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MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

Discussion in 'Games' started by The Count, May 19, 2009.

  1. The Count Moderator



    *Mallet smashes Lefty.
    Duck, *popping out of the rabbithole: Congratulations, you said the secret woids.
    *Ducks bak down.
  2. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Chamberlain: *bites Lefty's mustache off and forcefeeds it to him* ... -_-

    Dr. Teeth: C'mon, it's gotta beh in heah somewheah... *leafs through his vest some more and a slinky, a wrench, a broken model airplane, a spare tire, a DVD copy of GoodBurger, a toaster, and keys to a hijacked car litter the ground*
  3. RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (to Dr. Teeth): Did you ever see that funny Dark Knight spoof, where the cops are emptying out Joker's pockets, and they have knives, paper clips, deck of cards, and even a ream of paper?
  4. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Lefty weaves and staggers.

    Lefty: Hooray fer Cap'n Spaulding! What do I win? Potato pancakes? ! X____X
  5. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Dr. Teeth: Maybeh...uh, this sho is like Déjà vu, though. :confused:

    Ailie: Gesundheit. =P
  6. The Count Moderator

    *Mallet smashes Lefty a second time.

    Heh, I was thinking more of the Super Harlem Globetrotters animated series, the one who had all that stuff stashed in his huge afro. Or Inky, the blue Pac-Man ghost, but of course that's nowhere near as cool as Dr. Teeth.
  7. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Lefty: Ack! Ack! HACK ! (makes choking/gagging noises like John Coffey in "The Green Mile") AAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCHHHHH ! !
  8. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member



    Dr. Teeth: *looks down at his boots modestly* Aw shuckz... ^_^

    Chamberlain: DORK!


    Dr. Teeth: =P

    Ailie: *trying to chase her own shadow* O_O
  9. RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Pearl (stretches): Well, y'all, I'm gonna go back out to the park and catch up on my beauty sleep. It sure was nice meetin' y'all.

    Kelly (yawns): Same here. *follows Pearl*

    Cotterpin: Well, SOME of us still have work to do. See ya later, guys!
  10. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Mr. Turtle (to Spamela) ...so my dear, do you enjoy the theatre? I'm not talking about the cinema, mind you, I mean real theatre. In case you may have forgotten, I am a world-renowned actor, who has appeared on stages all over the world. I've played in front of kings and queens. U.S. presidents. Dictators. And regular folk, like Anthony over there...

    Tony (absentmindedly biting a fingernail) Wha...?

    Mr. Turtle: Pfft! Commoner! Anyway, theatre is my life. I've been at it nearly 90 years now, and I have no intent to quit. In fact, I'm up for the role of Hannibal Lecter in a musical version of The Silence of the Lambs, entitled Silence! or Is That Your Brain? It Looks Mighty Tasty...
  11. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member


    Spamela: ...Mr. Turtle...I was actually just thinking about...blue jello.


    Dr. Teeth: :confused:


    Spamela: *philosophically* ...how do they make it blue? O_O


    Dr. Teeth: ...yeah, how does they make it blue? O_O


    Spamela: ...I like red jello better than blue jello...
  12. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Mr. Turtle: Well, they...(sputters)...what the h*** kind of question is that? ! How do they make blue jello! Pish-posh! Next you'll be asking me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a bloody Tootsie Pop! I did the commercial, and even I don't know! Here I am, trying to have an intellectual conversation, and all you can think about is jello!

    Tony: Aw...somebody's crabby! Is it time for beddy-bye?

    Mr. Turtle: Back away, boy! Stop treating me like a child! Come near me, and I shall give you a caning you'll never forget! I--rot! ROT! Now I'm wondering how they make jello blue...brain...slowly ticking down...melting...melting...@_@
  13. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Dr. Teeth: Mmmm...blue jello is bettah than red jello...

    Spamela: No, red jello is better than blue jello.


    Dr. Teeth: No, it ain't.


    Spamela: Yes, it is!


    Dr. Teeth: No, it ain't!


    Spamela: Yes, it is!


    Dr. Teeth: NO, IT AIN'T!


    Spamela: YES, IT IS!


    Mr. Panda: *trying to block them out with his paws* X_X
  14. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Mr. Turtle repeatedly rams his head into a tree.

    Lefty (shakes his head clear) Potato pancakes?

    From out of nowhere, Crazy Harry rushes Lefty, screaming. Before the sneak thief can react, Harry shoves a clock bomb down Lefty's pants, and runs away.

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! !

    When the smoke clears, Lefty's fedora slowly drifts to the ground.

    RF pokes Newsie with a stick; the newsman doesn't move a muscle.
  15. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Dr. Teeth: NO, IT AIN'T!

    Spamela: YES, IT IS!

    Mr. Panda: *rams his head into a rock over and over until he falls asleep* X_X

  16. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Newsie suddenly springs to life; he dons a sparkly gold top hat and jacket; he twirls a cane, and begins singing:

    Newsie

    (sings)

    One
    Singular sensation
    Every little step he takes
    One
    Thrilling combination
    Every move that he makes
    One smile and suddenly nobody else will do
    You know you'll never be lonely
    With you-know-who (Mother!)
    One moment in his presence
    And you can forget the rest
    For the boy is second best to none son
    Ooh! Sigh! Give him your attention
    Do I really have to mention
    He's the one?
    Me!
    Aloysius!

    does a one-man kick line...
  17. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Mr. Turtle takes a set of extremely large false teeth out of his shell, puts them into his mouth, leaps through the air, and bites Newsie on the leg.

    Newsie: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ! !

    Lefty strides across the lawn.

    RF does an exaggerated double-take.

    RF: Lefty? !

    Lefty: In da felt!

    RF: How did you...put yourself back together?

    Lefty: I 'unno.


    RF: Hey Tony, look! Lefty's back in one piece!

    Tony: Big whoop.

    RF: Let's celebrate!

    Tony: Celebrate? :confused:

    RF: Let's go to Everybody--


    Lefty: --SHHHHHHH--

    Tony: --it's--

    RF: Huh?

    Tony: I was gonna say it's too late now.


    RF (shoves Lefty) What are you shushing me for?

    Lefty: Ya always talk too loud. Toin it down a coupla notches, willya kid?

    Mr. Turtle, clinging to Newsie's backside, bites, as the newsman runs around in circles, howling.
  18. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Airy voice in the distance: Oooooooh, how do you like your love, Oooooooh, how do you like your love...

    Ailie: *wakes up suddenly* O_O W-well, good morning, beautiful woman's voice... *stretches out a little and glances around* Spammy?


    Zoot: *while placing random breakfast food on the picnic table Spamela
    set up the day before, still crooning with that breathy voice*

    But if you want to know
    How I really feel
    Just get the
    cameras rolling
    Get the action going
    Baby, you know my love for you is real
    So take me where you want to
    Me and my heart you'll steal

    More, more, more
    How do you like it, how do you like it
    More, more, more
    How do you like it, how do you like it
    More, more, more
    How do you like it, how do you like your looooove...


    Ailie: O_______O


    Zoot: *notices her* Oh, hi Ailie. Have a nice sleep? Want some waffles?


    Ailie: Abuhwha--? Um...uh...nosh, thanks. O_O *feels like her brain's been totally violated* ... *runs off to school*
  19. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Tony wanders around the grounds.

    Tony: Wonder where Lefty is...

    Lefty falls out of a tree, and lands with a loud THUD!

    Tony: Hm. Nuts aren't supposed to fall out of trees this time of season...

    Newsie pops out from behind another tree, clad as his alter-ego "the Chameleon."

    Newsie: I am the Chameleon!

    Tony: And I am your nemesis...erm...the Water Monster...(sprays Newsie with a hose, soaking him)

    Newsie: GOOOOOOM!

    Tony: Hey Zoot...charming voice you have there...^_^...didn't know you could...sing that high. :confused:
  20. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Zoot: ^_^ *snugs*

    Chamberlain: -_- Pfft...Snow White has more masculinity than him.

    Zoot: Nuh-uh, that's not true... =P

    Chamberlain: ... *throws a spider at him*

    Zoot: X_X *squeals* EEEEEEEE! NYAAAAAAAA! GET IT OFF! *writhes on the ground*

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