Muppet Show Role Play

[Gonzo14]

(comes in skating clumsily, wearing Dynamite and holding a banjo and a blindfold)

I'm ready, Fozzie where's the stuff for my act?. Am I up next?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Yeah, sure, Gonzo. Go on out on the stage and fire up. We're still in morning rehearsals just yet.

Tommy Dog! Hiya!! It's always good to have one of our own bleed over from another show. Last time I think we had some fraggles and such.

Simple-minded bears, Rowlf?! SIMPLE-MINDED BEARS??

Where?

I think I missed 'em!!

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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*sees Floyd on operating table* Oh, wow! Honey, what happened??

I'm alright, dear. I've just been getting headaches lately. I think Animal plays those drums too loudly. Besides, Dr. Bob, said he needed a patient so I'm sort of doing him a favor. So, Janice, how about dinner tonight?

 

[Gonzo14]

*skates out blindfolded with a banjo* singing)

I'm going to go back there some Daaayyyyyy BOOOM!! (falls down sending a Dynamite stick flying into the Balcony and blows it up)

Hey Fozzie, looks like you won't have to worry about Statler and Waldorf Heckling You Anymore. Has anyone seen Camilla

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Don't forget food is free in the comissary...of course, that's also how Dr. Bob gets more patients.

WAIT!

I just thought of something good for the show: A Discussion with Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Dr. Bob, and Dr. Phil Van Neuter!! Hey, KERM...oh, wait. He's not here yet.

Guess I'll go work up a monologue for tonight's program.

By the way, these flapjacks are good...just wish the newsman had a news flash about butter and maple syrup.

 

[Thijs]

Pooh Hey, Pooh Hey! Can anybody read me a story? A fairy tale. I wanna hear a fairy tale!

(Tommie (indeed pronounced as `Tommy`
) is about 6 years old)

 

[Gonzo14]

How about "The Pyromaniac who went to far"

 

[Crazy Harry]

My autobyography is out already? The publishing office said it might take six weeks.

I'd love to talk more, but there are pancakes on the loose.

*grabs a knife and fork and runs off*

 

[Zack the Dog]

Fozzie, simple mined bears go great with simple minded dogs like myself, just kidding with ya there foz, muppets can kid can't they?

well anyways i'm still worried about the exploding piano, unless it was just one of those things that just happens and in 5 seconds it's forgoting, that happens with the muppets anyways, maybe i was overreacting with worring about about someone (uncle deadly like)lurking around the theater....


Zack)Rowlf the, yeah, i know we already did that on the old MC board but, hey, it was still fun,Dog.

 

[matleo]

*wakes up*

*looks around*

*puts head back down*

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