The "I Saw Something REALLY Weird Today" Thread

So I go to this restaurant with some of my relatives today, and across the room from us, there was some woman who just continued to stare at us almost constantly. It was extremely weird...even when she was talking to the woman she was with, she kept glancing over at us like we were going to pull out guns or something. None of us ever even knew or saw her before...

Well that's no more weirder than sitting in a Chinese eatery and having this kid stare at you because your eating with chopsticks. And then having someone come over and ask you to give them a chopstick lesson.

I keep telling you not to let the lizards dangle from your nostrils WHILE you eat. Save 'em for after.
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At least he had a reason, however bad, for it. I'm still trying to figure out what this was all about...

You mean the WOMAN WOMAN? Maybe her your food looked better then hers.

I think it's the Muffin police..I've had three people following me.

I wasn't one of them.

Maybe she was checking one of you out

Of course not. They're after you too. (Watch out they're undercover)
(Not that kind of undercover)

Woo Hubert it is being checked out!

Why are they ALWAYS after me??!! Your taking the blame this time!

THIS IS THE MUFFIN POLICE!
WE CAUGHT YOU RED-HANDED!
Uh, what color were his hands before?

I don't think this is the time for that type of humor.

You take the jokes you can get here in the big house

Okay to get this back on topic I saw a really ugly bird on my deck!

Hey now, that bird could grow up to be a beautiful swan Or an ugly vulture. Who knows

Was it Big Bird after the Presidental debates?

Hey Pinky! Who was that bird I saw on your deck?
That was no bird! That was my ____
Oh, I can't come up with a punchline...Oh this is so embarrasing.

Pinky, it's nearly impossible to get back on topic when people start muffining. You should know that

LOL no! It was just an ugly brown thing with really weird feathers on it's head. I would've taken a picture had it not flown away. I think it was a punked up Robin and no I don't mean the frog!