Muppet Fan-Fic: Don't Trip the Driver

[theprawncracker]

Photos...By...Hilda...Good grief...And yes, most of the grief these people cause IS good...

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Rolls eyes> Oy, a love poem by you from him? Too much for me to be this tired and still handle...

 

[theprawncracker]

Speaking of poems...I have one due in English tomorrow...Oh disciple of ushy gushy!!!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ooh, and I have to write one in German... Um... I don't suppose you could help with that, huh Layla... You're more, um... French-speaking...

 

[Leyla]

Hey, at least you don't live with them! And don't get me started on Wanda! Or Robot Kermit! Or Wanda AND Robot Kermit!! <shudders> And if Piggy catches wind of what he's been saying about her, then we're all dead meat!

 

[theprawncracker]

Si, and I'm more or less Spanish-speaking.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Emphasis on "or less."

 

[Leyla]

<giggles> As a school teacher I can't help you cheat, so there will be no sonnet for the Prawnet from me... Hilda however, is all too happy to serve you in that regard... and any other. <rolls eyes>

I suppose I could write one in French and you could translate it... how do you feel about love poems about piano playing dogs?

 

[theprawncracker]

Thanks oh beloved other half...

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Examines protege> I thought he told you that he doesn't...