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If you could date any of the Muppets?

Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by zootlove, Jul 6, 2005.

  1. Kimp the Shrimp

    Kimp the Shrimp Well-Known Member

  2. Uncle deadly

    Uncle deadly Well-Known Member

    Got to be Janice! :flirt:
  3. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Floyd :) maybe uncle deadly, but hes not my species, lol

    (but I'm not even sure I AM human. I am a humanoid though, lol ;) )
  4. Muppet Newsgirl

    Muppet Newsgirl Well-Known Member

    Scooter, definitely Scooter.
  5. JJandJanice

    JJandJanice Well-Known Member

    Well probably needless to say from me but Janice.
  6. Muppet Man

    Muppet Man Active Member

    Juliet Prowse or Connie Stevens Muppet likenesses

    Juliet Prowse Muppet likeness or Connie Stevens Muppet likeness
  7. Ruahnna

    Ruahnna Well-Known Member

    Dating the Muppets

    This is offered with great irreverence to the talents of those I have so much reverence for--please don't sue me!

    Dating the Muppets

    Now, if you had told me that today I could choose
    A muppet to date—well, I’d call that news.
    But it’s news of a sort that has thrown me a curve
    Like a bomb headed for me with no way to swerve
    Dear Rowlf would be nice, he’s a good-hearted soul
    And I’d get lots of exercise—strolling, you know
    But the problem I see taking Rowfie on home
    Is it ain’t just his feet that are likely to roam!
    That Animal, wow, he’s a wild one for sure
    Who could lay a kiss on you for which there’s no cure
    But it just wouldn’t work I am willing to bet
    ‘Cause Animal still isn’t housebroken yet.
    Now Floyd’s got it going, I have to be fair
    And I’d like to get lost in that mane of red hair
    But he’s so laid-back now and I really don’t know
    If Floyd could keep up with the pace that I go.
    Kermit is sweet but I value my life—
    So I’ll let Piggy run—unopposed—for his wife.
    And Robin’s a dear but a few years too shy
    A mature gal like me needs a grown-up-now guy.
    Is is safe to confess that Doc Honeydew’s yummy?
    He makes butterflies start to flap in my tummy
    But I want a roof that remains overhead
    I just want to be loved—I don’t want to be dead!
    Let’s see, there’s still Scooter, who grew up real nice
    But you’d have to remove that small hand-held devise
    And it might take some work to bring geek up to chic
    I don’t know if I’m able—it’s been a rough week.
    Now Link cuts a figure that’s hard to forget
    And if looks were my thing he’s the best of them yet
    But I want someone who loves me more than all others
    Including, I hasten to add, his own mother.
    (And although he is fine, and can croon with the best
    This let’s Johnny out—and his monkey, the pest.)
    Now Fozzie is someone whose cuddliness shines
    And I’ve quite often wished that that bear was all mine
    But I’ve got a good teddy already, you see
    So the bear in the hat isn’t just right for me.
    There is Rizzo, who pines for a love he can share
    But the grocery bills might be too hard to bear
    And with Pepe, you just never know where you stand
    But it’s mostly alone with your phone in your hand.
    Those old guys—no, no—they have wives of their own
    And I’m old—I’m not DEAD—they can leave me alone
    I’ll stay right here with Sweetums, who hasn’t a clue
    What to do with a girlfriend—or even with two.
    I guess you have noticed there’s one I've left out
    It's the one that I pine for—and I'd like to shout
    I'm ga-ga for Gonzo—it’s true as can be
    And I just wish that Gonzo was ga-ga for me.
    His clothes are so flashy, his hobbies so cute
    And I love all the strange ties he wears with his suits
    His shoes are the tops, well—the bottoms, I guess
    And at my house he’d be right at home in the mess
    And his furry blue fur is so soft to the touch
    I won’t mind if his shnoz pokes me ever so much
    If he’ll only say now that he’ll consent to be
    The onliest muppet for loneliest me!
    But alas, it is not mean to be, I feel sure
    For the weird little guy has his own darling girl
    She’s a chicken, so I guess that makes it all right
    (but I might go and have Colonel Sanders tonight!)
    ConsummateVs likes this.
  8. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! *GLOMPS Ru!* That was fantastic, Ru! Thank you for sharing that with us! *still laughing* You're brilliant. :D
  9. Gorgon Heap

    Gorgon Heap Well-Known Member

    Ru, that was perfection! I tip my hat to you.

    David "Gorgon Heap" Ebersole
  10. ploobis

    ploobis Well-Known Member

    I would like to date Spamela Hamderson!
  11. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    Ru...I LOVED that! Applause for the poetess of MC!:D

    OK....now my choice. I'd say Kermit (although I DO value my life but would become the late Kathy/Katzi428...whatever you want to call me. if Miss P had her way :eek: )
    Like someone else said Piggy has a lot of other admirers, right? So I don't think she'd mind me having Kermie.batting eyelashes
  12. bazooka_beak

    bazooka_beak Well-Known Member

    Gonzo. With him around I could NEVER be bored. Seriously, it'd be impossible.

    Or maybe Scooter, cause he's just adorable ;)

    I'd say Kermit, but I do value my life. Miss Piggy would eat me for dinner - either that or "hi-yah" me into next week.
  13. Janice+Floyd<3

    Janice+Floyd<3 Well-Known Member

    If floyd and janice werenr dating eachother ID date either one of them. Yes I'm straight but janice is just ugh beautiful in lez for her
    LaniArianna and dwayne1115 like this.
  14. dwayne1115

    dwayne1115 Well-Known Member

    I don't think I would ever want to date any of them, but I would love to be BFF's with Kermit, and all the full body Muppet Monsters.
  15. BeakerJanice

    BeakerJanice Well-Known Member

    Ugh..They are all so adorable!!!:) :) I would maybe date scooter,because he is sweet!(I always liked guy with glasses XD) Or..maybe a three-date with Bunsen and beaker LOL but my OC is already married with beaker :eek:
    Last edited: Oct 25, 2014
  16. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    Kermit because he is nice and sweet.
  17. BeakerJanice

    BeakerJanice Well-Known Member

    Ahaha that's what I think the whole time!He is TOTALLY attractive!I would date him,too..If I ever had the chance and would not get bored to talk about science XD because I never had science :)
  18. BeakerJanice

    BeakerJanice Well-Known Member

    He's mine ;) He is already my hubby,so nobody can date him :)
    MikaelaMuppet likes this.
  19. scooterfan360

    scooterfan360 Well-Known Member

    i would date scooter because in real life im' atracted men who have a personality like his
  20. Rarity

    Rarity Member

    Floyd or Gonzo but i'm not sure how dating Gonzo would work out.

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