Muppet Show Role Play

Er, if we don't, we can just play a recording and lip-synch!

*Curtains open*

Kermit is still in his dresing room so allow me to start thes how.

*cough*

Tw'as a cold winters night a long, long time ago.

*Starts to rain*

*Walks of stage*

What happened to the snow?

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I don't know, man. What's the band supposed to be singing again?

(By the way, thanks for reminding me about that Daffyfan2003 thing, Scooter. I'll have to change that on my profile.)

*looks at the script*

Did some one say blast? OK, Harry's ready!

(Foz if your here, can you help us with the scripts over at Clasic Muppets please)

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Hey, man. Nobody answered my question. I'll just have to look at the script. Let me see that for a sec, Harry.

Sorry Floyd.

I think you are singing oh where oh where has our little frog gone.

Hey this is last year's script.

Hang on I'll get the proper one.

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Good, because if I had to sing something like that I would have went nuts. Remember, Floyd Pepper does "hip" music. "Where Has My Little Frog Gone" just doesn't cut it. Robin might like that one though.

Here I have found it.

*Brings out huge script*

Reads that quick the show is about to start.

*Goes back onto stage*

Ladies, and Gentle men Girls and Boys Our first performance tonight if THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM performing Jingle Bell Rock, with me providing the dancing.

*Curtains open to revel The Electric Mayhem all sat on a roof covered in snow*

*Steps Back*

Jingle Bells,

*Walks left*

Jingle Bells,

*walks right*

Jingle all the way.

Oh what fun it is to ride on a one hourse open sleigh.

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Jingle bell. Jingle bell. Jingle bell rock. Jingle bell swing and jingle bell thing. Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun. Now the jingle hop has begun...

I've been waiting all night to do that.

*Runs off stage, grabs bucket and cloth and runs back*

I've been Jingling, up and jingling down.

Cleaning the windows all over the town.

*Cleans windows*

*Runs out comes back with mop*

I've been Jinkling down, and jingling up,

Running tound town with a bucket and mop.

It's about time you got here, Tommy passed out

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Anyone know CPR? I guess it would be Dr. Bob's job to do that and he's not here. What do you suggest, Beau?

Keep playing we're on stage.

Jingle Bell Time is a swell time, Flyod yes I know CPR
Jingle right time is a bright time to, can somone get Kermit?

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I thought Kermit wasn't here for real. I thought the one we had was fake. Oh, well. I'll just go on here....

So giddyup jingle horse, kick up your feet.....

Oh by the way, where's Dr. Teeth? He's supposed to be the lead singer in this.

No he had just frozen, up.

Jingle around the, Dr Teeth is still on his way home from Australia I think.

Gigs and, We need some help here.

(Note: Where is everyone?!!!!!)

pooh hey, should I subsitute Teeth? My singing voice is almost as bad as his, maybe even worse, so give me the lyrics.

Not now the song has nearly finished.

*Runs round the house and comes back followed by a bunch of chickens with clothes and mops*

We love to sing as we clean.

Jingle everyone.

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Wait a minute, dog breath. Are you insulting my groovy chum, Dr. Teeth? If you want to take his place you'd better lose that attitude, man.