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My true love unleashed...

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Beauregard, Aug 15, 2005.

  1. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    D'SNOWTH: *Singing off-key* ...all by myself. Don't wanna be, all by myself anymore...
    KATHY: Oh stop that, I haven't even left yet!
    D'SNOWTH: I got a great idea, why don't you get a divorce, put your kids up for adoption, and marry me?
    KATHY: Only if you were 30 years older. (Leaves)
    D'SNOWTH: (Starts singing again) Nobody knows the troubles I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
  2. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Active Member

    Dan: Shall we dance?
    Madonna: Of course, you know I love dancing with you. Now come along let me....
    *Dan wakes up*
    Dan: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!
  3. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    KATHY: *Sighs* Excuse me, but can I go now?
    D'SNOWTH: *Wrapped around Kathy's ankles* Yeah sure in a minute.
    KATHY: That's exactly what you said 10 days ago!
  4. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    BUMP! ! !

    Why? So WhiteRabbit can drag Dr. Teeth in for a dance, I can waltz with Jeanette, Squeegee can dance with MrsPepper to her left, and Davy Jones (NOT the Monkee) to her right, and so on so on so on... hut sut raw, bitin' on a monkey and so on so on so on...
  5. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    No Monkey King? ! D:
    Why not? X3 He's so CUDDLY!
  6. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Come on, make up your mind, which Davy Jones do you want?
  7. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    xD I'll get MK.

    LOL! I'm amused by this thread *reading through it*
  8. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Well-Known Member

    Oooohhhh......... Me likey this thread........

    *runs out, then calmly walks back in on the arm of Charles Winchester*
    Charles: *to Dr. Teeth* Oh, uh, bus boy? Would you take her coat please? *to Alex* Madame, might I say you look ravishing this evening.

    Alex: Why thank you Charles!

    Charles: Would you care to dance? *he guides Alex onto the dancefloor*
  9. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member


    SNOWSEPH: Ah, it's this a lovely evening for dancing, my dear?
    JEANETTE: Um... well... to... tell you the truth... I'd much rather dance with... uh... well... S-s-s-s-s-imon...
    SNOWSEPH: What does Simon have that I don't?
    JEANETTE: A BRAIN for starters.
    SNOWSEPH: Aw. You're bringing me DOWN! You're bringing me DOWN!
  10. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    JEANETTE: See what you did? You killed this thread!
    SNOWSEPH: But I just BUMPED it!
    JEANETTE: And you killed it at the same time.
    SNOWSEPH: Well, I WAS once a thread killer!
    JEANETTE: You don't say, I saw that show before... a little too... well... "campy" for my tastes, but then again, I'm more of a romance enthusiast myself.
    SNOWSEPH: Then dance with me!
  11. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    Aw, that's a-okay!
    *Dances with Snowth, dressed as Miss Miller* XD
    I shall SAVEE IITTT!
    Then again, you are being true to the T*K*O!
    x) Heck, most of my threads end up DEAD. XD
  12. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    What in the world are you doing? And WHY are you dressed like THAT? !
  13. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    xD *Had one too many soda pops*
    Say what? ! Come on tah my house...my house...I'ma give-a you some candy...XD
    Whatever do you mean, Snowseph? =P...*Waltzes with Snowth* ONE, TWO, THREE, ONE, TWO, THREE! XD
  14. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    SNOWSEPH: Noooooooooooooooooo! No Miss Miller! No Miss Miller!
    JEANETTE: Miss Miller? *Begins sneaking out of the ballroom*
    SNOWSEPH: NO, SHE'S GETTING AWAY! *Breaks free from Squeegee* DON'T GO!

    *Jeanette begins to run, but she trips over her shoelaces just as Snowseph runs up to her and picks her up*

    SNOWSEPH: Did you hurt yourself? Did you skin your knee? Here, let me kiss it for you and make it feel better!
  15. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    *Has on Miller's saggy chest (fakes of course) swinging behind the colorful dress* XD
  16. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Me: *dancing with Mildred* Have we been here for ages, or is it just me?
    Mildred: *turns around looking wrinkled and hagged and old old OLD!* It's not just you...
  17. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    Claudia: *Pulling on the wrinkles dear Mildred is flawed with* OOoo, stretchy...XD
  18. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    *Snowseph carried Jeanette back into the ballroom*

    JEANETTE: Will you please stop kissing my knee, I DIDN't skin it!

    SNOWSEPH: Okay... *Starts kissing Jeanette's cheek*

    JEANETTE: Oh, will you PLEASE stop it!

    SNOWSEPH: Alright, alright, fine... *Starts dancing with Jeanette*

    JEANETTE: *Sighs* *Thinking to herself* I wish I was with Simon right about now...
  19. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Simon Cowell: *hits buzzer and lights up a red X above Jeanette's head* You do NOT have America's next big talent...
  20. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    JEANETTE: Yeah, well, you say that to just about everybody... you know what's so oxymoronic about you? You always ridicule every Tom, Dick, and Alvin who you claim don't any talent... but, just out of curiosity, do you think YOU could do any better? Do you think YOU have any talent?

    SNOWSEPH: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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