or not, Michael Moore had every right to say what he did in his speech, on live Television, to every home in America, because this is a free country.

I'm not being mean to you right now, but keeping open minds and seeing things from other perspectives is what makes this country great. That includes literature, art, politics, and film.

Oh course, being a free country you are also allowed the choice to not take any course of action you don't want.

Thats what makes this country great. A scholar, a factory worker, or someone with their head stuck up their *** all have the same freedoms.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by radionate
A scholar, a factory worker, or someone with their head stuck up their *** all have the same freedoms.

Unless one's head is stuck up there too deep, then you need surgery!

 

[Super Scooter]

: Doctor! Doctor! What happened to this man???

: Well, I don't think he was trying to find his watch.

: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

 

[Super Scooter]

: Hey! Didn't your mother ever tell you not to stick your head up there?

: No, I don't think his parents reared him properly!

: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

 

[sidcrowe]

Although that was funny, I find it odd that there isn't a certain someone jumping in here to tell us all to stay on topic. Ah, well...as long as it isn't something he disagrees with

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Jumps some*

Stay on topic!

(Just want to keep folks happy with what they expect.)

Oh, want fries with that?

 

[Super Scooter]

: Oh, dear! It looks like we amy have to operate!

: Well, I'll do it, but I'm staying up-wind.

: Oooooh!

: Hand me the flash light! I'm goin' where the sun don't shine!

: It is easiest to find the moon at night.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

 

[Super Scooter]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear

Oh, want fries with that?

: What's that supposed to mean, buster?

: No, no! He wasn't talkin' about the patient.

 

[Super Scooter]

: You don't have any patience!

: Why do you think I'm a doctor?

: To cure the sick and aid the needy.

: Oh, then I think I may be a dentist.