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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by D'Snowth, May 27, 2012.
I believe that was sarcasm.
Has anyone ever explored what would happen if a vampire drank plasma instead of blood?
I'm sure Sgt. Floyd has...she's probably met some vampires too...
Poor Edward. That was so messed up what they did to him *shakes head*
Being a bat demon creature person thing, I'm sure of it.
Wait... wouldn't that be racist of me to suggest that?
EDIT: Aw crap! I just had another "I shoulda done..." moment there! ><
I knew lots of different "creature persons" back at the lab. We had vampires, werewolves, zombies, demons, and some other more unconventional experimentations. Unfortunately, many of them never actually made it. Turns out the mummy gene is highly unstable and just kinda...well, they became mummies alright :/
It was discovered that the Demons were the most stable out of the bunch. Werewolves and vampires were give or take. Some people's bodies accepted the gene, others not so much. Nothing special about Zombies. They aren't the brain eating things people want you to think. Did you know Nikki Sixx is a zombie?
So, as far as the demons go, there were multiple...breeds? Species? Races? There were cat demons, dog demons, lizard demons, there was even a elephant demon. I'm the only bat demon though. They quickly halted the research on anything that could fly after that. I think you can figure out why
Yeah, I mean, what birds do is bad enough, I don't think anybody wants to step out and find bat demon poop all over their car, especially after they just washed it.
Oh, OT, the talk of bats and vampires made think of another annoying question I should've had that little girl ask Levana when she was babysitting her.
I had ONE accident! ONE! Besides, that guy deserved it
Oh sure, blame it on that guy who can't defend himself.
To be fair, demon poop makes great fertilizer.
Is Audrey II an example of that?
Might want to take that one up with the MIB
Might as well since they're back in action.
People reading this thread must be either really confused or think I'm insane
Whaddya mean THINK?
Eh, you're right. I never had much sanity to begin with. I think I lost what little sanity I had left when I half died.
Does it make me a bad person that I didn't go to the funeral because they didn't serve refreshments afterwards?
Is that your excuse? Even I went to my own funeral.
I'm wondering who's body they buried though, seeing as how I still need mine
I don't know. I wonder how the half-dead user sees that? They seem to have an interesting take based on personal experience...
Oh, now I remember... I think they actually buried a mannequin.
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