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MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

Discussion in 'Games' started by The Count, May 19, 2009.

  1. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly: Sure. *hands some, in a bag, not in her bare hands, mind you, because that would be stupid, to Bo* They're salty. I like a little potato with my salt. *laughs evilly* I'll put some flies down after this batch is done. I once accidentally cooked a wasp at Burger King. No customers were harmed. :p
  2. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Beau: I once drove a wasp to the train station...
    Bo: *blink*
    Bobo: That doesn't even make sense...
    Beau: That's what I told him, but he was going to Brocklin.
  3. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (tossing the rest of the fries in the warming bin): Mind you, I didn't feel like getting sued, so I threw the poor crispy wasp away. *puts flies in* No one panic -- I'll switch out the grease after these are done. *shudders*

    Pearl (gives some crispy critters to Chamberlain): I have a hankerin' sometimes for scorpion lollipops, mahself. *winks*

    Cotterpin: I think I'm gonna throw up.
  4. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Bo: *nudging Chamberlain* I know how you feel...I got a Bee on a test once.
    Beau: *blinks*
    Bobo: Sorry...I swatted it.
  5. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (to Bobo): Actually, that's how the wasp fried. I smacked it in midair like a baseball player ... and it flew into a bin a good 150 degrees. *long pause* It didn't live long.
  6. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (laughs at bad puns)
  7. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    *laughing out loud at that last pun*

    Bo: Perhaps we should be pun-ished?
    Bobo: Shh...!
  8. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Bo: Perhaps we should play a game...
    Bobo: Pun the tail on the donkey?
    Beau: Punopoly?
  9. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Cotterpin: Girls Just Wanna Have Pun?
  10. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Beau: Do they?
    Bo: Under the hot hot pun!
  11. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Cotterpin: Pearl sure weighs a pun!

    Pearl (doesn't get mad, laughs): Don't you know it, sugah!
  12. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Bo: Would someone clear up the dead stone in the corner?
  13. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (hands a bunch of fried flies to Bobo): Here you go.
  14. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Beau: Kermit! Your flies are done!
    Bobo: Bo! Your flies are undone.
    Bo: Yikes! *dives behind a chair*
  15. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (laughs, sings): Look at me, I'm Punny Dee.
  16. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly: I'm a little tea-pun, short and stout...

    Cotterpin (facepalms): Okay, that's stretching it.

    Pearl (to Kelly): Don't forget, darlin' ... you gotta head off to your folks in a bit.

    Kelly (snaps): Right. See ya later, guys!
  17. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Bo: *laughing at the Star Trek reference*
    Bobo: Right. See you later, I'm going to find my pun and only.
    Beau: Good luck...
  18. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Punderful... Simply punderful. *Drinking iced tea.
    Count: Burgers are ready.

    *Serving themselves... Mmm, cole slaw burgers with fresh fries. *Spoons potato salad into a second cup.
    Hope everyone enjoys the food. Eat up. :insatiable:
  19. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Bo: Mmm...barbecue...
    Bobo: Saucey...
  20. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Just don't let it get under your nails or it'll stay there forever. :smirk:


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