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Muppet Show Role Play

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Nov 20, 2002.

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  1. Gonzo14 Active Member

    (comes in skating clumsily, wearing Dynamite and holding a banjo and a blindfold)

    I'm ready, Fozzie where's the stuff for my act?. Am I up next?
  2. Fozzie Bear Moderator

    Yeah, sure, Gonzo. Go on out on the stage and fire up. We're still in morning rehearsals just yet.

    Tommy Dog! Hiya!! It's always good to have one of our own bleed over from another show. Last time I think we had some fraggles and such.

    Simple-minded bears, Rowlf?! SIMPLE-MINDED BEARS??

    Where?

    I think I missed 'em!!
  3. Daffyfan2003 Active Member

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    I'm alright, dear. I've just been getting headaches lately. I think Animal plays those drums too loudly. Besides, Dr. Bob, said he needed a patient so I'm sort of doing him a favor. So, Janice, how about dinner tonight?
  4. Gonzo14 Active Member

    *skates out blindfolded with a banjo* singing)

    I'm going to go back there some Daaayyyyyy BOOOM!! (falls down sending a Dynamite stick flying into the Balcony and blows it up)

    Hey Fozzie, looks like you won't have to worry about Statler and Waldorf Heckling You Anymore. Has anyone seen Camilla
  5. Fozzie Bear Moderator

    Don't forget food is free in the comissary...of course, that's also how Dr. Bob gets more patients.

    WAIT!

    I just thought of something good for the show: A Discussion with Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Dr. Bob, and Dr. Phil Van Neuter!! Hey, KERM...oh, wait. He's not here yet.

    Guess I'll go work up a monologue for tonight's program.

    By the way, these flapjacks are good...just wish the newsman had a news flash about butter and maple syrup.
  6. Thijs Member

    Pooh Hey, Pooh Hey! Can anybody read me a story? A fairy tale. I wanna hear a fairy tale!

    (Tommie (indeed pronounced as `Tommy`
    :rolleyes: ) is about 6 years old)
  7. Gonzo14 Active Member

    How about "The Pyromaniac who went to far"
  8. Crazy Harry New Member

    My autobyography is out already? The publishing office said it might take six weeks.

    I'd love to talk more, but there are pancakes on the loose.

    *grabs a knife and fork and runs off*
  9. Zack the Dog Active Member

    Fozzie, simple mined bears go great with simple minded dogs like myself, just kidding with ya there foz, muppets can kid can't they?

    well anyways i'm still worried about the exploding piano, unless it was just one of those things that just happens and in 5 seconds it's forgoting, that happens with the muppets anyways, maybe i was overreacting with worring about about someone (uncle deadly like)lurking around the theater....


    Zack)Rowlf the, yeah, i know we already did that on the old MC board but, hey, it was still fun,Dog.
  10. matleo Active Member

    *wakes up*

    *looks around*

    *puts head back down*

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    zzz......................
  11. Crazy Harry New Member

    *draws a little mustache on Zoot*
  12. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    *gets mop splashes it round Zoot's face*

    Now I wonder how that mastache got there? I'd better wasah that off before he wakes up and blames me.

    *Sound off the edge of screen like a goast*

    Help, help

    *runs into Dr Bob*

    It's a, it's some tost I mean...
  13. Daffyfan2003 Active Member

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    Oh, no. Dr. Bob was knocked unconsious. Now who's going to cure me? Well, Nurse Janice, I guess it's up to you.
  14. Fozzie Bear Moderator

    Oh, no! Rowlf got knocked out somehow!! Even before he could read Tommie a story. At least Gonzo found some good reading for him. Hmm...Janice, you and Floyd should revive the good Dr. Bob, and I will try to find out who blew up the piano!

    There appears to be a fungus among us, and therefore and therein and I, Bear on Patrol will find the culprit!

    *puts rubber chicken in his holster*

    This is the theater. Almost 10 people are here now and, as in every town, every theater, some unlucky mishaps happen, and someone has to be on duty to clean up the mess...that's where I come in:
    *drum roll*
    Ba-dah-bum-bum
    Ba-dah-bum-bum-bummmmmm
    BEAR ON PATROL!
  15. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    You mean that's wher I come in. I mean about the cleaning.

    Listen Bear on Petrolium or whatever, I was out there and I heard...

    *Sound haunted gost sound*

    *Jumps into Fozzie's arms*

    That.
  16. Fozzie Bear Moderator

    Okay...everyone stay calm! Do not panic!

    *looks around and no one pays attention anyhow, except Beau [but only because he's in Fozzie's arms]*

    Will you stand down?

    Now *draws rubber chicken from holster and points it around*, who all has heard this ghost sound besides Beah, Rowlf, and me? And WHO IS NOT ACCOUNTED FOR??

    Where's Janice?
  17. Drtooth Well-Known Member

    Do not fear, the good Doctor is here! This is indeed a problem of Heavy duty proportions.

    'ey Foz. You see Janice... an' did ya so happen to find Floyd?
  18. Daffyfan2003 Active Member

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    I'm still here, man. Wait a minute! You ain't Dr. Bob. You're Dr. Teeth. No offense, man, but do you actually have a medical degree?

    Man, I tell you, if neither Dr. Bob or Nurse Janice are here to cure me, my only hope would be Nurse Piggy. Boy am I in trouble!
  19. Fozzie Bear Moderator

    You think you're in trouble NOW, get ready cause Dr. Bob doesn't have a Doctorate either, not even a medical license.

    ...has a DOG License, tho.

    HIYA DR TEETH! Say, on your way in to the theater tonight, did you notice anybody extra who, oh, I dunno, might have blown up a piano or made a ghost sound? Your BEAR ON PATROL is looking for a culprit.

    Heck, I'll settle for a calprit...or any other prit, just so I can arrest someone.
  20. Thijs Member

    Pooh hey, Pooh hey, i can`t blow up pianos, but i can set Gonzo`s nose on fire, thanks to the cool story he read me, the pyromanic who went to far! Pooh hey! <WHOOSH!!!>
    Hey Gonzo, ain`t there a sequel?
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