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The Banter Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by D'Snowth, May 27, 2012.

  1. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    I believe that was sarcasm.
  2. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Has anyone ever explored what would happen if a vampire drank plasma instead of blood?
  3. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    I'm sure Sgt. Floyd has...she's probably met some vampires too...
  4. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Poor Edward. That was so messed up what they did to him *shakes head*
  5. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Being a bat demon creature person thing, I'm sure of it.

    Wait... wouldn't that be racist of me to suggest that?

    EDIT: Aw crap! I just had another "I shoulda done..." moment there! ><
  6. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    I knew lots of different "creature persons" back at the lab. We had vampires, werewolves, zombies, demons, and some other more unconventional experimentations. Unfortunately, many of them never actually made it. Turns out the mummy gene is highly unstable and just kinda...well, they became mummies alright :/

    It was discovered that the Demons were the most stable out of the bunch. Werewolves and vampires were give or take. Some people's bodies accepted the gene, others not so much. Nothing special about Zombies. They aren't the brain eating things people want you to think. Did you know Nikki Sixx is a zombie?

    So, as far as the demons go, there were multiple...breeds? Species? Races? There were cat demons, dog demons, lizard demons, there was even a elephant demon. I'm the only bat demon though. They quickly halted the research on anything that could fly after that. I think you can figure out why :smirk:

    :confused:
  7. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I mean, what birds do is bad enough, I don't think anybody wants to step out and find bat demon poop all over their car, especially after they just washed it.
    Oh, OT, the talk of bats and vampires made think of another annoying question I should've had that little girl ask Levana when she was babysitting her.
  8. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    I had ONE accident! ONE! Besides, that guy deserved it :p
  9. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Oh sure, blame it on that guy who can't defend himself.
  10. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    To be fair, demon poop makes great fertilizer.
  11. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Is Audrey II an example of that?
  12. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Might want to take that one up with the MIB
  13. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Might as well since they're back in action.
  14. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    People reading this thread must be either really confused or think I'm insane :p
  15. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Whaddya mean THINK?
  16. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Eh, you're right. I never had much sanity to begin with. I think I lost what little sanity I had left when I half died. :zany:

    *snorts*
  17. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Does it make me a bad person that I didn't go to the funeral because they didn't serve refreshments afterwards?
  18. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Is that your excuse? Even I went to my own funeral.

    I'm wondering who's body they buried though, seeing as how I still need mine :p
  19. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    I don't know. I wonder how the half-dead user sees that? They seem to have an interesting take based on personal experience...
  20. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Oh, now I remember... I think they actually buried a mannequin.

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