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I have something very important to say

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Bill Bubble Guy, Sep 6, 2007.

  1. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    Does that mean tutter_fan is plotting world domination, too (as he is now a penguin)?

    BANG! BANG! BANG!

    Oh no! The peguins are breaking down my door! Get the puffins on the line! They've taken over my pos...

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    We now have ZeppoAndFriends...and robodog's platypus! If you wish to see either of them again, you will bring us FISH! Lots and lots of FISH! :fishy:
  2. robodog

    robodog Active Member

    You may keep the platypus. I should warn you that he is not housebroken and often makes it a point to pee and poop in places where pee and poop should never be.

    I have no fish. I used to have an aquarium full of them. I also used to have a hungry cat. As you may have guessed having these two things in the same place at the same time is a recipe for disaster. The cat devoured the fish. Vengeance was quickly theirs however as they made the cat very very sick. The cat is no longer with us. He died in a freak accident involving an angry mouse and a microwave oven.
  3. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Meow?

    BOOM!

    Kitty?
  4. robodog

    robodog Active Member

    Something like that, yes. If I recall the mouse informed the cat that there was some catnip in the microwave. The cat, being an idiot, wandered inside to search for it. Next thing you know there's one less cat in the world and I have to buy a new microwave. The mouse is still at large.
  5. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

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    You are not aware of the gravity of the situation you find yourself in.

    If you do not meet our demands, we will poke Zeppo with a pointy stick, stick grapes up his nose, draw on his face with a permanent marker and order a pizza on his tab and not let him have any of it.

    Hugs and kisses,
    The Evil Pengiun Alliance

    P.S. We found out about your platypus' lack of training and have corrected the problem...with a pointy stick! MWA-HA-HA!
  6. robodog

    robodog Active Member

    Empty threats. Penguins do not have hands. Wings do not give one the dexterity needed to do such things. If you continue these threats I will be forced to unleash a hungry polar bear upon you. This polar bear not only finds penguins delicious but he also has terrible gas. He will overwhelm you with his terrible stench and while you are busy gagging he will eat you. That or he will torture you with his terrible singing. Either way it will not be a pleasant experience for you.
  7. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

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    You and your gassy, tone-deaf polar bear win the day this time, robodog. But mark my words, one day we shall return with implements of evil specifically designed for our flippers! And when that day comes, you and all your kind will be helpless to stop us! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

    Evil Penguin Alliance out, peace!
  8. tutter_fan

    tutter_fan Well-Known Member

    Nope! I am the NEWSMAN!

    :news:(enters from the left, running to his news desk) THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH! ZeppoAndFriends on the MC forums is trying to take over the world with penguins! I'll be sure to let you know if there are any further develop.... (all of a sudden, ZeppoAndFriends's penguins surround the newsman, and topple him)
  9. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Greetings, citizens of Muppet Central.

    The Anti-Evil Penguin Alliance (AEPA) is gathering as we speak to defend your forum from the evil penguins. It is sad to say that it has taken much longer than expected, but fear not! A unit of Puffin soldiers has been dispatched and will be there soon. Hang in there, and whatever you do, DO NOT feed the penguins after midnight.

    Sgt. Puffin
    The Anti-Evil Penguin Alliance
    ZeppoAndFriends likes this.
  10. Bannanasketch

    Bannanasketch Active Member

    Oh my gosh! A totally random thread where anything can happen! This is for me!

    *starts throwing penguins everywhere*
  11. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Bannanasketch is an agent for the penguins? Puffins, CHARGE!
  12. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    They aren't MY penguins! They tied me and the platypus to a chair for almost twelve hours! It was horrible! They forced me to watch *shudder* "Manos" The Hands of Fate! ON A LOOP! FOR TWELVE HOURS! :scary::cry:

    Thankfully, robodog scared them off with the threat of a gassy, tone-deaf polar bear (I'm still tied to a chair, though).
  13. Bannanasketch

    Bannanasketch Active Member

    A platypus? Where? *Puts hat on the platypus*

    *In Doofenshmirtz voice*: Perry the Platypus!

    *Gets attacked by puffins* Puffins? What are puffins? Whatever they are, they can't win against my Stay-puft marshmallow man?

    *Stay-Puft steps on puffins.* :p
  14. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    His name's Roger, not Perry, and he's not a big fan of fedoras. He's more a beret kind of platypus. :smirk:
  15. Bannanasketch

    Bannanasketch Active Member

    Oh, my bad. *Takes off fedora and puts beret on platypus.*

    ROGER THE PLATYPUS! Now I can clearly see the difference.
  16. robodog

    robodog Active Member

    Penguins are not to be taken lightly. They have the Bud Ice Penguin on their side and that guy was a soul stealing psychopath. Fortunately while dangerous, penguins are not very bright. I once killed one by informing it that penguins are unable to breathe oxygen. It promptly keeled over and died. Penguins will believe anything. They're so stupid that their stupidity can warp the very fabric of reality itself.
    What you really need to fear are the monkeys. Monkeys are pure evil. There was an old Atari game called Kangaroo in which the object was to rescue your joey by punching the crap out of a bunch of monkeys. It's a little known fact that that game was a training aid used to get people prepared for when the monkeys attempted world conquest. People worry so much about the zombie apacolypse that they overlook the real threat.
  17. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    You mean a Rise of the Planet of the Apes?

    Somebody call James Franco! Quick!
  18. tutter_fan

    tutter_fan Well-Known Member

    **Turns into a Muppet that looks like Lieutenant Commander Data, but with glasses** Did someone call for James Franco?
  19. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    Um...NO! I called for, um...Morgan Fairchild! Yeah! That's the ticket. :shifty:
  20. tutter_fan

    tutter_fan Well-Known Member

    **Turns into Bunsen Honeydew**
    Welcome to MUPPET LABS where THE TECHNOLOGY OF TOMORROW IS BEING MADE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!


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