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Muppet Show Role Play

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Nov 20, 2002.

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  1. Super Scooter New Member

    Oh, great, Beau!

    Whew! Look at the dent in the front! .... must be something wrong with the engine.
  2. Super Scooter New Member

    er, I meant smart is showing.:D

    (120 seconds... there is nothing!!!!!!!!!! Oooh! Tuna!)

    *grabs clipboard back*

    So there, Beau! Go get your own. ...Er, sorry.

    *looks at clipboard*

    It's not tapdancing! It's introduction! There's a distinct difference in consen-consen- oh, whatever! They're different words!

    Oh... it is tapdancing.
  3. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Hey, listen lets not argue lets get out of the car and get back to the theatre.

    You will be onstage so I'll perform Kerit, and we'll have to hope that the Pig will fall for it.

    (Note: Foz, can we get a pig from anywhere?)

    *Electric Mayhem bus hits back of car*

    Oh no.
  4. Super Scooter New Member

    Nuts! My tuna sandwhich was back there!

    *notices clipboard*

    Dah!!!!!! Fozzie! Beau! Everyone! Quick! Get out of the car! We've got to be to the theater in ten minutes! We'll have to run for it!
  5. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    *steps out of car into somthing none to nice*

    Now, now, Beau don't Custard.

    9 minuets to go come on. Wait. I think we should....

    Is that a Limo I see?
  6. Gonzo14 Active Member

    -At the Theatre-

    Where are they they start in 9 minutes
  7. Fozzie Bear Moderator

    *Standing around the wrecked vehicles, the once stiff Kermit begins to move and not be so tensed up.*

    He's BREATHING!! LOOK GANG, IT'S KERMIT!!

    *Glad to have their boss getting into his own form, they hear the sounds of a vehicle fast approaching. Looking down the road, with 9 minutes until show time, they realize it is a long, large pink limousine trimmed in foo-foo frills and lace. It reeks of "Moi" perfume, and the sounds of music performed by a noticeable swine are emmitted through speakers for all the world to...um...enjoy?*

    Hey! That looks like Miss PIGGY'S LIMO!!!! YAAYYYYY!!!

    *Dances in circles with his rubber chicken and dons his fuzzy nose glasses for no reason at all.*
  8. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    (Thank goodness your back, Foz, but why have you mentioned Kerm and Pig if there is no one to play them? We were getting on quite nicly with the idea of puppeting Kermy)

    Over here Piggy.
  9. Fozzie Bear Moderator

    {NOTE: We don't want to stretch the integrity of the characters whether someone is here to play them or not. Keep in mind the rules set forth in the first post of how to play the game, as well as that Kermit and Piggy weren't always in every scene of TMS, but we knew they were somewhere on the set. We can have Kermit, Piggy, and Janice in the Role Play without anyone here to play them, we just won't talk for them but rather make indication that they're here: in other words, Scooter might say, "Hey, Fozzie, Chief said you're on in 10 seconds!" Currently, we've created a complete story so far, even to the point of defeating our nemesis, and are headed back to our safe haven. Once this wraps up, I think I'm going to do a short story based on it for the fan fic section and list it as written "BY" all us role-players.}

    *With only a few minutes until show time, the limo screeches to a halt, a purple-gloved hand reaches out, grabs Kermit, and squeals away toward the Theater.*

    HEY!! :mad: What about US? :confused:

    *Fozzie darts off on foot toward the theater.*
  10. Super Scooter New Member

    Well, that's... nice.

    Hey, come back here! Piggy!

    Guys, come on! We gotta go! Fozzie, wait up! We've only got eight miniutes!

    *Scooter and the rest of the Muppets chase after Fozzie towards the theater*
  11. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Make that seven.

    *trips over*

    I can't take this pace any longer.

    *Jumps up*

    On we go.

    *runs*

    Come on.

    *runs faster*

    Six minutes.

    *runs faster*

    I still have to clean up the stage.

    *runs faster*

    Faster, faster, faster.

    *Trips over*
  12. Crazy Harry New Member

    *sees an empty cab coming up the road*

    Who's got money?
  13. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    *gets up feeling like a foolish muffin*

    I havn't got a penny.
  14. Super Scooter New Member

    I got fifty-one cents and a paper clip!

    Beauregard! Come on! You want help?
  15. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Yer, thank you Scooter.

    (Do you think that Beau has changed his caracter too much everyone? Should I resort to the nervious type who only does what he is told?)

    *Stops taxi*

    Hey excuse me. I am a taxi driver, was hat is can you give us a lift to the Muppet theatre?

    Yes, we are they Muppets.

    Yess I can give you my autograph. Thanks.

    *Gets in car.*

    Come on every one!
  16. Super Scooter New Member

    (er, don't make him too much like that, but dumb it down a little. Unfortunately, that's what got Beau kicked off from the spotlight, but it's his character, and I like it fine. Hey, we'll include something special for you in our script.:D )

    *as Muppets get in car*

    Wow, Beau! who knew you could use taxi connections like that! Is there some sort of taxi driver mafia?

    (I think I should back off on Scooter a bit too.:D )

    (er, I think Fozzie and the gang have left us Beauregard. We're the only ones posting!!!!)
  17. Daffyfan2003 Active Member

    Reply

    *Floyd joins the other Muppets at the theater*

    Hey, guys. What's goin' on? Did I miss anything?
  18. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Nothing much.

    Nothing important anyway.

    Now to clean the stage and prepare the light.

    *Light bulb falls on head*

    (Voice over: Ohhh, living daylights.)

    *to camera*

    Brother!!!
  19. Super Scooter New Member

    Yaaaaaay! We made it! We're finally here! And only two minutes to spare! Great!

    Er... hang on a second. Didn't Miss Piggy grab Kermit and bring him here? Where are they?

    (welcome back, Daffyfan2002! Hey, shouldn't you be Daffyfan2003?:D )
  20. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    They are here somwhere

    *rushes out front does a super quick clean Rushes back*

    All set.

    Does every one know there lines?
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