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The Banter Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by D'Snowth, May 27, 2012.

  1. D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Apparently the same people who knew that ghosts apparently can't cross running water either.
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  2. Hubert Well-Known Member

    For some reason that just sparked the thought of something that happened to me recently. I found out that you humans can't cross running joggers either. Really. It was amazing. I was visiting Washington D.C. and was crossing a clear street there, and then as I'm crossing some runner just comes out of no where to run right through and just about ran over me. Really...maybe instead of running at 50 mph you should try and watch where you're going. I also loved how him practically running into me didn't even make him slow down or loose attention or anything...it was like I didn't even exist. I bet he wouldn't have even stopped if there was a train headed for him...

    But back to the subject at hand...
  3. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    I was one of those people who thought D'Snowth was female :o

    But for the longest time, everyone thought I was male, and I'm sure there's still people who think I'm male. I guess it does have something to do with the username and that I've never used a female in my avatar (I don't think), but I don't think I really act female either. I've been on many sites where people assumed I was male because of how I acted. I dunno. I don't act like a steryotypical girl?

    So are you one of those people who basically imagine the user as their avatar? I tend to have to put faces to things, which is why things without some form of avatar really irritate me, or when someone uses something abstract :o
  4. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Why did you just say "you humans?"

    Is there something about you we don't know? *glares*
  5. Hubert Well-Known Member

    Yeah. I am that to the extreme. Anything somehow works, a cartoon character or whatever. I somehow think that that is actually the user, but I know that if I met them they wouldn't be like that...it's just in a weird kind of way that I can't explain. So right now I kinda imagine you as Danny Phantom, but not...like I do yet at the same time if I met you I wouldn't expect to see Danny Phantom. It's odd logic.
  6. Hubert Well-Known Member

    For the past 4 minutes I have been hysterically laughing over that. I can't believe I accidentally typed "you." I think what happened was that I was originally going to say "I found out that you can't cross running joggers," but then I decided to change that to humans, yet didn't that you out.
  7. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    I totally get what you're saying. I'm like that too. So when people use something thats like, an object or place or something, my brain can't compute it. Its doesn't make logical sense XD

    So I'm still the only not totally human thing here? Good to know.

    Really? I don't live near any bodies of flowing water or else I'd test that out :p
  8. D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Well, if you wanna fly down here, the Tennessee River runs right through downtown.
  9. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Demons don't come equipped with GPSs and are notorious for not being able to read maps :p
  10. Hubert Well-Known Member

    The creepy part is that my brain can compute the object or plce or something that someone uses as an avatar. It's weird. Somehow in some way, it still works for me. Like I still somehow picture them like that but not...it's just totally unexplainable to me.

    So, do you think I'm a monster named Behemoth?

    Well...I never did say that I actually am human...
  11. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Yes :p

    So what are you then? :grr:
  12. Hubert Well-Known Member

    But I never said I'm not human either...
  13. D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Who wants to bake a pie and hit me with it?
  14. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    OOOO! ME ME! I can try out that new recipe the chef gave me. Now where can I find 10 pounds of black powder?
  15. D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Umm... what kind of pie recipe contains black powder? And... that's not black GUN powder, is it?
  16. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Is there another kind of black powder? I guess I could substitute flour for it :/
  17. newsmanfan Well-Known Member

    Mmmm gunpowder pie!

    I dunno about crossing running joggers, but crossing bicyclists who veer into the car lanes constantly is a fun pasttime. They usually lose. There was that one guy, though...I think it was the sharp edge of his wing that scraped my car up so badly. Gotta get MAACO (Monsteriffic Abominable Abyssal Complete Overhaul).
  18. Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    Oops...was that you? Sorry for flying into your car. I was trying to avoid a bird coming at me. Seriously, those things can be so stupid. Yeah, my wings are pretty sharp :o
  19. Hubert Well-Known Member

    They are. Trust the guy who had a bit of an ordeal with them involving hugging, chicken wings, and something coming from a mile away.
  20. amygam Member

    I have nothing to banter! I have merlot :) LOL

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